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Oh my god yeah we're not making ourselves heard over the richter scale this would cause

Gallons per hour is what we would call an absolutely fantastic measurement for anybody to deal with to be fair so those are GOOD NUMBERS (I love the measurement and industrialisation of it all it tickles my brain in the right way heehee...)

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Dangl! @thedangl.bsky.social · 1h

I also typo'd 5 for six. We can call that a fat fingering because I wasn't looking at the keyboard oopsie

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Dangl! @thedangl.bsky.social · 1h

I feel like a regular zombie has a little less going for them than ol' Afton to be fair

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Dangl! @thedangl.bsky.social · 1h

[NSFW] [TITS] Case in point. I used 5x the average production rate for this particular calculation because woopsie the Milk Cat kind of has a Job and a lot of science going into their .. lifestyle. roannethewolf.github.io/TittyScaling/ for the curious.

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Dangl! @thedangl.bsky.social · 1h

I put one of my Moostic pictures into the Titty Scaling app Roanne made and factoring in that Moostic is cartoonishly productive on account of all the uh.. boosting supplements he gets - it tells me he would generate like.. $25-$50k a day in milk, which. Yeah I would take that job instead of mine.

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Dangl! @thedangl.bsky.social · 1h

Like okay it's been years at this point so I can and should expect it to hit the zeitgeist. But like I'd expect a Foxy because haha pirate, or maybe even normal bonnie - not the "This is pretty much the corpse of a dude" one goodness me.

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Dangl! @thedangl.bsky.social · 1h

There's a couple of hallows decorations going up in my neck of the woods already (the weeuns get excited and I don't mind that for them) - but amongst the skeletons and ghosties there was a full on glow in the dark sticker on a window of Springtrap Bonnie that made me full on double take.

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Dangl! @thedangl.bsky.social · 5h

Working hard or hardly walking eh?

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Dangl! @thedangl.bsky.social · 5h

I do think if I was to seek out anyone to commission any time soon (which I am not by the way) - it would definitely be to get Moostic Depicted because I am just intrigued to see how they look in other styles

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Dangl! @thedangl.bsky.social · 6h

THE COMPANY IS SO MEAN TO ME...

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Dangl! @thedangl.bsky.social · 6h

This is why I need a "Dont talk to me until I've been milked" mug because it really does just waste everyones time and get me exhausted

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Dangl! @thedangl.bsky.social · 6h

Getting impatient because the milkbags won't shut up and I'm running out of breath to get what I want out. But if I don't wait then it's hard to make out over the sound of both barrels fully loaded and ready to rock..

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Dangl! @thedangl.bsky.social · 6h

Having to pause for a minute before speaking or listening to someone because it sounds like the tide is coming in for a few seconds. Give them a moment (if you call it a mooment they will psychic blast you)

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Dangl! @thedangl.bsky.social · 7h

yeah the cat tits SHOULD make deep sloshing noises casually every time he even slightly readjusts what do you mean

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🔞 Noelle [COMMS OPEN 5/7] @nightnoelle.bsky.social · 9h

hi i bring Awesome Animation + Audio :3

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Dangl! @thedangl.bsky.social · 9h

ACK HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN. I appreciate it though, I have put a lot of time and brainpower into trying to think about just how Shapes Go Glumpf (patent on word pending) It's nice that I can manage to get across a wide variety of vibes without it being a rent lowering shotgun blast!

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Dangl! @thedangl.bsky.social · 11h

It is still noticed and appreciated nonetheless. When I see it I get a plus one ding to self esteem :>

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たろー @tontarotaro.bsky.social · 11h

あくタイプっぽい振る舞い選手権決勝😈🏆

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Dangl! @thedangl.bsky.social · 11h

Personally I know I don't always have the right words or energy to respond to people when they're being nice to me. In turn I am classically awkward like that but I do like to at least... convey I appreciate that people are taking the time out to be nice.

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Dangl! @thedangl.bsky.social · 11h

I think the thing about it is that folks have to accept you're going to be a little bit awkward when dropping pretence for being genuinely positive. It's not a natural thing to be completely earnest after all! If a good thing is left unsaid when there are so many easily speaking ill it's a shame.

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Dangl! @thedangl.bsky.social · 11h

Ehhh I wouldn't worry about coming across like that. If someone wants to interpret positivity like that that should probably be on them and not you (although believe me I can tell when people are trying to angle for free art from me haha, it's different and much more obvious than you'd expect.)

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Dangl! @thedangl.bsky.social · 11h

No wonder my attitude is so often HOW DARE YOU PAY ME when the moment I exit my Mind Palace I am thrust many dollar

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Dangl! @thedangl.bsky.social · 11h

(This is blessed but I shall also reassure you that I am perfectly fine, I actually consider white space to be kinda cosy as an aesthetic)

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Dangl! @thedangl.bsky.social · 11h

I installed the Good Lock - it's made of "The door is painted on until I decide it isn't"

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Dangl! @thedangl.bsky.social · 11h

Mister Evrart is helping me find my lost mixtape

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Dangl! @thedangl.bsky.social · 11h

I've been here as long as I can remember I like it here

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Dangl! @thedangl.bsky.social · 21h

that and I'm always delighted to see a Lef Darken my Doorstep

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Dangl! @thedangl.bsky.social · 21h

I am glad that Lef locks onto Fikas main qualities immediately that is for sure

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Dangl! @thedangl.bsky.social · 22h

My mind has exploded with the nirvanha of milk.

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Dangl! @thedangl.bsky.social · 22h

I do like the dynamic where instead of usually kobolds being the servants of dragons - acquiring a kobold (or a kobold choosing you) is kind of the tolling bell of your rapidly approaching heavy-laden lifestyle as they dote you to the brink of interness

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Dangl! @thedangl.bsky.social · 22h

Is this like, a buddhist interpretation of cleavage

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Dangl! @thedangl.bsky.social · 22h

I've been making a mental note to try and leave more positive comments on things that I see because I know to me that one of the main things that I adore about posting things online is being able to natter about it with people.

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Dangl! @thedangl.bsky.social · 22h

Avali are good, even if I really do not follow the MO on their usual design shapes (both in the Funny sense and the just getting it right sense).

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Dangl! @thedangl.bsky.social · 22h

The dichotomy of choice Evil stormy castle titled "Upload your backlog onto FA you coward" Castle that is still slightly evil "You should put tits on Danglvali"

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Dangl! @thedangl.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Vague morning thoughts - I should draw my avali some more

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Dangl! @thedangl.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Moostic is an awkward blend where they've become so dairy coded when he meows it's more of an awkward myuu so - it's up for debate

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Dangl! @thedangl.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

saw a thing the other day with someones character pretending to be a cat and mooing and I'm like. Yeah, mine does that but he's embarassed about it

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Dangl! @thedangl.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

It is why I am solemnly aware of the "English Menu" begrudgingly compiled across europe to accommodate our inability to consume anything beyond chips and congratulated steak.

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Dangl! @thedangl.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Live in fear knowing that there are people in the UK who are unaware that rice can be an object prepared in other ways that are not sweet creamy gloop

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Dangl! @thedangl.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Every time I eat a rice pudding I have a visceral memory of this time I went on holiday to Italy with an old Yorkshireman who didn't like pizza or pasta (???)- and how when presented with lovely risotto nearly burst into horrified tears at the concept of savoury rice

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bebo 🫐🔞 @beboblueberry.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

this is GROWN ASS MAN, a whole DUDE, a GUY... if the glasses were not clear enough, boy bebo now has huge boobs so you can easily tell him apart from his girl form

my sona bebo, depicted twice and once more as a little doodle. his body shape is pretty tall with thick legs and a plump butt, and mainly, huge soft breasts. he is wearing his classic cap and tall boots, as well as a bright yellow/orange hoodie which contains his new pair of boobs completely. the first panel he is holding his boobs, squishing them slightly, saying "maybe i should've gone a bit smaller...". the second panel is him from a slight back view, showing his butt with his torso and head turned to look behind him towards the viewer. lastly, the small doodle is of him sleeping, using his gigantic boobs as pillows

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Dangl! @thedangl.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I stand on my principles (leaning slightly forwards because a meow is Horribly Front Heavy oh God)

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Dangl! @thedangl.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

It is a universal truth that boys should be allowed to have the bigger boobs, especially if it inconveniences them

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Dangl! @thedangl.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I had to make this on the fly because I just keep on catching hilarious strays (direct and indirect) in certain groups I'm in. You'd think they'd STOP.

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Dangl! @thedangl.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

That's the horror of sweet cheeses I find - they require an ungodly amount of sugar to properly sweeten up. I'd be curious as to whether chunks would make it more structurally unsound though.. EITHER WAY, I WOULD PRESS IT.

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Dangl! @thedangl.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

The big red tasty button...

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Dangl! @thedangl.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Lef is truly leaning into the bit with disastrous potential

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Dangl! @thedangl.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

To be fair in my head I don't really see it as CV (That's really not my thing) - but I can definitely accept it has implications for people who want to fantasise about such!

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Dangl! @thedangl.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

[NSFW] [HYPER COCK BALLS] [GO SUCK ON A GOLD BAR OR SOMETHING] This is your timely reminder that Mynt is built like a Market Crash in more than one way. Yields are through the roof - mostly because of the property damage he can cause when getting hit by fiscal stimuli.

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