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Self Aware Goods

@selfawaregoods.bsky.social
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Self-referential. Self-indulgent. Self-aware. Clever nonsense on things you didn’t know you needed @ etsy.com/shop/SelfAwareGoods

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Self Aware Goods @selfawaregoods.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
We got your white elephant gift sorted.
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Self Aware Goods @selfawaregoods.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Do you love homos? Prove it! Get yours now: www.etsy.com/listing/4398...
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Self Aware Goods @selfawaregoods.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Well this is my new favorite design.
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Self Aware Goods @selfawaregoods.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Are you a Queer Menace? So am I. www.etsy.com/shop/SelfAwa...
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Self Aware Goods @selfawaregoods.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Totes Halloween. Get yours at www.etsy.com/shop/SelfAwa...
A black tote bag with the words “This tote is full of bats” printed in white letters. Cartoon-style black bats with green and purple accents appear to be flying out of the bag. The tote rests on a rock draped in tattered black and white fabric, with a misty forest background behind it.A black tote bag with the words “This tote is full of potions” printed in white letters. The bag is surrounded by colorful potion bottles, a smoking cauldron, a purple flower, and Halloween props like a red mushroom with white spots. Wisps of smoke rise around the setupA black tote bag with the words “This tote is full of spiders” printed in white letters. Large fuzzy black spiders crawl on and around the bag, which sits on a rock covered in fake cobwebs and tiny plastic spiders. A dark purple forest background adds to the spooky scene.
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Self Aware Goods @selfawaregoods.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Shit happens. Plan a head. 💩🧻🕯️ Get yours at www.etsy.com/listing/4360...
A bathroom shelf with a candle in a glass jar labeled “LIGHT IN CASE OF Gastrointestinal Distress,” placed next to an empty toilet paper roll and bottles of antacid and pain reliever.
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Self Aware Goods @selfawaregoods.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
It's been a real weird time to start a new venture, but hey! Why not? These goods know what they are, and they know why you're buying them. www.etsy.com/shop/SelfAwa...
A white candle in a clear glass jar with a black lid. The red-and-white label reads “LIGHT IN CASE OF” with handwritten text underneath that says “Kitchen Incident.” The design mimics an emergency label, playful and tongue-in-cheek.A natural canvas tote bag with black text that reads “TOTES HOARDER.” The design is minimal, with bold hand-drawn lettering that emphasizes the pun.A white ceramic mug with a bright blue handle and interior. The front features colorful retro-style text in pink, blue, and yellow that reads: “Honey, WHO RAISED you?”A colorful tote bag with bold zig-zag stripes in blue, pink, rouge, yellow, and orange, finished with sturdy yellow handles. The design is bright, retro, and playful.
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