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This week in The French Dispatch 🇫🇷 📊The Glucksmann lead primary France forgot 👎Bardella falls into trap in antisemitism investigation 🇪🇸Macron’s royal banquet ambushed by Senate www.frenchdispatch.eu/p/macron-spa...

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Spanish Senate snubs Macron as Bardella antisemitism row deepens

Spain's Senate sinks the Treaty of Barcelona mid-state visit, Mediapart publishes its evidence against Bardella, and three in four French voters ignore the left's primary

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Julien Hoez @julienhoez.eu · 28/09/2026

With the seven Cornell Rapists story now gaining much-needed traction, an honest truth: Far too many of you assholes are far too happy being friends with, working with, or platforming men who sexually harass women or make them incredibly uncomfortable.

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Julien Hoez @julienhoez.eu · 27/09/2026

This week in The French Dispatch: 💰EP Demands €206,000 From Bayrou's MoDEM 🛑Les Écologistes suspend Jadot for backing Glucksmann ⛽Macron sends troops to fix fuel prices www.frenchdispatch.eu/p/macron-tro...

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Macron Sends Troops for Fuel, Greens Suspend Jadot, Bayrou Back in Court

France deploys soldiers to guard Saudi oil at Yanbu, Les Écologistes punish Jadot for backing Glucksmann, and the EU Parliament wants €206,000 from the MoDem.

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Julien Hoez @julienhoez.eu · 26/09/2026

What on earth are La Rochelle doing????? 😱😱😱

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Julien Hoez @julienhoez.eu · 25/09/2026

Imagine complaining about policy subtweeting on Bluesky in 2026 🙄

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Julien Hoez @julienhoez.eu · 25/09/2026

Sometimes I come out of my policy cave and make an effort

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Julien Hoez @julienhoez.eu · 24/09/2026

“And then Donald Trump signed the Greenland deal and locked himself into NATO”

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Julien Hoez @julienhoez.eu · 24/09/2026

Every single thing that looks remotely Russian should be shot out of the sky and sea. If Russia has decided that it’s at war with us, then we need to actually wake up.

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Julien Hoez @julienhoez.eu · 24/09/2026

“And then Donald Trump signed the Greenland deal and locked himself into NATO”

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Julien Hoez @julienhoez.eu · 20/09/2026

This week in The French Dispatch 🇫🇷 🗳️Philippe Brun is out of the primaire, calendar continues 🤔Far-Right Dupont-Aignan announced candidacy, Zemmour accidentally does the same 🇷🇺Macron gathers candidates as Russia escalates www.frenchdispatch.eu/p/macron-rus...

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Macron on Russian threat, Brun Out of PS Primaire, Zemmour's Slip-Up

Macron on Russian hybrid attacks and Hormuz, Philippe Brun's exit from the Socialist primaire, and Dupont-Aignan and Zemmour's 2027 presidential bids.

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Julien Hoez @julienhoez.eu · 20/09/2026

Macron: “The Day We Are Physically Attacked, We Will Not Be Warned” Full English text of Macron's 18 September 2026 press conference on Russia's hybrid threat, Donald Trump’s Hormuz crisis, and energy prices. www.frenchdispatch.eu/p/macron-pre...

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Macron: “The Day We Are Physically Attacked, We Will Not Be Warned”

Full English text of Macron's 18 September 2026 press conference on Russia's hybrid threat, Donald Trump’s Hormuz crisis, and energy prices.

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Julien Hoez @julienhoez.eu · 19/09/2026

Always a pleasure to be recognised as an influential voice in and on the EU by @znconsulting.com in their annual #EUInfluencer rankings, and I'm looking forward to continuing to have a positive impact across my work.

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Julien Hoez @julienhoez.eu · 13/09/2026

J’en peux plus les gars

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Julien Hoez @julienhoez.eu · 13/09/2026

This week in The French Dispatch 🇫🇷 🏛️Lecornu reaching limit as savings tax leaks 📉Lescure lowers French growth outlook ✈️France moves on from FCAS with new Rafale www.frenchdispatch.eu/p/rafale-f5-...

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Paris Bets on the Rafale F5 as France's Budget Crisis Deepens

Lecornu refers a budget leak to prosecutors, Lescure cuts France's growth forecast, and Paris doubles down with the Rafale F5 after FCAS collapses.

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Julien Hoez @julienhoez.eu · 13/09/2026

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Paris Bets on the Rafale F5 as France's Budget Crisis Deepens

Lecornu refers a budget leak to prosecutors, Lescure cuts France's growth forecast, and Paris doubles down with the Rafale F5 after FCAS collapses.

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Julien Hoez @julienhoez.eu · 12/09/2026

Stade Rochelais beating two of the best teams in French rugby at the start of a new season is OUTSTANDING

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Julien Hoez @julienhoez.eu · 12/09/2026

Now to cross my fingers and think about who I could fundraise for if I get in 🤔

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Julien Hoez @julienhoez.eu · 12/09/2026

That feeling when you see the former colleagues you never liked drowning after you leave

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Julien Hoez @julienhoez.eu · 07/09/2026

This is what happens when a country loses all sight of quality in society and politics.

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Julien Hoez @julienhoez.eu · 07/09/2026

You mean RefUK is filled with charlatans who destroyed Britain? lmfao

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Julien Hoez @julienhoez.eu · 07/09/2026

Andy Burnham is just a coward who used fake, far-right polls to take Keir Starmer's job and do a worse job.

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Julien Hoez @julienhoez.eu · 06/09/2026

💛🖤💛🖤💛🖤💛🖤💛

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Julien Hoez @julienhoez.eu · 06/09/2026

Right, I’m going dancing, but my prediction is that Friedrich Merz quits sometime in the next few hours because he doesn’t know how to handle criticism / losses

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Julien Hoez @julienhoez.eu · 06/09/2026

Meanwhile bundeskanzler Friedrich Merz’ CDU completely shit the bed I mean Jesus Christ, haven’t seen this in Germany *_in my life_*

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Julien Hoez @julienhoez.eu · 06/09/2026

I’m waiting for the Germans to somehow blame France / Macron for the AFD winning an election in one of the single-most far-right leaning areas of Germany

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Julien Hoez @julienhoez.eu · 06/09/2026

Time for the german far-left to blame the centrists who will blame the left and the right who will blame the far-left and the centrists who will blame the…. Meanwhile, we should blame Angela Merkel

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Julien Hoez @julienhoez.eu · 06/09/2026

This week in The French Dispatch 🇫🇷 🧑‍⚖️Dati asks to rejoin the judiciary ahead of her corruption trial 💰Ciotti lobbies Le Pen for capitalisation in pensions 🇺🇦Bardella trips over Ukraine position www.frenchdispatch.eu/p/bardella-u...

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🇺🇦Bardella Fumbles Ukraine, Dati Wants Her Robes Back, and Ciotti Presses Le Pen on Pensions

The RN's Ukraine aid stance exposes deeper cracks with Le Pen, Rachida Dati asks to rejoin the judiciary ahead of her corruption trial, and Eric Ciotti keeps lobbying for pension capitalisation.

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Alastair @as-j.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I'm generally happy to give someone like Burnham a bit of time to get things in order but I'm already pretty impatient for an explanation why an octogenarian holding a small protest placard gets a criminal record but 200 people dressed as paramilitaries blockading Dover can just get the train home.

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Julien Hoez @julienhoez.eu · 06/09/2026

None of the degenerates assaulting this woman would behave like this to a man who was bigger than they are.

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Julien Hoez @julienhoez.eu · 06/09/2026

Imagine being this pathetically weak

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Julien Hoez @julienhoez.eu · 06/09/2026

Anybody hiding their face in one of these protests is a coward Own your shit.

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Julien Hoez @julienhoez.eu · 06/09/2026

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🇺🇦Bardella Fumbles Ukraine, Dati Wants Her Robes Back, and Ciotti Presses Le Pen on Pensions

The RN's Ukraine aid stance exposes deeper cracks with Le Pen, Rachida Dati asks to rejoin the judiciary ahead of her corruption trial, and Eric Ciotti keeps lobbying for pension capitalisation.

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Julien Hoez @julienhoez.eu · 04/09/2026

Far-left try not to be dumb enough to be manipulated by absolutely wild fake polls produced by the far-right to turn you into useful idiots. Difficulty: impossible

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Julien Hoez @julienhoez.eu · 30/08/2026

France Eyes Sweden Fighter Jet Deal as Recession Fears Mount www.frenchdispatch.eu/p/france-swe...

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Julien Hoez @julienhoez.eu · 30/08/2026

Why would I block you when I can mock you and use you for content while you invent statements and realities out of thin air? If you don’t like it, crawl into a dark hole somewhere and bother someone else

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Julien Hoez @julienhoez.eu · 30/08/2026

The European Parliament can push for a legislative proposal using Article 225 TFEU, which isn’t ideal but is what it is. Aside from that, the EP can kill most legislation and bring down the commission to enforce its will. So stop talking nonsense.

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Julien Hoez @julienhoez.eu · 30/08/2026

I repeat, after yet another conversation with someone clueless who knows nothing about anything: Please end my suffering

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Higuruma Jujutsu Kaisen

ALT: Higuruma Jujutsu Kaisen

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Julien Hoez @julienhoez.eu · 30/08/2026

I forgot that the European Parliament doesn’t have legislative powers, and that Trilogues aren’t the European Parliament exercising its legislative powers. You’ve just saved every single political activist in Brussels thousands of hours of work trying to convince the EP of anything. Here’s a medal

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Julien Hoez @julienhoez.eu · 30/08/2026

Vous êtes évidemment très, très confus si vous pensez que j'ai soutenu Anne Hidalgo ou que j'ai seulement commencé à travailler après 2022 (???)

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Julien Hoez @julienhoez.eu · 30/08/2026

The fact that people think federalism is an anti-EU position is genuinely just tiring at this point

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Man's Exasperated Facepalm

ALT: Man's Exasperated Facepalm

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Julien Hoez @julienhoez.eu · 30/08/2026

This person would 500% vote for Jean-Luc Mélenchon and then cry about him getting obliterated by Marine Le Pen

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Julien Hoez @julienhoez.eu · 30/08/2026

I honestly can't stop laughing at just how stupid this is.

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Julien Hoez @julienhoez.eu · 30/08/2026

Should be added that this isn't because people would vote for Marine Le Pen against Mélenchon, but rather that many people just wouldn't vote. Either out of disgust or to undermine the winner's legitimacy.

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Julien Hoez @julienhoez.eu · 30/08/2026

Jean-Luc Mélenchon, connu pour sa politique toxique, se fera ✨*exploser*✨ s'il parvient à passer au deuxième tour contre Marine Le Pen Et, en effet, un vote pour Mélenchon au premier tour est un vote pour Marine LE Pen au deuxième.

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Christian Christensen @chrchristensen.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Iceland votes 53-47 to reject re-starting negotiations to join EU. Result driven by desire to maintain control over fishing, which makes up 40% of Iceland’s exports. Reflected in geographic results. Capital Reykjavik voted around 55-45 in favour, while rest of country clearly voted against.

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