Okay, you’re not gonna believe me here, but I promise I’m not making this up.

Okay, you’re not gonna believe me here, but I promise I’m not making this up.

When the Fairford plot fell apart before it had got going, I honestly thought that was the end of it.

You’ve gotta admire Bibi Netanyahu.

When the Fairford plot fell apart before it had got going, I honestly thought that was the end of it.

Israeli prime minister and custodian of the Epstein files, Benjamin Netanyahu, has addressed the 81st UN General Assembly.

Ed Sheeran is distraught after the Macklemore backlash, so naturally he contacted the world’s biggest media organisation, Normal Island News, so he could set the record straight.

Ed Sheeran performed at Lincoln Financial Field last night, only two and a half hours later than planned.

Yesterday, Ed Sheeran made the neutral decision of dropping Macklemore from his US tour, explaining he needs someone “less divisive”.

The Home Office plans to proscribe the rap act known in terrorist circles as “Macklemore”.

BBC presenter Katty Kay has caused outrage by referring to the skirmish in Gaza as a “genocide”, just because that’s what it is, according to both the dictionary and international law.

When Margaret Thatcher made England and Wales the only countries in the world with fully privatised water, the naysayers argued it was a terrible idea.

Yesterday, the world was in mourning after Israel’s favourite Senator tragically passed away after returning from a cocaine party in Kyiv.

We have yet more proof that the Hannibal Directive was in effect on October 7 2023.

The greatest prime minister since Liz Truss has resigned and everyone in the country who matters is distraught.

This should cheer you up while you dig into a tin of cold beans and wonder how you’re gonna make rent: Elon Musk has become the world’s first trillionaire.

This should cheer you up while you dig into a tin of cold beans and wonder how you’re gonna make rent: Elon Musk has become the world’s first trillionaire.

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The greatest ever winner of the FIFA Peace Prize, Donald Trump, has kicked off the World Cup by bombing Iran’s water supply.

More people are being jailed in England and Wales as a result of acting to prevent climate breakdown and the war in Gaza, research reveals

President Trump has explained that he was sadly unable to attend his son’s wedding in the Bahamas because the date clashed with his latest staged assassination attempt.

The Republic of Cuba has launched a ground invasion of the United States in its mission to free Americans from decades of tyranny, economic neglect, and the horrors of unbridled capitalism.