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Sly 🦨💨🤢

@slystinks.bsky.social
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Dirty, Gross, and Fat Skunk Dude 🦨 Sometimes a 🐻‍❄️ ⚠️NSFW 18+ only content! 🧀💩 Cover your nose cuz' when I'm around, things start to stink! If it's Dirty, Nasty, or Smelly I'm probably into it (So share it with me!) @beargerjunk.bsky.social is husbear~ 🦡🐻💚🦨

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Sly 🦨💨🤢 @slystinks.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I haven't played Pokemon violet yet cause I have yet to buy a switch So. How long were you all going to hide this man from me? Hmm? Well I heard about him, I want him 🥵
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Sly 🦨💨🤢 @slystinks.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Spoilers Honestly, fuck him, he said he would protect cocoon and save Serah and quite frankly failed at both, granted the fall of cocoon needed to happen, he still abandoned Serah as soon as she uncrystalized, to go on his own quest where he did NOTHING leaving her to her own time adventure demise
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Sly 🦨💨🤢 @slystinks.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Pair with Apple flavored drink, very important 😤
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Sly 🦨💨🤢 @slystinks.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I.. promise I can cook more than just pork chops... This is my pumpkin spice for fall uwu it's cool outside and this kinda thing is suddenly the most delicious meal in the world Also beef is an unaffordable luxury and bearger doesn't like most chicken sooooo uwu
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Sly 🦨💨🤢 @slystinks.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
pov, you're tiny and on my chair
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Sly 🦨💨🤢 @slystinks.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Snack time
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Sly 🦨💨🤢 @slystinks.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Just a quick squeaky one, still has all that stink though 🤢
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Sly 🦨💨🤢 @slystinks.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Dirty hole fart (Actually thought I was clean when I recorded this one oops)
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Sly 🦨💨🤢 @slystinks.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Ugggghhhhhh :3 I fuckin hate cooking tbh, but I really like eating :c
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Sly 🦨💨🤢 @slystinks.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Someone's in danger 👀
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Sly 🦨💨🤢 @slystinks.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Kneel.
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Sly 🦨💨🤢 @slystinks.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
🫡
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Sly 🦨💨🤢 @slystinks.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
It smells as bad as a week unwashed can, now you gonna keep complaining or you gonna give me that "tongue bath" you were so eager about before you actually got a whiff?~
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Sly 🦨💨🤢 @slystinks.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
If I do the cooking then maybe you feed me? 🥺 (It's not burnt I promise, it's charcoal)
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Sly 🦨💨🤢 @slystinks.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Well exploring the local dump your nose picked up on the scent of something really rancid, even around the filth this smell was BAD, oh the guard here seems to be on break🤢 Amazing comm I got from @laughtnsfw.bsky.social a bit ago but haven't posted, what better a day than today? Happy skunk day 🦨🎉
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Sly 🦨💨🤢 @slystinks.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I'm so smart and cool
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Sly 🦨💨🤢 @slystinks.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I like Madonna's older music but like Politely, can she fuck off?
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Sly 🦨💨🤢 @slystinks.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
More wet than I expected but what can I say, I'm a skunk! Well don't back down now, take a deep breath and get to kissing it, this is what you wanted right? 😈
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Sly 🦨💨🤢 @slystinks.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Big skunk time
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Sly 🦨💨🤢 @slystinks.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Yeah just checking the pipes
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Sly 🦨💨🤢 @slystinks.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
It's hot out, shorts are nice
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Sly 🦨💨🤢 @slystinks.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
You know, those warning labels are there for a reason ⚠️🦨🐾⚠️
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Sly 🦨💨🤢 @slystinks.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Empty mindedly grabbing stuff left in a room to throw it away I have no gloves and touched soap >< the smooth texture of it made me literally gag, I have no idea why people think this shit is a necessity, it feels fucking awful, dries out skin and every scent is like old lady home uwu no more soap!!
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Sly 🦨💨🤢 @slystinks.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
@beargerjunk.bsky.social managed to drag me out to a gym, he worked up a good sweat and was getting changed in the locker room and my eyes just follow my nose I can't help it when he's smelling so strong~ didn't take long for him to notice me lookin' Awesome comm from @sacherbullbear.bsky.social 💚
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Sly 🦨💨🤢 @slystinks.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
12 minutes two burgers, nothing can stop me
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Sly 🦨💨🤢 @slystinks.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Was checking on @beargerjunk.bsky.social alarms to see when I can expect him awake and I'm losing my shit 😭 wtf are these notes on them lmao WTF is major glizzy alarm #5?! There's two reminders that say outside video and are you and 3PM first floor beer I have so many questionsssss X3
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Sly 🦨💨🤢 @slystinks.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
In my dreams, I still see it
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Sly 🦨💨🤢 @slystinks.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Mandatory hotel pictures, unfortunately no glass shower here for my butt to press on
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Sly 🦨💨🤢 @slystinks.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Wanna join me for a snack? 😤 Well get your own, and bring me more while you're at it!!
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Sly 🦨💨🤢 @slystinks.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Lmaooooo this is cheating hahahaha 😭
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Sly 🦨💨🤢 @slystinks.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Non stunked for the weirdos uwu (JK I love you non stinky people just don't cologne or perfume around me)
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Sly 🦨💨🤢 @slystinks.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Your roommate really took to that nickname you gave him along with the new hat, only problem is Lard Ass over here has been neglecting all hygiene to focus on gaining and keep his new name, you're shared space is a lot more.. pungent.. Really amazing comm from @smorgasgored.bsky.social Skonk chonk
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Sly 🦨💨🤢 @slystinks.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
These were new and clean this morning, still why I love briefs, you can tell what a good wiper I am~~
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Sly 🦨💨🤢 @slystinks.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
You got a babysitting gig to make some extra cash, only problem is the kiddo is a little bigger than expected... And oh gosh... He's a stinker 🤢 but you can deal with it can't you? He really is a cutie, despite the smells~~ 🥰 Awesome art by @moosepuppers.bsky.social made so stinking cuuuute 🥺
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Sly 🦨💨🤢 @slystinks.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
From a soft skunker to a stinky starving monster, guess you should've thought twice before providing a continuous source of snacks... Until you couldn't... But this is exactly the outcome you wanted, and now, you're the snack 😈 Woof awesome piece from @longleyn.bsky.social got me looking gooood!!~
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Sly 🦨💨🤢 @slystinks.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I uh we're all aware of Jack right? Jack the racc who I went out of my way to outbid others on and then never used in any way, yeah we all love Jack he's awesome :3 🎨 happyraccoons
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Sly 🦨💨🤢 @slystinks.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Wruff huff they feel so sticky slimy on my dirty pawbs
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Sly 🦨💨🤢 @slystinks.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
@beargerjunk.bsky.social says I'm too gross 🥰 So who's gonna lick me clean?
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Sly 🦨💨🤢 @slystinks.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
I'm all in for the sake of research!
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Sly 🦨💨🤢 @slystinks.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Silly fox broke into my house, sniff my stinky boots silly fox (The fox was a bearger the whole time @beargerjunk.bsky.social )
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Sly 🦨💨🤢 @slystinks.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Pov: @beargerjunk.bsky.social flipped you on your back and you're minutes away from being very very pregnant
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Sly 🦨💨🤢 @slystinks.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
You went out to watch a movie but as soon as you get to the theater room there's a stench, it's that familiar butter popcorn scent layered under unwashed ass, is he gonna be sitting behind you the whole time? 🤢 Omg look how hot I am?? Huff!!! Big n stinky! Amazing comm from @lukoi.bsky.social
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Sly 🦨💨🤢 @slystinks.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
And fill~
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Sly 🦨💨🤢 @slystinks.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
More old diaper skunk content Fart~
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Sly 🦨💨🤢 @slystinks.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Old pic comfy skunky games and pizza :3 I'm not stinky you're stinky >:c
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Sly 🦨💨🤢 @slystinks.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Pants off and the smell gets me hard, so who wants to take care of daddy?~
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Sly 🦨💨🤢 @slystinks.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
They may look stained and nasty and they do in fact carry a sour smell But this is still very very much wayyyy too clean looking on both the shirt and jock
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Sly 🦨💨🤢 @slystinks.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Getting his attention :3
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Sly 🦨💨🤢 @slystinks.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
I heard someone say you should never wear compression shorts as underwear cause they make you sweat and trap it and it smells bad.... .... Any of that true? 👀
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Sly 🦨💨🤢 @slystinks.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
If you don't like pineapple you're wrong
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