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Steve Hofstetter

@stevehofstetter.bsky.social
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Human first, comedian second. Text STEVE to 484.214.0743 (USA or Canada) to get show updates

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Steve Hofstetter @stevehofstetter.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Oh, I see the problem. When he said Release the Epstein Files and No New Wars, he meant No New Epstein Files and Release the Wars. Honest mistake.
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Steve Hofstetter @stevehofstetter.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
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Steve Hofstetter @stevehofstetter.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
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Steve Hofstetter @stevehofstetter.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
The Supreme Court just overturned Donald Trump's dumb tariffs by a 6-3 margin. Ketchup bottles everywhere are terrified.
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Steve Hofstetter @stevehofstetter.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Palm Beach International airport will be re-named for Donald Trump, costing taxpayers an estimated 5.5 million dollars. But it makes sense. Palm Beach International has limited capacity, is a relic of the past with terrible views, and it traffics children.
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Steve Hofstetter @stevehofstetter.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Hey Pam Bondi: the Dow dropped below 50,000. So NOW can we care about children being raped?
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Steve Hofstetter @stevehofstetter.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Kid Rock’s segregation extravaganza for losers didn’t even get half the viewership of the Puppy Bowl, despite both starring illiterate animals who shit themselves in public.
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Steve Hofstetter @stevehofstetter.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
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Steve Hofstetter @stevehofstetter.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Hey, what country is Puerto Rico in? Asking for a bunch of fucking idiots.
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Steve Hofstetter @stevehofstetter.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
With friends like these, we need better friends.
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Steve Hofstetter @stevehofstetter.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Since Donald Trump became president, the dollar has lost a whopping 9% of its value. But that is just the price we have to pay for the privilege of being led by a narcissistic war-mongering pedophile.
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Steve Hofstetter @stevehofstetter.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
I shouldn’t make fun of Kid Rock. Who else could sing authentically about growing up in the rural woods of the inner city in confederate Detroit?
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Steve Hofstetter @stevehofstetter.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
But his emails.
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Steve Hofstetter @stevehofstetter.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
They’ve redacted a lot of what they’ve released. They haven’t released everything they have. And I’m sure there are things that happened they don’t even know about. As bad as what we’ve seen is, the full truth is somehow worse.
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Steve Hofstetter @stevehofstetter.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
“We can’t know if these verified emails are real,” says the same guy who believed Wayfair shipped kids inside coffee tables and an office pizza order was code for child sex-trafficking.
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Steve Hofstetter @stevehofstetter.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
“Melania” is on pace to lose about 50 million dollars. WOW! That’s like $20 for each time Donald Trump is named in the Epstein Files.
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Steve Hofstetter @stevehofstetter.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
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Steve Hofstetter @stevehofstetter.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
The Trump regime just arrested journalists Georgia Fort and Don Lemon. The free speech bros must be so angry! Unless the free speech bros were lying and only ever cared about themselves…
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Steve Hofstetter @stevehofstetter.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
What’s the difference between “Melania” and Bigfoot? Many people admit to seeing Bigfoot.
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Steve Hofstetter @stevehofstetter.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
The Melania movie premiere didn’t even earn back 5% of its marketing budget. Melania hasn’t had an opening for something this little and underwhelming since she got her green card.
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Steve Hofstetter @stevehofstetter.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
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Steve Hofstetter @stevehofstetter.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Abraham Lincoln said watching “Melania” was the worst experience he’s ever had in a theatre.
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Steve Hofstetter @stevehofstetter.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Shows added in Nashville and Little Rock.
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Steve Hofstetter @stevehofstetter.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Did you know a group is paying people $50,000 a year to go to protests? No training, no background check, and they even give people they hire guns! The group is called “ICE”.
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Steve Hofstetter @stevehofstetter.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Shows added in Little Rock, Lexington, Wichita, and more.
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Steve Hofstetter @stevehofstetter.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
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Steve Hofstetter @stevehofstetter.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Greg Bovino has been relieved of his duties as Commander-at-large of Border Patrol. Excuse me while I play a tiny violin. Or as Bovino calls it, an enormous violin.
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Steve Hofstetter @stevehofstetter.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
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Steve Hofstetter @stevehofstetter.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Today is a great day to impeach Kristi Noem.
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Steve Hofstetter @stevehofstetter.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
If speaking out against fascism damages your “brand”, that means your brand is fascism.
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Steve Hofstetter @stevehofstetter.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Tucson show added. Tickets on my website.
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Steve Hofstetter @stevehofstetter.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
I’d like to apologize for my post mocking the NRA for staying quiet on the “but he had a gun!” narrative. They issued a statement. It was just so vanilla, I assumed it was written by Susan Collins.
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Steve Hofstetter @stevehofstetter.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
If ICE wants to get rid of all things foreign, they should start with Kristi Noem’s face. It’s only been in the country a few years, contributes nothing, and uses up millions of our tax dollars.
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Steve Hofstetter @stevehofstetter.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
My life as a comedian in today's America is alternating between begging my government to stop shooting people in the streets and letting people know that tickets just went on sale to Bellingham and Sioux City.
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Steve Hofstetter @stevehofstetter.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Joy Berggren of Clarksville Tennessee is having herself the day she deserves.
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Steve Hofstetter @stevehofstetter.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
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Steve Hofstetter @stevehofstetter.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
They spent decades saying they were arming themselves to protect us from the government when they were really arming themselves to protect the government from us.
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Steve Hofstetter @stevehofstetter.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Who could have predicted telling a gang of poorly trained and over-armed bootlickers who worship the Punisher's violence while being too dumb to understand its message that they have immunity could lead to this.
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Steve Hofstetter @stevehofstetter.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I’m worried about my daughter. She cries when uncomfortable, has no concept of what’s happening in the world, can’t use arms correctly, and is just 21 inches tall. I’m afraid she’ll be mistaken for Greg Bovino.
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Steve Hofstetter @stevehofstetter.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
The reason MAGA is cheering on the detention of a 5 year-old boy is there’s now one less person competing with them for the affections of 5 year-old girls.
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Steve Hofstetter @stevehofstetter.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
I was asked if I’ll be shifting to parenting content now that I have a daughter. No. I intend to fight fascism so she doesn’t have to.
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Steve Hofstetter @stevehofstetter.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
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Steve Hofstetter @stevehofstetter.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
After those speeches, it’s clear Canada elected Mark Carney and America elected a carny.
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Steve Hofstetter @stevehofstetter.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
JD Vance is going to Minneapolis after hearing that ICE is rounding up Ottomans.
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Steve Hofstetter @stevehofstetter.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Donald Trump was seen having trouble walking in a straight line. I don’t fault him, that’s tough to do while Goose-stepping in boots.
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Steve Hofstetter @stevehofstetter.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I will not mock Donald Trump for repeatedly confusing Greenland with Iceland. I used to do the same thing when I was a child.
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Steve Hofstetter @stevehofstetter.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Ted Cruz said ICE will make us safe. Ironic coming from a man who flees his state any time the temperature drops below 30.
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Steve Hofstetter @stevehofstetter.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Before I believe you think "she should have just complied" I want to see how you handle a mall security guard accusing you of shoplifting.
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Steve Hofstetter @stevehofstetter.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Shows announced in Boise, Chattanooga, Dubuque, and more.
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Steve Hofstetter @stevehofstetter.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Progressives: Violent people with extreme mental issues should not be allowed to own guns. MAGA: they’re taking our guns!
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