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Griffin Kelly

@griffinkelly.bsky.social
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Woe, it’s me.

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Griffin Kelly @griffinkelly.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I hate when the bagger is funnier than the cashier. Know your place.
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Griffin Kelly @griffinkelly.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Yeah I’m fueled by spite. REspite! I am lying down
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Griffin Kelly @griffinkelly.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
They’re carbonating me tomorrow
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Griffin Kelly @griffinkelly.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
A swimsuit is underwear you can wear around your dad.
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Griffin Kelly @griffinkelly.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I’ll kill us both before I’ll let a waymo merge
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Griffin Kelly @griffinkelly.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
he/they she/they holiday inn
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Griffin Kelly @griffinkelly.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
I bet giving your hardest battles to your strongest soldier feels so good if you’re god
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Griffin Kelly @griffinkelly.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
I didn’t realize Siberia even had trans people, let alone an orchestra
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🎃 Killy Witches 👻 @tillybridges.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
some incredibly talented friends of mine, Jacks Maughlin and @griffinkelly.bsky.social (who starred in the short film @susanlbridges.bsky.social and i wrote and directed!) are making a very queer webseries and deserve your support show ‘em some love and help ‘em get it made! 🩷
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UnSmall - Film and Storytelling | Seed&Spark
UnSmall is a heartfelt dramedy that will leave you feeling warm and fuzzy inside. This piece is explores insecurity, gender confusion, residual trauma and other hilarious, lighthearted topics.
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🎃 Killy Witches 👻 @tillybridges.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
@griffinkelly.bsky.social starred in our short Long Away, and I knew from working with with her that she was a phenomenal talent and this show? it’s one of THE greatest things I’ve ever seen it is BRILLIANT there’s still some tickets left for this Sunday’s show GO SEE IT, LA
two cats on a date starring griffin Kelly, directed by Shozo Okada, at the Elysian Nov 9 at 9:30 pm
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Griffin Kelly @griffinkelly.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
are there any grants for girls who just want to lounge around?
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Griffin Kelly @griffinkelly.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
these are the days we lib for
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Griffin Kelly @griffinkelly.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
please god find it in your heart to hit me with a waymo
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Griffin Kelly @griffinkelly.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
The venn diagram of being gentle with oneself and cancelling plans last minute is a perfect circle
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Griffin Kelly @griffinkelly.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Attempted murder is so embarrassing like not only are you a failure but you’re also going to jail
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Griffin Kelly @griffinkelly.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
If we rally together I bet we can cyber bully her into an eating disorder by thanksgiving
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Griffin Kelly @griffinkelly.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
I didn’t even know the kid was in there I just like smashing car windows
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Griffin Kelly @griffinkelly.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Science should invent a turd that doesn’t hurt when you poop it
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Griffin Kelly @griffinkelly.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
me: if you can get infected from a sick person sneezing on you, you should be able to get cured from a healthy person sneezing on you waitress: so you did wanna see a dessert menu, or
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Griffin Kelly @griffinkelly.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
The thing about the Empire State Building is that’s what it is.
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Griffin Kelly @griffinkelly.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
What happened in 2001 nine elevenologically can never happen again
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Griffin Kelly @griffinkelly.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
If I see your girl you better believe she’s gonna be walking normal tomorrow! I am a chiropractor.
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Griffin Kelly @griffinkelly.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Going to McDonalds, ordering a McEvil, and refusing to leave until they bring it to me.
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Griffin Kelly @griffinkelly.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Father has confiscated my attaché case again. Requesting an extension on the analytics report until I have access to my documents. My epipen was in there also.
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Griffin Kelly @griffinkelly.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
I think it’s cowardly and unpatriotic that the roku city skyline doesn’t feature the twin towers
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Griffin Kelly @griffinkelly.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Did you know you can do autoerotic asphyxiation without the asphyxiation part?
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Griffin Kelly @griffinkelly.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Cosplay gives us an answer to the age-old question: what if this beloved character was also a little ugly
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Griffin Kelly @griffinkelly.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Yeah, I like hiking. Hiking up my SKIRT #slutlife
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Griffin Kelly @griffinkelly.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Ah, chicken. Tuna of the land.
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Griffin Kelly @griffinkelly.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Spotify Wrapped? More like fart if I crapped!
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Griffin Kelly @griffinkelly.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Fellas is it gay to get startled
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Griffin Kelly @griffinkelly.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
I’m like if Stevie Wonder was white and a woman and could see and didn’t know how to play the piano.
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Griffin Kelly @griffinkelly.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
To a calendrical mind like mine, march madness is just madness
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Griffin Kelly @griffinkelly.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
The english language really lost its way with gubernatorial.
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Griffin Kelly @griffinkelly.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
glad kokomo is a made up place because if it were real it would likely have a legacy of violent forced democracy at the hands of the british or french
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Griffin Kelly @griffinkelly.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Evil Dolly Parton: find the bad in everyone
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Griffin Kelly @griffinkelly.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
This machine scoops up field mice and bops ‘em on the head
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Griffin Kelly @griffinkelly.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
hi sharks, are you mad at me
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