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Tea Pain

@teapainusa.bsky.social
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Born Thomas (Elmer Addison) Pain - July 4th, 1976. Lover of democracy.

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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 5h
This weekend Trump promised $500 checks were "already in the mail." Who got their's today?
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Major creeper vibes.
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He couldn’t even fill up in a high school gym in Ohio.
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
By all means, let the guy who’s in month six of a two week pool renovation run it.
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Last night Trump stupidly promised $500 checks were already "in the mail" to Seniors. That's a "promise" that will only push more voters away when they don't arrive before the mid-terms.
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Last night Trump promised for the seventy-eleventh time we will have a new healthcare plan signed in two weeks. He neglected to tell us how he'll do that with the House on vacation till after the mid-terms.
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Trump couldn’t get a drivers license if his life depended on it.
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Trump wants his idiots to believe that you can vote for gas prices.
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
29% approval rating guy says what?
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Very Christian-like conversation by God’s anointed, don’t ya think?
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Touting the praise of a communist dictator while “fighting communism?”
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Did you ever think you’d see so many conservatives willing to take free government money to fight “socialism?”
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Feel free to share what you did with your DOGE refund and your tariff dividend check.
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Two weeks ago, Trump campaigned in North Carolina. Today Republicans pulled all their campaign funding from the Senate race. Let's hope this trend continues everywhere Trump goes!
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Please, Donald. Go campaign in every race where Republicans are struggling. Voters need to know these candidates are 100% tied to you and support everything you're done! Keep talking and you'll fix everything!
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Flippity-Flip!
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Mark my words. We’ll be lucky to get out of the Trump administration without some sort of nuclear detonation.
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“Low T JD”
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Whiskey Pete wants to fight the "Communists?" Like Trump's buddy, President Xi?
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A friendly reminder what Trump's Republican party has done for you.
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Breathe easy, Americans. Republicans are laser-focused on bringing down prices!
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Mike Schmidt is what happens when you believe your own propaganda.
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I just discovered that my wallet has requested asylum in any country with a functional democracy.
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
BREAKING: Trump announces a new plan to lower the national debt. Step one: Rename the national debt “America’s savings account.” Step two: Stop checking the balance. Step three: Tell China we left our wallet at home.
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Not sure who to vote for? Remember that Republicans... 1) Hid the Epstein Files 2) Sent fuel prices through the roof 3) Started new wars 4) Canceled your healthcare If you checked at least two, vote Blue!
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Trump has made America so much weaker and alone in the world. It’s time to give the world some hope with a Democratic house and Senate!
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Blue asteroid inbound.
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Setting yourself on fire is a MAGA badge of courage.
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Don't fret, MAGA. Your sacrifices ain't in vain. Thanks to you, millionaires and billionaires are doing better than ever!
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Possibly the scariest thing ever uttered by a human.
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The more Senate seats we can flip, the fewer Republicans it will take to aid the impeachment possibility of Trump's incompetent cabinet. Time to vote like maniacs!
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Telling struggling Americans "you're wealthier than you've ever been" is not a winning message. Trump is leading the Republican Party off a cliff and they're all ready to jump with him.
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hear that struggling Americans? Trump says you're wealthier than ever!
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Give or take 97.
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Copium futures hit all-time high.
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
After yesterday’s Senate hearing, it’s crystal clear that Jack Smith should be the next Attorney General.
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Maybe Amy Klobuchar can explain to Eric Schmitt what an “own goal” is?
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Mike Johnson promises permanent vacations if Republicans win.
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The lightning has already struck. We await the thunder in November. The Trump presidency is already over Beaten by a margin he'll always remember.
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Rape Van Winkle
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
People keep saying the media shouldn't cover Trump. I say they should keep a mic on him 24 hours a day.
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Simply put, every Republican deserves to lose and lose big!
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There's something special about a man falling asleep on live television three minutes after calling his predecessor "Sleepy Joe."
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hear that, child predators? There's a new super-lenient sherrif in town!
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Don't let those turncoat Republicans turn their backs on you, Donald! Call out every one of 'em! Your reputation is more important than some silly mid-term election.
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Prediction: Trump will try everything in his power to overthrow the midterm elections, however the blue wave will be so overwhelming that he will fail miserably and look even weaker as he continues for the remainder of his term to complain about a “rigged election.”
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Trump’s lies are not convincing any new voters to vote Republican. If anything, every time he lies he pushes more voters away.
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Are the numbers in the room with you now?
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The current occupant desecrated it years ago.
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Another Trump disaster
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