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Hal Sparks

@halsparks.com
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I am indeed THE Hal Sparks… The Most Hal Sparks Hal Sparks that ever Hal Sparksed in the Halstory of Hal Sparksing. Star of Talk Soup, Queer as Folk, Dude, Where's My Car? and Lab Rats. InfotainmentWars.com

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Hal Sparks @halsparks.com · 5h
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Meryl Streep: *NOW* A WARNING ?
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Hal Sparks @halsparks.com · 5h
As it turns out, Milo went too easy on Benny. It's clear that this particular group of conservatives wants gays to stay in the closet because they're afraid their partners, if they were allowed to live out and proud, would feel too comfortable talking about what they did last weekend.
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Hal Sparks @halsparks.com · 5h
Unsolicited - unpaid - just a recommendation. As speech to text apps go this one works really well. I’d been looking for one with Push to talk and Wispr Flow is pretty seamless. Again…not being paid. Just a “tell a friend” link. wisprflow.ai/r/HAL907
wisprflow.ai
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Hal Sparks @halsparks.com · 09/10/2026
Red bell pepper? Or a Vampire’s gingivitis?
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Hal Sparks @halsparks.com · 09/10/2026
2 weeks people! Get your tix now…
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Hal Sparks @halsparks.com · 09/10/2026
I havent. But I will
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Hal Sparks @halsparks.com · 09/10/2026
Or as I like to call it… the great Ivankazation of America.
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John Fugelsang @johnfugelsang.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The one big @stephaniemillershow Sexy Liberal Comedy Tour date this year is oct 24 at The Saban in LA. Tix at Sexyliberal.com.
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Hal Sparks @halsparks.com · 08/10/2026
Because… of Course he did..
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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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John Fugelsang @johnfugelsang.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Hal Sparks @halsparks.com · 08/10/2026
This is because MAGAts all suffer from paranoid delusions, its why they voted for Trump in the first place. Raise a Cugo and it will eventually trap you in a Pinto.
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Hal Sparks @halsparks.com · 08/10/2026
I think the conceptual argument probably emerged 3 minutes after the first primate capable of self reflection picked up a stick and used it to eat ants.
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Hal Sparks @halsparks.com · 08/10/2026
There is no difference between a person saying "Rogue AIs schemed and cheated" and thinking a slot machine is on a roll because God wants them to leave with more quarters than they came in with.
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Hal Sparks @halsparks.com · 08/10/2026
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Barbie Doll's 'Yikes!' Reaction
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Hal Sparks @halsparks.com · 08/10/2026
. @ezraklein.bsky.social thinks we are not Human Beings we are Human Doings. He is having some of the most idiotic discussions about AI this side of Diary of a CEO and that takes effort.
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Hal Sparks @halsparks.com · 08/10/2026
The idea that it would also immediately decide to kill us in sociopathic projection on a massive scale. It's just ridiculous.
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Hal Sparks @halsparks.com · 08/10/2026
My work is done here... I must move along
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Lone Ranger Gun Trick
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Cole @cole-mm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
When someone says Super Intelligence, all I hear in my head now is Young Frankenstiens Monster singing "Super Duper!" because of @halsparks.com .
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Young Frankenstein: Super Duper!
ALT: Young Frankenstein: Super Duper!
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Hal Sparks @halsparks.com · 08/10/2026
So USA Today is just writing articles for an audience of Ostriches now?
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Hal Sparks @halsparks.com · 08/10/2026
@forbes.com you might as well say "were two of the six tech moguls that drew with crayons on a gift shop copy of the constitution" . Even the use of the word "accord" is fucking embarrassing
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Hal Sparks @halsparks.com · 08/10/2026
@bobcesca.bsky.social lemme know when you'd like me to come on an dunk on this ignorant gibberish :)
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Hal Sparks @halsparks.com · 08/10/2026
. @sanders.senate.gov @nytimes.com @cnn.com @nytopinion.nytimes.com .. stop embarrassing yourselves
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Hal Sparks @halsparks.com · 08/10/2026
AI Doomerism is the sticker on the album that makes you want to buy it. That's literally it's purpose.
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Hal Sparks @halsparks.com · 08/10/2026
I'm a much better dancer than Michael
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Hal Sparks @halsparks.com · 08/10/2026
the flaws are manageable. It's the illusion of a giant godlike existential flaw that keeps this BS narrative alive. It's the new mouse and desktop. that's it.
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Hal Sparks @halsparks.com · 08/10/2026
Saying we Don't program AIs we "grow them" is like saying we don't program fractals... we grow them...with math seeds in pixel dirt. GTFOOH It's a series of loops and interrupts. Not a fucking digital flower.
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Vibrant Abstract Swirl Art
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Hal Sparks @halsparks.com · 08/10/2026
@nytimes.com ....ahem....
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Hal Sparks @halsparks.com · 08/10/2026
Doh!!
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Hal Sparks @halsparks.com · 08/10/2026
You Cannot on the one hand mock, dismiss and fear monger about people having relationships with AI chatbots, Kids having friendships with AI or people using AI chatbots as digital psychiatrist because "they aren't real" AND say AI "schemed" and "cheated" and "learned" and "thinks" and "wants"
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Hal Sparks @halsparks.com · 08/10/2026
@sanders.senate.gov please know that your AI doomerism is a marketing tool FOR the big AI companies. and it's also very silly.
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Hal Sparks @halsparks.com · 07/10/2026
"All Labor is capitalist exploitation! We must have a revolution" "The AI revolution will eliminate the need for Labor and CEOs" "Wait... I didn't mean an ACTUAL revolution! I meant ...I mean... what are all the stupid people with drone jobs that I constantly mock gonna do? They're idiots!"
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Hal Sparks @halsparks.com · 08/10/2026
For all the "What do you know Hal? You're just a.." crowd. If you need an expert in the AI field that is saying what I have BEEN saying... youtu.be/QuZjcKshf_c?...
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Bender: AI’s ‘Existential’ Risk Is ‘Fake’
YouTube video by Bloomberg Tech
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Hal Sparks @halsparks.com · 08/10/2026
Michael Dell's wife... or possibly Momo the internet horror meme.
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Hal Sparks @halsparks.com · 08/10/2026
With the sound off I kinda look like a bird trying to impress a mate 😂
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Hal Sparks @halsparks.com · 08/10/2026
Right about the time the AI companies were catching hell for Data Center sprawl and the limits of the subscription models ... the Doomers popped up and suddenly were saying "These companies are creating ASI ...AND it's right around the corner!!". No one sells the BS ASI story better.
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Hal Sparks @halsparks.com · 07/10/2026
😂😂😂 Greg Kelly Breaks Hal 😂😂😂 youtu.be/QN6kwvY5D_0
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Greg Kelly Breaks Hal 😂
YouTube video by Hal Sparks
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Hal Sparks @halsparks.com · 07/10/2026
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Hal Sparks @halsparks.com · 07/10/2026
"All Labor is capitalist exploitation! We must have a revolution" "The AI revolution will eliminate the need for Labor and CEOs" "Wait... I didn't mean an ACTUAL revolution! I meant ...I mean... what are all the stupid people with drone jobs that I constantly mock gonna do? They're idiots!"
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ℂ𝔸ℝ𝕆𝕃𝕐ℕ ℙℍ𝔼𝕃ℙ𝕊 @chutch2016.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@halsparks.com got the Zoltan
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Hal Sparks @halsparks.com · 07/10/2026
NICE!!
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Hal Sparks @halsparks.com · 07/10/2026
... @sanders.senate.gov @aoc.bsky.social @stephaniemiller.bsky.social @deadlinewh.bsky.social @romanyampolskiy.bsky.social
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Hal Sparks @halsparks.com · 06/10/2026
Imagine you had a slot machine. You want it to show 3 🍒s you pull the lever and it randomly gives ♠️🍒7️⃣ would you say it "hallucinated"? now open it, file off the catch on every symbol except 🍒 you pull the lever, VIOLA!, 3 🍒s would you say it's now "intelligent"? or "sentient"? right.
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Hal Sparks @halsparks.com · 07/10/2026
It's called transgressive marketing. It's the same as using "Parental Advisory" stickers to sell more records
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Hal Sparks @halsparks.com · 07/10/2026
it can't. that's the point.
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Hal Sparks @halsparks.com · 07/10/2026
AWWWW. HAHAHAHA Who's a G'Boy!
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Hal Sparks @halsparks.com · 06/10/2026
That Coxon kid still has stock in Anthropic. If you had stock in Auschwitz would you keep it? exactly.
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Todd P. Emerson @deathfox99.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
✅✅✅
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Hal Sparks @halsparks.com · 06/10/2026
of course this is an oversimplification because I am countering the farcical Complexification of the AI boomers and Utopians. These things are not now and will never be alive. certainly none of the LLMs and LLM based agents that they are discussing. It's fucking cringe.
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Hal Sparks @halsparks.com · 06/10/2026
I'm talking about the Fox audience. But if you think they had him on because they think some of their viewers might be onboard I'm all ears.
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