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Strikes 🐊

@strikesdacroc.bsky.social
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large crocodile doing large crocodile things including but not limited to: mooching off my husband, political discourse, and retweeting spicy stuff. DM’s OPEN he/him Alt account: @crocodile-cache.bsky.social

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Strikes 🐊 @strikesdacroc.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Haha heyyyyy Microsoft how’s it going? Yeah so like I don’t mean to bother yall but WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS I don’t have a different sign-in option! This is my personal fkn computer I never asked you to do this. Repeated shutdowns?! It’s a LAPTOP!!! That’s what laptops DOOOOOOO!!!
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Strikes 🐊 @strikesdacroc.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I can’t tell if the “FVNSlop” discourse is real or a psyop cuz literally wtf is this yall 😭 like be so forreal this is either parody or it’s teenagers who still think sex is “icky” and they haven’t escaped their popular=bad phase yet.
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Strikes 🐊 @strikesdacroc.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
When the barely-legal Twitter furry who discovered the community thru TikTok makes a callout post on somebody because they’re participating in a kink that they find ‘icky’ and don’t understand :
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Strikes 🐊 @strikesdacroc.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
AH-HA!! I caught your ass!! So I really WAS hacked, fuck. I wonder how long he’s been INSIDE ME I gotta change up some passwords…
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Strikes 🐊 @strikesdacroc.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
“Kat’s original design was way better” meanwhile Kat’s original design:
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Strikes 🐊 @strikesdacroc.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
“Eeughhh they changed Kat to make her fit the woke feminist agenda” stfu she’s literally a space hells-angel it was a mistake making her girly-pop in the original to begin with. You’re telling me this isn’t still feminine?
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Strikes 🐊 @strikesdacroc.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Yus! I meant to attach a picture to that reply but I’m stoopit lol
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Strikes 🐊 @strikesdacroc.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
ITS SO SAAAAAD
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Strikes 🐊 @strikesdacroc.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Quick doodle of @gayerbats.bsky.social cutie hrothgar. He wanted him boobied up so I delivered. Now he wants to know what you’re staring at
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Strikes 🐊 @strikesdacroc.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Since u wanna b a baby
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Strikes 🐊 @strikesdacroc.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
My haul! Much bigger than last year. Thanks to everybody who made my FWA so amazing ❤️
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Strikes 🐊 @strikesdacroc.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I had a wonderful time at the sketchbook swap!!! I’m still a fledgling character artist so I had a lot of fun filling up my friends books with lil gremlins Thank you so so so much to @rainy4k.bsky.social @gayerbats.bsky.social @erebonbon.bsky.social Love you guys ❤️❤️
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Strikes 🐊 @strikesdacroc.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Don’t know that it’s even possible for me to get a bingo because half these require that I have sex, do drugs, or have a fursuit lol. Tho here’s where I’m at so far
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Strikes 🐊 @strikesdacroc.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
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Strikes 🐊 @strikesdacroc.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
My husband @heartflamewoof was like “I just want like 4 orders of chili cheese tots from sonic for dinner”
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Strikes 🐊 @strikesdacroc.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Woahhhhh cool!! Uhmmmm fun fact about this guy… He’s a skateboard punk green anole that’s part of a jet-set-radio-esque skateboard gang. He looks really mean but that’s just his face. He’s actually pretty shy and timid and when he gets stressed or scared his scales turn brown!
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Strikes 🐊 @strikesdacroc.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Virginity Restored 😎
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Strikes 🐊 @strikesdacroc.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
My husband such a fuckboi
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Strikes 🐊 @strikesdacroc.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
:3c
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Strikes 🐊 @strikesdacroc.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I’m so snake brained rn
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Strikes 🐊 @strikesdacroc.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
And a bonus
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Strikes 🐊 @strikesdacroc.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Consolidating these for comm purposes
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Strikes 🐊 @strikesdacroc.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Trying to de-rust with some indulgent art featuring dusty OC’s I never do anything with
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Strikes 🐊 @strikesdacroc.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Being a fan of Chainsaw Man is shortening my maximum lifespan… Just read the most recent chapter and I can’t take this shit no more man This is gunna be the longest two weeks of my mfn life
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Strikes 🐊 @strikesdacroc.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
“Ahaha actually CHAI means tea so you’re really saying tea te-“
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Strikes 🐊 @strikesdacroc.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
My husband just be sayin shit sometimes
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Strikes 🐊 @strikesdacroc.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Terrorizing my husband @heartflamewoof.bsky.social at 3AM
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Strikes 🐊 @strikesdacroc.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Yo whaddup
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Strikes 🐊 @strikesdacroc.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
The utter brainrot for my own OC is eating me like worms Anyway here’s more edgy birdslop. I’ve been listening to Skeleta and other Ghost songs nonstop while drawing and fantasizing about cool scenes so I added a schizo version of the doodle sheet crammed with iconic and relevant song lyrics
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Strikes 🐊 @strikesdacroc.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
I was being a bit indulgent and decided to make an unashamedly cartoonishly edgy dnd OC because life’s too short to avoid being “that guy” forever. Introducing Malphas, a corvid aarakocra bladesinger who’s basically the antichrist. A frail and sickly but also otherworldly charismatic cult leader ♥️
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Strikes 🐊 @strikesdacroc.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Made it to Atlanta. 22 hours to go
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Strikes 🐊 @strikesdacroc.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Aw fucc my kobold got into the boob swelling juice. Chat, what do I do, he’s getting bigger-
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Strikes 🐊 @strikesdacroc.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
That’s why I made mine green!
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Strikes 🐊 @strikesdacroc.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
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Strikes 🐊 @strikesdacroc.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
I wanna get some biceptember art/comms of my juicy goobersnek Zephyr for my birthday 🫠😳 does anybody wanna contribute 🫣
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Strikes 🐊 @strikesdacroc.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
AAAAAA IM OLD!!!!!
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Strikes 🐊 @strikesdacroc.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
I fucking love pumpkin soup
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Strikes 🐊 @strikesdacroc.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
3) yeah a lot of cartoons and media definitely made me realize what I like. The usual suspects of course, but if you wanna know a really unique and deep cut: Anubis on the box art of Age of Mythology was a huge part of my awakening lmao. If you know you know.
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Strikes 🐊 @strikesdacroc.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
I’m sickkkkkk help me entertain myself
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Strikes 🐊 @strikesdacroc.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Me waking up to see Alba on our kitchen floor after I put down a glue trap overnight
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Strikes 🐊 @strikesdacroc.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Is this show any good?
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Strikes 🐊 @strikesdacroc.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
I got roasted what the heck…
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Strikes 🐊 @strikesdacroc.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Found a power tripping mod in the wild on r/rat lmao Basically, OP made a post cuz they had a wobbly rat, and they were being very friendly with replies. Then the mod got into a fight with unrelated commenters and shut down OP’s thread because he was getting owned. “No more advice I’m ANGY! 😡”
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Strikes 🐊 @strikesdacroc.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
How is he gunna be the cutest thing on the planet and then ask me to bad end him he deserves kissies and scritches not cumdeath 😭 … still hot tho…~
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Strikes 🐊 @strikesdacroc.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
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Strikes 🐊 @strikesdacroc.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
The Mr. Wolfening has begun
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Strikes 🐊 @strikesdacroc.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Of course! He’s primed for a redesign, glam him up girl~ Also, I forgot I had this too, for a little help on the color.
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Strikes 🐊 @strikesdacroc.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
I’m so exposed 😭 My boomer ass is still using the default one
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Strikes 🐊 @strikesdacroc.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
This honse from way back in the great beyond could use some love~
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Strikes 🐊 @strikesdacroc.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
I can’t even lie bro, the shape on this bird is still peak as fuck… I gotta comm you to draw *my* bird oc sometime 🥴🥴🥴🥴
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