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ZepLanderVT - the NSFW Version

@nsfwzeplander.bsky.social

11 followers 2 following 21 posts

Haha OSHA violations. Get it? Not Safe For Work? Anyway, alt goofy account of @zeplander.bsky.social

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ZepLanderVT - the NSFW Version @nsfwzeplander.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

Can't drink all day if you don't start drinking in the morning Follow me for more advice that's not safe for work

ZepLanderVT - the NSFW Version @nsfwzeplander.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

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ZepLanderVT - the NSFW Version @nsfwzeplander.bsky.social · 22/07/2025

HECK, I haven't done an OSHA violation in a while Am I finally safe for work?

ZepLanderVT - the NSFW Version @nsfwzeplander.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Thanksgiving is upon us! Oops, I forgot to tie my hair back before cooking!

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ZepLanderVT - the NSFW Version @nsfwzeplander.bsky.social · 05/11/2024

Another day, another table flying around and hitting me.

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ZepLanderVT - the NSFW Version @nsfwzeplander.bsky.social · 31/10/2024

Happy Halloween! Who wants floor candy? I'm sure it's safe to eat!

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ZepLanderVT - the NSFW Version @nsfwzeplander.bsky.social · 30/10/2024

Caution, wet floor? More like HAVE FUN, WET FLOOR!

ZepLanderVT - the NSFW Version @nsfwzeplander.bsky.social · 28/10/2024

Some days I wonder, how many other folks out there made a goofy NSFW account like I did.

ZepLanderVT - the NSFW Version @nsfwzeplander.bsky.social · 24/10/2024

Uh oh, I didn't call in and have skipped 8 days of NSFW posts. That's gotta be a bad OSHA violation.

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ZepLanderVT - the NSFW Version @nsfwzeplander.bsky.social · 15/10/2024

Oops, my raw meats are touching. Don't tell OSHA.

ZepLanderVT - the NSFW Version @nsfwzeplander.bsky.social · 10/10/2024

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ZepLanderVT - the NSFW Version @nsfwzeplander.bsky.social · 07/10/2024

Is pocket spaghetti safe for work?

ZepLanderVT - the NSFW Version @nsfwzeplander.bsky.social · 06/10/2024

Okay, so you can coat a dish in pasta sauce and that's safe, but covering a floor in pasta sauce and "forgetting" to put up a slippery sign? That's unsafe? BUT DISHES ARE JUST FLOORS FOR FOOD!

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ZepLanderVT - the NSFW Version @nsfwzeplander.bsky.social · 04/10/2024

I don't NEED two ladders welded together to make a super ladder, but what if I could reach super high up with two ladders welded together?

ZepLanderVT - the NSFW Version @nsfwzeplander.bsky.social · 02/10/2024

brb waxing and mopping a floor inside a store to make a gigantic slip 'n' slide

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ZepLanderVT - the NSFW Version @nsfwzeplander.bsky.social · 30/09/2024

Did you know they sell these on Amazon? I'm about to get me a cool new skateboard and do some sick tricks!

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ZepLanderVT - the NSFW Version @nsfwzeplander.bsky.social · 27/09/2024

I'm not forklift certified, but does anyone want to do some forklift racing?

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ZepLanderVT - the NSFW Version @nsfwzeplander.bsky.social · 26/09/2024

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