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Roleplay Retcon

@roleplayretcon.bsky.social
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The #actualplay podcast that remakes flop movies with #ttrpgs and indie music. (You don't have to watch the movies) Part of the One Shot Network. Listen to us at www.roleplayretcon.com! Contact us, pitch to us, whatever, at friends@roleplayretcon.com!

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Roleplay Retcon @roleplayretcon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Well, every time we try to unpublish the episode the computer just swears at us, so the Brotagonists pilot is out in the world! Spi*er-M*n, Mar*o, and Mary Poppins are starting a podcast to get the real story on your favorite fictional icons. More details to come! Eventually! #improv #comedy
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Roleplay Retcon @roleplayretcon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We're on a break, so it's time for the first ever CATCH-UP-ON-ROLEPLAY-RETCON-PALOOZA!!! Win TTRPGs or a 1-year RR Patreon sub by catching up or listening for the first time! You can enter up to two times:
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Roleplay Retcon @roleplayretcon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sometimes you get a perfect thumbnail
Three different video feeds. One intensely handsome man looks above it all. One unbelievably attractive person looks hopefully toward the future/sun. One stupendously beautiful man cries for a world that doesn't deserve his beauty
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Roleplay Retcon @roleplayretcon.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
What sucks is that it would be unethical for us to watch The Runner so that we could retcon it
Gal Gadot, prime original, The Runner, One hour. One chance to save her son. Prime, new movie september 2

Gal Gadot is, indeed, running in the picture. She is jogging near a train with a cop chasing her
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Roleplay Retcon @roleplayretcon.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
🎵 Everything's a gun, everything's a gun 🎵 You can now listen to the entirety our remake of The Snowman (2017), starring @queenjulia11.bsky.social and @thedaddygamer.bsky.social, with a soundtrack by @sungoose.bsky.social! We're playing Gunpointing, a Roleplay Retcon original TTRPG!
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Roleplay Retcon @roleplayretcon.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
BY THE WAY, we're in an ongoing City of Winter series on @wairpodcast.bsky.social and the latest episode is the one where Alex makes everyone cry
"What Am I Rolling? An RPG One-shot Podcast" surrounded by colorful TTRPG dice
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Roleplay Retcon @roleplayretcon.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Poster for the film "Send Help"
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Roleplay Retcon @roleplayretcon.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
A clue about our next series? Maybe!* We're remaking The Snowman (2017) with our original #TTRPG, Gunpointing! Starring @queenjulia11.bsky.social and @thedaddygamer.bsky.social, with a soundtrack by @sungoose.bsky.social! *no
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Roleplay Retcon @roleplayretcon.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
We were ahead of our time
Roleplay Retcon, Pluto Nash (2002), Ep. 4: The Slimothy Jimothy Riots
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Roleplay Retcon @roleplayretcon.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
AI has invaded podcasting tools so much that I don't even know where these stupid generated chapter names are coming from. Is it just this particular podcatcher? Is it the hosting service? I hate this shit. This is a nonsense title. And people will think we're doing it.
A podcatcher playback timeline with a dot labelled "Guest Quotes and Contexts"
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Roleplay Retcon @roleplayretcon.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Tobacco is Wacko (unless you're a detective) We're fixing The Snowman (2017) with Gunpointing, a Roleplay Retcon original TTRPG! Starring @queenjulia11.bsky.social and @thedaddygamer.bsky.social! And a soundtrack featuring @sungoose.bsky.social! #ttrpg #dnd #movies #noir
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Roleplay Retcon @roleplayretcon.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Yaaasss Queen Did you catch the last episode of our remake of The Snowman (2017), starring @queenjulia11.bsky.social and @thedaddygamer.bsky.social, with a soundtrack featuring @sungoose.bsky.social??? #ttrpg #dnd #improv #mystery #comedy #noir
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Roleplay Retcon @roleplayretcon.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
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Roleplay Retcon @roleplayretcon.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Dreaming of a The Heart is a Dungeon style AP mini-series about exploring the relationships of childhood friends, now grown up, re-connecting over the video games of their youth by playing Memory Core
Memory Core TTRPG set. It has a gray box, a "manual", some dry erase markers, a sticker set? dice, tokens?, and a couple of modules for the game that resemble PS1 jewel cases
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Roleplay Retcon @roleplayretcon.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I gave you all the clues, Mr. Podcastman The first episode of our remake of inscrutable murder thriller The Snowman (2017) is live! Guest starring @queenjulia11.bsky.social and @thedaddygamer.bsky.social! And featuring a gorgeous prog metal soundtrack by @sungoose.bsky.social!
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Roleplay Retcon @roleplayretcon.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Doing some graphic design on spec for the game @superdillin.bsky.social is pitching on @thisshouldbeaga.me
The logo for "Sixteen Military Wives" by The Decemberists, which normally has a crown in the middle of a coat of arms with a lot of fascist/nationalist imagery, like weapons and flags. But the "sixteen" is crudely erased to "six" and "military" has been crudely erased and replaced with "astronaut" and the crown replaced with an astronaut helmet that still has a white square around it. This is all very funny.
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Roleplay Retcon @roleplayretcon.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
We've discovered soundboards. And, we're remaking Norweigan crime thriller The Snowman (2017) with "Gunpointing" an original TTRPG we made that's all about dramatic neo-noir gunplay! Starring @queenjulia11.bsky.social and @thedaddygamer.bsky.social, with a soundtrack by @sungoose.bsky.social!
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Roleplay Retcon @roleplayretcon.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Bonus episode! We play the duel-before-the-duel TTRPG "I Have the High Ground" by @jessfrom.online as The Beefy Dudes from the Sega arcade game Altered Beast! We beat the bad guy and now God Dad says one of us gets to be King and leaves it up to us to decide who. oneshotpodcast.com/actual-play/...
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Roleplay Retcon @roleplayretcon.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
We came to this conclusion, btw
The "every podcast has these three guys" meme. Jensie is Bigfoot/Harry from Harry and the Hendersons, Ben is Big Bird from Sesame Street, and Alex is Bugs Bunny. (They're names are written over which character they are)
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Roleplay Retcon @roleplayretcon.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
You're missing out if you don't watch it on Youtube, btw
A timer with a graphic of a shiny hot dog that says 'dog choke WR attempt'
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Roleplay Retcon @roleplayretcon.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
A Dune 3 text generator meme that says "These Fucking Dudes" in Dune font and in small subtitle text underneath says "I dunno, Henn"
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Roleplay Retcon @roleplayretcon.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Today is Alex's birthday and it's a Big One, so we commissioned @sketchisnotreal.bsky.social to illustrate some of his iconic characters from Roleplay Retcon! First person* to guess who's who gets a high five! *not you, Sketch
Characters standing in a white void with the artist's signature next to them: SKETCH.
From left: A jackrabbit with a pegleg stirring mac and cheese, a boy with brown hair and tan skin dressed like a baseball umpire and holding a baseball bat with a smirk, a pretty teen boy in a tuxedo with pale skin and blonde hair and a rapier on his hip, A white guy in a white sci-fi suit with a helmet under his arm and a scarf and aviator sunglasses and a beard and spiky hair, behind him is a big blue car man wearing a duster with stars on it, a young white teen boy with a blue shirt and tan pants and blue sneakers and a satchel, and a stocky man with a moustache wearing a red workers' jumpsuit with blue pockets and sleeves and a newsie cap and crazy sci fi boots holding a wooden hammer
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Roleplay Retcon @roleplayretcon.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
On Patreon: The Olive Garden-sponsored movie Chef's Kiss somehow doesn't involve Olive Garden, so we broke down our own Olive Garden rom com IN an Olive Garden while ENJOYING an Olive Garden meal. I promise the podcast doesn't usually sound like this. www.patreon.com/posts/152570...
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Roleplay Retcon @roleplayretcon.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Happy 40th Zelda Anniversary from Hank for no reason in particular!
Hank from Roleplay Retcon's Pixels series. Blonde white guy wearing a blue shirt, khakis, and sneakers with three triangles on them. Dongle, a floating microchip looking thing with an eye and a mouth sort of, is saying Hello hank. Hank seem surprised and wary. Hank is wearing a single strap bag and is crouched
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Roleplay Retcon @roleplayretcon.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Saw a Youtuber say "I have a Patreon, if you're interested" and we've decided to take another approach. If you need something to tide you over between Trial by Fieri, how about an Ocarina of Time Randomizer run that isn't quite as good but still pretty good? patreon.com/roleplayretcon
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Roleplay Retcon @roleplayretcon.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Aw fuck yeah, we're back
Alex dressed as Steve from The Owl House (he's a guard wearing a bird-like helmet, and also a dark jacket and hood over that and a t-shirt with "STEVE" in block letters dripping red stuff
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Roleplay Retcon @roleplayretcon.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
And on W.A.I.R., we're playing The Zone, heavily inspired by the movie and film Annihilation. It was weird doing a good movie! (Do not tell Fiona we said this, but this is basically a bonus Roleplay Retcon episode that we tricked her into making, and she made it GOOD)
The cover of The Zone. A person wearing rugged field research clothes is having their head transformed into a skull by a green, illuminated swirl. There is a butterfly near the skull. Two other field agents are behind them, in less distress but looking concerned. There are also plants with eyeballs in them in foregroundPoster for Annihilation. Tagline is "fear what's inside" and "from the director of ex machina" Natalie Portman is front and center, holding a gun and dressed in fatigues in a wooded area. An oily film covers the whole image. Several other armed women are behind her.
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Roleplay Retcon @roleplayretcon.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
The Fog (1980) has some fans, but it was tepidly received in its day, even for a John Carpenter joint. But, we're really fixing The Fog (2005), an unmitigated disaster of a remake with a 4% on Rotten Tomatoes. We played the brilliant Ten Candles by @stephendewey.bsky.social!
the cover for Ten Candles. It has a group of survivors with flashlights standing at the mouth of an alley in a dark city. Large reptilian monsters are descending on the survivors.The poster for The Gof, which has a scary face made of Fog behind two generic teenagers. There are dark figures behind them in the fog.
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Roleplay Retcon @roleplayretcon.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Crossover! You can hear @fkth.bsky.social (and Laurel from @flashfantasy.bsky.social) on our remake of The Fog (2005) AND you can hear all three of us in the latest episode What Am I Rolling? with Fiona! (@wairpodcast.bsky.social) Here's the only funny part of an otherwise pretty scary The Fog!
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Roleplay Retcon @roleplayretcon.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
QR Code
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Roleplay Retcon @roleplayretcon.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
A screenshot from a chat. One member of the chat is "Alex." His profile picture is himself wearing a TIE fighter pilot helmet. The other chat member is unspecificed.

Alex: I don't know if I'd use the word hate to describe my feelings about that movie... but it's just not good
I feel like I'd have to burn it all down and start from scratch

Other: I think that's what The People want

Alex: Its scary though

Other: It is, but we can do it 
Other: You can do it
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Roleplay Retcon @roleplayretcon.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Roleplay Retcon's 2025 holiday special is a remake of Home Sweet Home Alone (2021), which has a 15% on Rotten Tomatoes! A TTRPG that replicates the Home Alone vibe is surprisingly hard to find, so we used the game that works for any scenario: Husband Daddy Protector Hero by @superdillin.bsky.social!
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Roleplay Retcon @roleplayretcon.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
One person liked the episode so much they made this
A mockup of a Reindeer Milk carton (1 quart) from North Pole Farms. Contains 2% walrus milk. There is a WALL of text on the side of the carton that I cannot transcribe, I'm so sorry
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Roleplay Retcon @roleplayretcon.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
And if you wanna hear it in action... pod.link/1447271428/e...
A pod.link screenshot of Roleplay Retcon's AP of And To All A Good Night
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Roleplay Retcon @roleplayretcon.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
We sorta begrudgingly use Riverside and I don't think everything needs a Wrapped/Rewind, but I have to admit this got me
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Roleplay Retcon @roleplayretcon.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
An 80s-style logo with lots of neon colors, a grid pattern and stars in the background for no reason, and "these FUCKING dudes" in three different fonts: the first is a pink brush script, the second is a bold metallic all caps  with pink outline, and the third is a diagonal white sans serif font with a bright white coloring. Behind the words is a prism with a rainbow coming out of it
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Roleplay Retcon @roleplayretcon.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
These fucking dudes. The finale of Pacific Rim:Uprising, remade in Lancer, is live! You can now binge our longest-ever series! And it gets pretty intense! Thank you to our amazing guest GM @iwriterobots.com and our musical guest @beholdyourfate.bsky.social!
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Roleplay Retcon @roleplayretcon.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
The Finale.
A screenshot of the roleplay retcon PAcific rim uprising finale project in Adobe Audition. I cannot possibly describe everything in this picture, I'm so sorry. The point of the picture is that there is a lot of stuff and it shows that it was a huge amount of work.
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Roleplay Retcon @roleplayretcon.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
I know we don't fuck with Disney, but honestly we should be doing this with APs
A post by Walt Disney Animation Studios. It's several school picture day/family photo style photos with Zootopia 2 characters in the foreground and their voice actors in the background
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Roleplay Retcon @roleplayretcon.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
A boss gives orders. A leader glazes people up and flirts with them a little. We're in the home stretch for our remake of Pacific Rim: Uprising in Lancer! GMed/Robot Mastered by @iwriterobots.com, soundtrack by @beholdyourfate.bsky.social!
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Roleplay Retcon @roleplayretcon.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
@imbenvincible.bsky.social will be in a charity Daggerheart one-shot on Nov. 28 (the day after US Thanksgiving), benefitting createMPLS, which provides access to STEM education in under-represented communities!
Daddy Gamer Charity Marathon 2025, 3 Days of Streams November 28th, 29th, and 30th

Fri nov 28th 10 am - 9 pm cst
10am-3pm hades 2
5 pm - 9 pm "pilgramage of Peace" Daggerheart One-Shot
featuring special guests

supporting createMPLS

watch us live! daddygamertv.com/charity
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Roleplay Retcon @roleplayretcon.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Amara:
A scene from Adventure Time. Finn, a minimalist human teen boy with a green packpack, a white hood, and a blue shirt, is opening his shirt pocket and revealing a tiny Jake the Dog, an orange dog. But, the face of Jon Boyega as Jake Pentecost from Pacific Rim Uprising is pasted over the dog's face. Finn is saying "oh, jake's in here. sup jake!"
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Roleplay Retcon @roleplayretcon.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Obsessed with how Jensie says "two more." We're fixing Pacific Rim: Uprising with Lancer, with guest GM @iwriterobots.com and a soundtrack by @beholdyourfate.bsky.social! #TTRPG #actualplay #comedy #funny #dnd #improv #jonboyega #lancer #robots #mechs
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Roleplay Retcon @roleplayretcon.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Is that what this movie was about
Poster for Insidious: The Red Door. SI in Insidious is red for reasons I don't know. Several concerned, pale people are standing in a hallway in front of a bright red door. One young man has a lantern
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Roleplay Retcon @roleplayretcon.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Do you use a podcatcher with an ugly interface and too many options like God Intended
My Podcast Addict home screen. It's very cluttered. In the podcast queue are Sitcom DnD, TAZ, Zyxx fancast, What Am I rolling, dungeons and daddies, mbmbam, one shot, worlds beyond number, hey riddle riddle, hello from the magic tavern
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Roleplay Retcon @roleplayretcon.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
(CW: Gun Violence) We're remaking Pacific Rim Uprising (2018) in Lancer! Guest GMed by @iwriterobots.com, with a soundtrack by BE/HOLD! (@beholdyourfate.bsky.social)!
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Roleplay Retcon @roleplayretcon.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Episode 2: Haha, this character's name is Bon Joyega Episode 11:
Nico Robin from One Piece, from the part where she yells I WANT TO LIVE. Robin is a woman with olive skin (though this particular image is a little washed out) with straight black hair. She's ugly crying in this image. It's a close-up of her face.
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Roleplay Retcon @roleplayretcon.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Just learned about Rob Wieland"s death. He wrote Save Game, the TTRPG we used to remake Pixels. Rest in peace, man.
The cover for save game. A martial arts character, a young wizard with purple clothes, a disco dancer with a disco ball for a head, and a superhero dig with a jetpack face face down a faceless crowd. Spike balls float in the air and a marie antoinette like villain with an eye patch looms over them
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Roleplay Retcon @roleplayretcon.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
I think this is our most Dungeons and Daddies episode title
The title is "RV has the meats"
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Roleplay Retcon @roleplayretcon.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Hell yeah
A notification on a phone screen saying that "bruce wayne" and "elvis presley" liked our tik tok post
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