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NYC Based Stand-Up Comedian•Noel Casler Podcast•Car Rants• 'Noel's Notes' on Substack linktr.ee/NoelCaslerComedy?utm_sour… me: noelcasler.com 🔥

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Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 10h
Y’all that’s not even Talarico talkin’ on CNN right now, I know AI when I see it, bruh…’
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Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 12h
Re-upping a deep dive on Musk from ‘Noel’s Notes’ this summer. Link👇
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Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 12h
“If you look up at the night sky these days, you are likely to mistake one of his SpaceX satellites for a star; Musk has now launched into Low Earth Orbit (LEO) more satellites than entire nations, including China.” noelcasler.substack.com/p/a-wolf-at-...
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'A Wolf at the Door'
We should have made becoming a billionaire illegal.
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Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 18h
I did not go to college (Drama School-AADA NY) but if I had, I never would have joined a fraternity. It was always the dominion of choads & date rapists.
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Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 19h
You should watch the way Hegseth reaches for that water bottle every time a protestor rightly calls him a war criminal if you want some insight into Pavlovian alcoholic reflexes. Dude’s a drunk AND a war criminal.
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Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 19h
Looks like the MAGA bots are back, that didn’t take long-troll farms are too important for Trump in midterms. His election was an op, real world dipshits believed in and voted for him but his political career began in the Kremlin.
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Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 20h
In 2022 Musk turned off Starlink at Kremlin’s request to prevent a Ukrainian surprise drone attack on Russian Black Sea fleet near Sevastopol in occupied-Crimea. Russian ships went on to murder many innocent civilians. Elon has always been Putin’s bitch. VOTE Blue.
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Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 20h
Trump is currently enjoying ‘executive time’ in his Las Vegas hotel. Katie Zucchini bout to find out yesterday was a warm up. The real audition is today. DJT is a sexual predator. Imagine being a woman and going to work for such a man? Or worse, a man who helps him get away w/it.
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Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 21h
Zach Witkoff’s grifting pales in comparison w/Guilfoyle’s, hell, even Tiffany Trump & her conman hubs & father-in-law are doing better. He goes around Libya calling himself ‘Dr. Boulos (he’s not) and as a U.S. Senior Advisor he circumvents State Dept to enrich himself & Trump.
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😈 Leela The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social · 21h
If you don't follow Noel, PLEASE go smash that "follow" button, now!
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Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 21h
Pentagon has massive contracts w/ SpaceX & Starlink, Musk even has an official role w/DOD via Project Meridian. What happens when Putin makes Elon a better offer & US troops have their satellites turned off? If you’re a MAGA vote & have a kid in uniform think about it. VOTE Blue.
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Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 21h
Pentagon has massive contracts w/ SpaceX & Starlink, Musk even has an official role w/DOD via Project Meridian. What happens when Putin makes Elon a better offer & US troops have their satellites turned off? If you’re a MAGA vote & have a kid in uniform think about it. VOTE Blue.
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Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 21h
Copenhagen: “Denmark combines a capitalist, market-driven economy with comprehensive social safety nets, universal healthcare, free education, and high taxes.” Me:
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Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 21h
Imagine working for Starlink in TX, CA & WA, going home to your own family at night knowing the product Musk sold to Ukraine for battlefield Wifi use is now being turned off so Putin can murder children in Kyiv. There must be some kinda ‘paper trail’ in your offices. Leak it now.
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Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
‘Mommy, how did WW3 start? Was it a conflagration between superpowers over military/economic hegemony? ‘No. An old man in a diaper who snorts Adderall and used the presidency to make his family rich and cover up his lifelong sexual predation didn’t get the Nobel Peace Prize…’
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Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
It’s gotta suck to find out you’re not a lawyer or a press secretary on the same day.
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Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Guy who just cut down 500 trees in East Potomac Park to build another golf course just posted videos of lions & tigers mauling people with the words, ‘don’t mess with nature’. Dear Nature, you have one job.
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Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I heard there was a convicted rapist with a long history of drug use at the White House the other day, and also Mike Tyson.
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Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Guilfoyle went from ‘I need 100k wired into my AMEX!’ to ‘how much do you think I can get for Don Jr’s d*ck pics?’ in less than three Scaramucci’s.
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Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I’ll bet some poor apothecary in Athens is on the hook now for a f*ck ton of eye of newt and tail of frog.
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MeidasLindaRenee @lindameidas3112.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Noel knows. Give it a read.
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Melanie 🪶🐺☮️🌎🌍🌏🫘 @melanierestall1.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I live in rural Western North Carolina and have been listening to your podcasts and reading your writings for years. It’s so depressing, knowing how many people have no idea about what you know of Donald from working on the set of The Apprentice. Thank you for speaking truth to power for years ! 💙🇺🇸
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jays-e.bsky.social @jays-e.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Thank you Noel for all your years of effort in exposing Trump and co. , through your knowledge from your time seeing the monster up close. I’m a Scottish fella who lives in Australia, and he has affected us all over the world sadly. Thank you for doing everything you do, you absolute Legend.
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DudleyButt - Binface of Ballaragh @dudleybutt.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
From a small island across the Atlantic, thank you for your brilliant writing. I am presuming you have no fear of being sued for your revelations because you witnessed the truth However in the current climate of your benighted country you show true bravery,
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Captain Cliff ⛵🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @captaincliff.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
If there has been any better side effect of Ukraine destroying the Russian bot farms than Noel reopening his comments & quote-posts, someone please show it to me. I want to see it. 😊
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Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
In honor of Ukraine destroying Russian bot farms I will keep comments open today and remind folks my friend who was paid to have sex w/Trump says his d*ck looked like a small mushroom that a dog had chewed on. Also, Vote Blue.
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Richard Power @wyrdsofpower.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Ask anyone else who knows him, and is willing to be honest w/ you, DJT’s true nature is of a violent, sadistic felon He was known in the Russian mob-run brothels of Trump Tower as an especially rough customer The same was true in Epstein’s East 71st Street townhouse - @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social
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“Ask anyone else who knows him, and is willing to be honest with you, DJT’s true nature is of a violent, sadistic felon. He was known in the Russian mob-run brothels of Trump Tower as an especially ro...
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𝐌💙𝐑𝐆𝐀𝐍 #GrabbersGonnaGrab #trumpCRIMEfamily #8+6+4+7=25 @howlowilltheygo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Only one good thing to come out of the chump sh!tshow is the brilliant writing of @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social 💙
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Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
This week’s ‘Noel’s Notes’ is out now, link to subscribe: noelcasler.substack.com/p/schism?r=1...
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Paulette Feeney ❌️👑 @pauletteparis1.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Listen to Noel. Follow Noel. Repist Noel.
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Suzanne Winland @suzannewinland.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
THIS. from @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social 👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾‘We need to mobilize and show him what repudiation looks like - and that his waning support and disastrous approval ratings have real world consequences which will manifest in a record turnout across this country. Even in red states …!’
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Mary Todd @marytodd.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Another must read ⬇️
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Indivisible Colorado @indivisible-co.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
noelcasler.substack.com/p/schism @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social Chris LaCivita and James Blair are consultants for the election of a pro-Russia Balkan regime Republika Srpska. Katie Wiles posed in a tank top and a military rifle with Serbian strongman Milorad Dodik’s Interior Minister. #Traitors
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‘Schism’
Trump is using the pageantry of power to appeal to the powerless.
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Not a Moderate Democrat @gottastory.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
“Deputized to terrorize.” Noel nails it again; we are being ruled not governed.
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Suzanne Winland @suzannewinland.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
@noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social ’We need a miracle that comes not from beyond us, but from within us. From the place inside each of us that recognizes how wrong what is happening to our country truly is; the lack of humanity, compassion and caring for one another.’ substack.com/home/post/p-...
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‘Schism’
Trump is using the pageantry of power to appeal to the powerless.
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Suzanne 🕊️💞🇺🇸🇺🇦🗣️✍🏻🎶⚾️🏴‍☠️🟧♊️ @suzmatth.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
"We need to mobilize and show him what repudiation looks like - and that his waning support and disastrous approval ratings have real world consequences which will manifest in a record turnout across this country... "Let’s make that happen..." #NoKings
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Shoshie Rules @shoshierules.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Noel knows... ..."Trump’s reign was always gonna end in violence as part of its tawdry reality show formula because he himself is such a connoisseur, and all of the actions of his administration are aimed at pleasing POTUS first and foremost."
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Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This week’s ‘Noel’s Notes: Schism’ is out now, link to subscribe: noelcasler.substack.com/p/schism?r=1...
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edtrosper @edtrosper.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Good article. Take some time to read it.
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Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This week’s ‘Noel’s Notes’ is out now, all content is available free but paid support makes it possible. Many thanks, link to subscribe: noelcasler.substack.com/p/schism?r=1...
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‘Schism’
Trump is using the pageantry of power to appeal to the powerless.
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Rangeeni @rangeeni.eurosky.social · 11/10/2026
“It is no surprise that both of the men most enthralled with this bloodlust, Trump and Hegseth, are un-sober sexual predators acting out of tremendous character defects and resentment. They are using the power of the state to act out their own bizarre need to assert dominance over their subjects. “
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prettylight @prettylight10.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
"Goading Americans to watch it will be part of the pleasure for (Trump and Hegseth). Don’t give them that satisfaction. We’ve already witnessed two public executions this year-of Renee Good and Alex Pretti-and sadly they were not alone, as ICE has been acting more like ISIS than...law enforcement."
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Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
“Trump’s reign was always gonna end in violence as part of its tawdry reality show formula because he himself is such a connoisseur, and all of the actions of his administration are aimed at pleasing POTUS first and foremost.” noelcasler.substack.com/p/schism?r=1...
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‘Schism’
Trump is using the pageantry of power to appeal to the powerless.
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Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Y’all acting like you’ve never seen an octogenarian drug addict POTUS let his alcoholic Fox-n-friends Sec Def livestream a wheelchair-bound paraplegic firing squad execution while cutting diesel deals w/Putin because he’s worked w/Russian mob for decades, esp w/Epstein, before?
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Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Someone should tell Natalie Harp that it is spelled ‘Nobel’ Peace Prize. We have THE dumbest motherf*cker in American history as POTUS y’all.
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Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
‘I’ve been from Tutayev to Timashevsk/I’ve driven every kinda rig that’s ever been made/If you give me, Russian diesel, Adderall & Natalie and you show Jared a sign/I’ll be willin’, to betray Ukraine…’
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Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Putin has put on a masterclass of manipulating the ignorance & avarice of Trump & Co. these last few weeks. The hayseed who thinks he’s getting cheaper diesel for his tractor has no idea the price he’s gonna pay in the long run. Democracy has lost this round to an obese grifter.
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Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The same folks who cried for a week when a podcast host who was paid by billionaires to indoctrinate dumb white college kids into ChristoFascist ideology was murdered and his gruesome death shared on social media are now salivating over a live-streamed execution. Stop MAGA.
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Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
‘Mommy, how did WW3 start? Was it a conflagration between superpowers over military/economic hegemony? ‘No. An old man in a diaper who snorts Adderall and used the presidency to make his family rich and cover up his lifelong sexual predation didn’t get the Nobel Peace Prize…’
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Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Trump is visiting Syracuse today because he has always been an Orange man.
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