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Pat Edwards @thepatedwards.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Adam showing up for the Married at First Sight reunion looking like he just walked off the set of One Piece

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Pat Edwards @thepatedwards.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Burger Dog! Burger Dog! It’s a hot dog that’s a burger it’s a Burger Dog! #hotdog #hamburger

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Pat Edwards @thepatedwards.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

When you get to the gym only to realize you forgot your headphones and will have to workout with the sound of your own thoughts

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Pat Edwards @thepatedwards.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

It’s a nice feeling when you live up to the expectations of your loved ones (text exchange with my sister) #coffee #family

Image of a text conversation with Pat and his sister where she asks if 4pm is too late for a latte and tells her that’s a stupid question and she should get one.

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Pat Edwards @thepatedwards.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Made chocolate peanut butter Rice Krispies

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Pat Edwards @thepatedwards.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

Wish I could help but my workout tracker app is:

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Pat Edwards @thepatedwards.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

In literary terms, our current reality is one big Idiot Plot

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Pat Edwards @thepatedwards.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

Insane gift from my sister. It’s incredible. I love it so much. #Severance

An image of a framed document that is a replica of the “Outie” memo from Severance

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Pat Edwards @thepatedwards.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

Fun fact: this stormtrooper helmet espresso cup is a 1:1 scale. This is actually how big their helmets were historically speaking. Many assume that the peoples of this far far away galaxy are the same size as us. In truth, that galaxy is about 1/10 scale to our galaxy. The more you know! #StarWars

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Pat Edwards @thepatedwards.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

About to be live on Twitch as a guest player showcasing the newest edition to the incredibly fun game, Drinking Quest by @jasonanarchy.bsky.social Come check us out at www.twitch.tv/geeklyinc And holy shit look at this custom character card @killurmonkeyart.bsky.social whipped up for me today!

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Pat Edwards @thepatedwards.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

The vacation that won’t end… was supposed to be back home yesterday. Thanks to the snowstorm hammering the Midwest we’re stuck in #DisneyWorld likely until Tuesday. I know I know, ultimate First World Problem but I am dying for some normalcy.

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Pat Edwards @thepatedwards.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

The Bears to every team they play during the first 3 quarters

Andre the giant from Princess Bride: I just want you to feel you are doing well

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Pat Edwards @thepatedwards.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

See if you lived near me you could come over on Sunday morning for some coffee and a scratch made baked apple pancake. Now don’t you feel silly living so far away, friend?

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Pat Edwards @thepatedwards.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

For some odd reason when watching this movie, I always thought this guy’s lil stack of chocolate donuts looked so good #HomeAlone #Christmas

Still image from Home Alone with the Crisis Counselor

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Pat Edwards @thepatedwards.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

My social media algorithms have gotten to know me too well and I do not care for it…

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Pat Edwards @thepatedwards.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

And finally a No. 5 on the Tattoo Tour A cute little espresso cup Because coffee is the greatest thing ever… like ever. Location: Inner left arm, above elbow

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Pat Edwards @thepatedwards.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

No. 4 on the Tour “Try” Always try. It’s all you can do. Also shout to Nemik’s Manifesto from #Andor Location: outer left forearm

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Pat Edwards @thepatedwards.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

No. 3 on the Tattoo Tour: “Yet” A reference to The Power of Yet, which is a great concept/ideology for anyone but is also tied in with the Autism parenting community. Location: inner right arm, above elbow. Because it’s my autistic 4yr old’s favorite place to lay his head when he needs comfort

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Pat Edwards @thepatedwards.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

No. 2 on the Tattoo Tour: It’s my kids names in Aurebesh Location: inner right forearm

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Pat Edwards @thepatedwards.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

As promised earlier… a #Tattoo Tour. Just a heads up, 4 of my 5 are very similar. Just different words or phrases in Aurebesh. Anyway here’s No. 1: “Don’t Panic” A reference to Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy (my favorite book). Location: inner left forearm

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Pat Edwards @thepatedwards.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

Acquired a legendary artifact today

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Pat Edwards @thepatedwards.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

If you like cocktails you should check out this new IG account I have with a friend called @ PandJDrinks where we post unique recipes and pics like this one #cocktails

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Pat Edwards @thepatedwards.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

It’s only Tuesday and the family drama with the Boomer in-laws is already at a 9… Good luck and cheers to all of you also venturing into the deadly trenches of family visits during this holiday week. Stay “hydrated” 😉

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Pat Edwards @thepatedwards.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

I thought these Peroni’s at my parents’ place tasted off… See if you can notice the reason why quicker than I did (which was on my third one)

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Pat Edwards @thepatedwards.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

I stumbled onto a post in the “I Think You Should Leave” subreddit that takes quotes from show and uses them as the captions for classic Far Side comics and it’s insane how well it works #TheFarSide #ITYSL #Reddit

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Pat Edwards @thepatedwards.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

My McDonald’s mobile order code was apparently chosen by a 14yr old

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Pat Edwards @thepatedwards.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

Who the fuck only eats one third of a cookie, Wawa? #cookie #wawa #nutrition

Nutrition label for a Wawa chocolate chip cookie

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Pat Edwards @thepatedwards.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

Our delivery driver just sent me this to let me know our food was on the way… and I always tip well but I think Katy just earned a bonus 😂

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Pat Edwards @thepatedwards.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

My 7yr old asked me if she could eat the whole full size Hershey bar from her Halloween candy. I said she could have half of it. Cut to a few minutes later and she holds this up and asks if she can have the whole thing… 🤨 #Candy #Parenting #Halloween

A Hershey Bar with a fake wrapper colored by a child that calls it an extremely healthy fruit bar

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Pat Edwards @thepatedwards.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

I really miss the era of hand painted movie posters. #movies #film

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Pat Edwards @thepatedwards.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

Hey… listen! Remember you are an adult now. You don’t have to wander the world just hoping that you stumble across one of these tins at someone’s house & hitting the lottery that it actually has cookies & not sewing supplies. You can just go buy one! #cookies #holidays

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Pat Edwards @thepatedwards.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

My 9yr old just told me I’m “giving hipster” 💀

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Pat Edwards @thepatedwards.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

In case you were worried that the sacred texts weren’t being passed down to the next generation, please look at what my 7 & 9 yr olds just did: #CoolS

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Pat Edwards @thepatedwards.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

2 years & 2 months post #hipreplacement and your ol buddy Pat is out here hitting 900lbs on the squat press for reps. #gym #fitness #recovery

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Pat Edwards @thepatedwards.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

Everyone send vibes that we can find a sitter last minute so we can go to this tomorrow!

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Pat Edwards @thepatedwards.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

The most “2025 energy” gif of all gifs:

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Pat Edwards @thepatedwards.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

It’s a great day for Science! Behold! I give you…. Uncrustable French Toast! #cooking #food

Three uncrustables cooked in French toast batter

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Pat Edwards @thepatedwards.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

My girls were making PBJs this morning for their lunches. They started to improv a song about making peanut butter & jelly sandwiches… I go, Oh you wanna hear a Peanut Butter Jelly song? Gotta make sure your kids stay cultured, gang

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Pat Edwards @thepatedwards.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

I always hear about people going for a “Baki Build” in the #gym and the getting shredded part of that sounds very fun. Fortunately for me, I’m predisposed for the Mr. Incredible build which is a lot more fun in terms of diet

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Pat Edwards @thepatedwards.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

Lemon Rosemary Bourbon with an egg white

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Pat Edwards @thepatedwards.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

Perfect new gym shirt courtesy of my sister

Shirt with a skull & the text: Everything hurts and I’m hungry

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Pat Edwards @thepatedwards.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

Pre workout meal: peanut butter, honey, bacon, & banana sandwich plus a shake with 8 egg whites, Creatine, and some strawberries

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