Strikes 🐊 @strikesdacroc.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Haha heyyyyy Microsoft how’s it going? Yeah so like I don’t mean to bother yall but WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS I don’t have a different sign-in option! This is my personal fkn computer I never asked you to do this. Repeated shutdowns?! It’s a LAPTOP!!! That’s what laptops DOOOOOOO!!! 000
Strikes 🐊 @strikesdacroc.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I can’t tell if the “FVNSlop” discourse is real or a psyop cuz literally wtf is this yall 😭 like be so forreal this is either parody or it’s teenagers who still think sex is “icky” and they haven’t escaped their popular=bad phase yet. 483
Strikes 🐊 @strikesdacroc.bsky.social · 23/07/2026When the barely-legal Twitter furry who discovered the community thru TikTok makes a callout post on somebody because they’re participating in a kink that they find ‘icky’ and don’t understand : 162
Strikes 🐊 @strikesdacroc.bsky.social · 09/07/2026AH-HA!! I caught your ass!! So I really WAS hacked, fuck. I wonder how long he’s been INSIDE ME I gotta change up some passwords… 130
Strikes 🐊 @strikesdacroc.bsky.social · 09/07/2026“Kat’s original design was way better” meanwhile Kat’s original design: 010
Strikes 🐊 @strikesdacroc.bsky.social · 09/07/2026“Eeughhh they changed Kat to make her fit the woke feminist agenda” stfu she’s literally a space hells-angel it was a mistake making her girly-pop in the original to begin with. You’re telling me this isn’t still feminine? 250
Strikes 🐊 @strikesdacroc.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Yus! I meant to attach a picture to that reply but I’m stoopit lol 050
Strikes 🐊 @strikesdacroc.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Quick doodle of @gayerbats.bsky.social cutie hrothgar. He wanted him boobied up so I delivered. Now he wants to know what you’re staring at 1142
Strikes 🐊 @strikesdacroc.bsky.social · 13/05/2026My haul! Much bigger than last year. Thanks to everybody who made my FWA so amazing ❤️ 051
Strikes 🐊 @strikesdacroc.bsky.social · 11/05/2026I had a wonderful time at the sketchbook swap!!! I’m still a fledgling character artist so I had a lot of fun filling up my friends books with lil gremlins Thank you so so so much to @rainy4k.bsky.social @gayerbats.bsky.social @erebonbon.bsky.social Love you guys ❤️❤️ 1338
Strikes 🐊 @strikesdacroc.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Don’t know that it’s even possible for me to get a bingo because half these require that I have sex, do drugs, or have a fursuit lol. Tho here’s where I’m at so far 010
Strikes 🐊 @strikesdacroc.bsky.social · 19/04/2026My husband @heartflamewoof was like “I just want like 4 orders of chili cheese tots from sonic for dinner” 130
Strikes 🐊 @strikesdacroc.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Woahhhhh cool!! Uhmmmm fun fact about this guy… He’s a skateboard punk green anole that’s part of a jet-set-radio-esque skateboard gang. He looks really mean but that’s just his face. He’s actually pretty shy and timid and when he gets stressed or scared his scales turn brown! 120
Strikes 🐊 @strikesdacroc.bsky.social · 16/03/2026Trying to de-rust with some indulgent art featuring dusty OC’s I never do anything with 0213
Strikes 🐊 @strikesdacroc.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Being a fan of Chainsaw Man is shortening my maximum lifespan… Just read the most recent chapter and I can’t take this shit no more man This is gunna be the longest two weeks of my mfn life 020
Strikes 🐊 @strikesdacroc.bsky.social · 01/03/2026“Ahaha actually CHAI means tea so you’re really saying tea te-“ 030
Strikes 🐊 @strikesdacroc.bsky.social · 02/11/2025Terrorizing my husband @heartflamewoof.bsky.social at 3AM 061
Strikes 🐊 @strikesdacroc.bsky.social · 10/10/2025The utter brainrot for my own OC is eating me like worms Anyway here’s more edgy birdslop. I’ve been listening to Skeleta and other Ghost songs nonstop while drawing and fantasizing about cool scenes so I added a schizo version of the doodle sheet crammed with iconic and relevant song lyrics 052
Strikes 🐊 @strikesdacroc.bsky.social · 08/10/2025I was being a bit indulgent and decided to make an unashamedly cartoonishly edgy dnd OC because life’s too short to avoid being “that guy” forever. Introducing Malphas, a corvid aarakocra bladesinger who’s basically the antichrist. A frail and sickly but also otherworldly charismatic cult leader ♥️ 2103
Strikes 🐊 @strikesdacroc.bsky.social · 02/10/2025Aw fucc my kobold got into the boob swelling juice. Chat, what do I do, he’s getting bigger- 3589
Strikes 🐊 @strikesdacroc.bsky.social · 13/09/2025I wanna get some biceptember art/comms of my juicy goobersnek Zephyr for my birthday 🫠😳 does anybody wanna contribute 🫣 052
Strikes 🐊 @strikesdacroc.bsky.social · 05/09/20253) yeah a lot of cartoons and media definitely made me realize what I like. The usual suspects of course, but if you wanna know a really unique and deep cut: Anubis on the box art of Age of Mythology was a huge part of my awakening lmao. If you know you know. 041
Strikes 🐊 @strikesdacroc.bsky.social · 03/09/2025Me waking up to see Alba on our kitchen floor after I put down a glue trap overnight 1154
Strikes 🐊 @strikesdacroc.bsky.social · 10/08/2025Found a power tripping mod in the wild on r/rat lmao Basically, OP made a post cuz they had a wobbly rat, and they were being very friendly with replies. Then the mod got into a fight with unrelated commenters and shut down OP’s thread because he was getting owned. “No more advice I’m ANGY! 😡” 140
Strikes 🐊 @strikesdacroc.bsky.social · 09/08/2025How is he gunna be the cutest thing on the planet and then ask me to bad end him he deserves kissies and scritches not cumdeath 😭 … still hot tho…~ 051
Strikes 🐊 @strikesdacroc.bsky.social · 03/08/2025Of course! He’s primed for a redesign, glam him up girl~ Also, I forgot I had this too, for a little help on the color. 010
Strikes 🐊 @strikesdacroc.bsky.social · 02/08/2025I’m so exposed 😭 My boomer ass is still using the default one 010
Strikes 🐊 @strikesdacroc.bsky.social · 02/08/2025This honse from way back in the great beyond could use some love~ 110
Strikes 🐊 @strikesdacroc.bsky.social · 22/07/2025I can’t even lie bro, the shape on this bird is still peak as fuck… I gotta comm you to draw *my* bird oc sometime 🥴🥴🥴🥴 120