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Graeme Perrow

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@graemeperrow on Twitter. Writer: nllchatter.com, @NLLFactOfTheDay. nllstats.com. Lacrosse, baseball, & hockey fan, stats geek, skeptic, atheist. @graemeperrow@mastodon.online. He/him

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Graeme Perrow @graemeperrow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
So the question isn't "does she exist?", it's "does the conspiracy theory exist?". It's a conspiracy theory with a level of indirection
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Graeme Perrow @graemeperrow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Click on All Games, then Upcoming Games, then click on the date of a game
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Graeme Perrow @graemeperrow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That was a few weeks ago
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Graeme Perrow @graemeperrow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That one I can't answer
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Graeme Perrow @graemeperrow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just click the link but I'm not sure what to do with it on an iPhone
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Graeme Perrow @graemeperrow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This file might work: nllstats.com/nllsched.cal
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Graeme Perrow @graemeperrow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
NLLStats.com has been updated with the 2027 NLL schedule. The secret new feature I mentioned before is now there. Who will find it first?
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Graeme Perrow @graemeperrow.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Off-season moves, Part I All things considered, it hasn’t really been a busy off-season for the NLL. There have been some retirements and some team changes (one will change colours, one will change arenas, and two will vanish entirely). We also had the first NLL Hall of Fame inductees in several…
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Off-season moves, Part I
All things considered, it hasn’t really been a busy off-season for the NLL. There have been some retirements and some team changes (one will change colours, one will change arenas, and two will vanish entirely). We also had the first NLL Hall of Fame inductees in several years, but there was only one trade and not much else. But the two-team dispersal draft, the opening of free agency, and the entry draft are all within the next two weeks.
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Graeme Perrow @graemeperrow.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Kitten Raises Paw for Attention
ALT: Kitten Raises Paw for Attention
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Graeme Perrow @graemeperrow.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Walking around Blue Mountain last weekend, wearing my Toronto Rock shirt (with "Rogers" on the back). A young woman running the climbing wall gave me a fist bump. I assumed she was also a Rock fan but she was a Rock cheerleader! #SpreadingTheWord
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Graeme Perrow @graemeperrow.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
No, Toronto Rock fans, pretty sure this doesn't mean what you think it means.
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Graeme Perrow @graemeperrow.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
If I'm John Arlotta, I'm hanging up the phone the second I hear "Hi John, it's Steve Dietrich calling"
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Graeme Perrow @graemeperrow.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
For those who frequently use NLLStats.com on mobile devices, great news! The menu is now hidden so you can see much more actual data. Let me know what you think!
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Graeme Perrow @graemeperrow.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I'd be curious to know how often people do google searches for "copula" before and after this comic was published
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Graeme Perrow @graemeperrow.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Some illusions go away once you know about them and why/how they work. This one doesn't, which makes it even more amazing
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Graeme Perrow @graemeperrow.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Phil, his words read
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Graeme Perrow @graemeperrow.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
2026 NLL Season in review: Part III This is Part III of my III-part season in review wrap-up. Part I included awesomes and not awesomes for each team from Buffalo through Oshawa, and Part II included each team from Ottawa through Vancouver. This one is about the league in general. There are more…
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2026 NLL Season in review: Part III
This is Part III of my III-part season in review wrap-up. Part I included awesomes and not awesomes for each team from Buffalo through Oshawa, and Part II included each team from Ottawa through Vancouver. This one is about the league in general. There are more Not Awesome entries here than Awesome but don’t take that to mean that 2026 was anything other than a fantastic season for the NLL.
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Graeme Perrow @graemeperrow.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
2026 NLL Season in review: Part II This is Part II of my season in review wrap-up. I’ve listed at least one awesome thing and at least one not awesome thing about each and every team. Part I included Buffalo through Oshawa, and this one includes Oshawa through Vancouver. Part III, coming soon,…
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2026 NLL Season in review: Part II
This is Part II of my season in review wrap-up. I’ve listed at least one awesome thing and at least one not awesome thing about each and every team. Part I included Buffalo through Oshawa, and this one includes Oshawa through Vancouver. Part III, coming soon, will list some awesome and not awesome things about the league in general.
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Graeme Perrow @graemeperrow.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I thought about that but I didn't want to have a 1000-word article about the Rock with half a dozen awesomes and then a short little thing with only a couple of entries about the Black Bears or Rush. Doing it this way hides those discrepencies a bit. 🙂
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Graeme Perrow @graemeperrow.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I love coffee-flavoured things and most things mocha, but I can't stand coffee itself
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Graeme Perrow @graemeperrow.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
2026 NLL Season in review: Part I I am trying something new here. Every week during the season, I list all the awesome and not-so-awesome things that happened that week, whether it’s a game, a team, a player, a specific play, a trade, or anything else relating to the NLL. This year, as a…
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2026 NLL Season in review: Part I
I am trying something new here. Every week during the season, I list all the awesome and not-so-awesome things that happened that week, whether it’s a game, a team, a player, a specific play, a trade, or anything else relating to the NLL. This year, as a season-end wrap-up, I’m going to find at least one thing that was awesome and at least one thing that was not awesome about each team.
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Graeme Perrow @graemeperrow.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
One thousand factorial followers would be pretty impressive
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Graeme Perrow @graemeperrow.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
These are just the "<something> of the Year" awards plus Championship MVP. All-stars, all-pro, all-NLL, etc. are not included
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Graeme Perrow @graemeperrow.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
New on nllstats.com - awards! All of the NLL's annual awards are now listed on their own page. Each player page has a list of the awards that player has won, and each team page has a list of the awards anyone on their team has won. nllstats.com/awards
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Graeme Perrow @graemeperrow.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Coming soon to Dhane Smith's page on NLLStats.com:
Screenshot of the awards section on a player page, soon to be added to nllstats.com
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Graeme Perrow @graemeperrow.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
The Halifax Experience I travelled to Halifax this past weekend with my wife and a couple of friends to see game two of the Finals. This was my third time in Halifax in the past three years, but my first Thunderbirds game there. Seeing a game there became a bucket-list thing for me not long after…
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The Halifax Experience
I travelled to Halifax this past weekend with my wife and a couple of friends to see game two of the Finals. This was my third time in Halifax in the past three years, but my first Thunderbirds game there. Seeing a game there became a bucket-list thing for me not long after the team arrived there; the atmosphere inside the Nest always looked really exciting and loud, so I was looking forward to seeing just how exciting and loud it could be.
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Graeme Perrow @graemeperrow.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
2026 NLL Finals game two The books are closed on the 2026 NLL season, as the Toronto Rock defeated the Halifax Thunderbirds in the Nest to take game two. The Rock won their seventh Championship, but first since 2011. Challen Rogers was 17 when the Rock last won it all. CJ Kirst was eight. The…
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2026 NLL Finals game two
The books are closed on the 2026 NLL season, as the Toronto Rock defeated the Halifax Thunderbirds in the Nest to take game two. The Rock won their seventh Championship, but first since 2011. Challen Rogers was 17 when the Rock last won it all. CJ Kirst was eight. The Thunderbirds lost their first trip to the Finals since 2018 when they were the old Rochester Knighthawks.
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Graeme Perrow @graemeperrow.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
2026 NLL Finals, game one Game one of the finals was close, back-and-forth, and exciting with some great goaltending, exceptional defense, and a big comeback. But unlike the quarterfinals, it wasn’t the Halifax Thunderbirds staging the big comeback.
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2026 NLL Finals, game one
Game one of the finals was close, back-and-forth, and exciting with some great goaltending, exceptional defense, and a big comeback. But unlike the quarterfinals, it wasn&#8217;t the Halifax Thunderbirds staging the big comeback.
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Graeme Perrow @graemeperrow.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
NLL Experience of GMs & Coaches During the semi-finals, I noticed that all of the people listed on San Diego’s “Coaching staff” web page were very high NLL draft picks. I posted that to X and someone suggested that I do that for all the teams. I decided to add some additional information - when…
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NLL Experience of GMs & Coaches
During the semi-finals, I noticed that all of the people listed on San Diego’s “Coaching staff” web page were very high NLL draft picks. I posted that to X and someone suggested that I do that for all the teams. I decided to add some additional information - when they played in the NLL if at all, whether they are in the Hall of Fame, and what awards they had won.
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Graeme Perrow @graemeperrow.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I'm not always good at posting stuff that isn't automated but I read it regularly!
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Graeme Perrow @graemeperrow.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
I get surprised by the fireworks every game
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Graeme Perrow @graemeperrow.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
2026 NLL Semi-Finals, week 2 Good news: The Finals are here! We’re this close to determining the 2026 NLL Champion! Bad news: There are at most three games left in the NLL season.
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2026 NLL Semi-Finals, week 2
Good news: The Finals are here! We&#8217;re this close to determining the 2026 NLL Champion! Bad news: There are at most three games left in the NLL season.
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Graeme Perrow @graemeperrow.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Interesting idea. I could calculate the SD for all seasons of a player *except* his highest, and low values would find players who had a bunch of similar seasons and one outlier. It wouldn't find players who had a few 5-10 point seasons, a few 25-30s, and one 70
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Graeme Perrow @graemeperrow.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
NLL One-Hit Wonders This might be a strange article. One of my favourite podcasts, which is about music and completely unrelated to sports, recently did a series that was really interesting, and I thought that I might be able to apply similar logic to NLL players. I did that and got quite…
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NLL One-Hit Wonders
This might be a strange article. One of my favourite podcasts, which is about music and completely unrelated to sports, recently did a series that was really interesting, and I thought that I might be able to apply similar logic to NLL players. I did that and got quite unexpected results.
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Graeme Perrow @graemeperrow.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Coming tomorrow to NLL Chatter - we've all heard of "one-hit wonders" in the music world, but can we apply similar logic to NLL players? What players had a single season with a much higher point total than the rest of their career? Any guesses as to who's on the list?
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Graeme Perrow @graemeperrow.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
2026 NLL Semi-Finals – Week 1 The unexpected results from round one continued this weekend. The higher-seeded Rock won game one of their battle with the Seals on Friday night, but Sunday saw the Seals battle back to tie the series - with their backup goalie in net, a man who’s seen less than 180…
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2026 NLL Semi-Finals – Week 1
The unexpected results from round one continued this weekend. The higher-seeded Rock won game one of their battle with the Seals on Friday night, but Sunday saw the Seals battle back to tie the series - with their backup goalie in net, a man who&#8217;s seen less than 180 minutes of action this entire season, and only 38 minutes (all last weekend) since early January.
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Graeme Perrow @graemeperrow.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Game report: Semi finals game 1, San Diego @ Toronto The Rock played their first home playoff game in just over two years on Friday night, and what a game it was. It started off looking like it would be very physical, but that sort of calmed down a bit. But the end-to-end action never did, and…
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Game report: Semi finals game 1, San Diego @ Toronto
The Rock played their first home playoff game in just over two years on Friday night, and what a game it was. It started off looking like it would be very physical, but that sort of calmed down a bit. But the end-to-end action never did, and literally right to the end of regulation time, it was anybody&#8217;s game.
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Graeme Perrow @graemeperrow.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Not Awesome: the overtime goal I’m sure that by now you’ve heard about the controversial goal scored in overtime in the San Diego / Colorado game from this past weekend. A minute into the overtime period, Tre Leclaire took a shot, Ward stopped it, Wes Berg picked up the rebound, and passed it to…
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Not Awesome: the overtime goal
I&#8217;m sure that by now you&#8217;ve heard about the controversial goal scored in overtime in the San Diego / Colorado game from this past weekend. A minute into the overtime period, Tre Leclaire took a shot, Ward stopped it, Wes Berg picked up the rebound, and passed it to Leclaire who scored. Or did he?
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Graeme Perrow @graemeperrow.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
2026 NLL Quarterfinals It’s the playoffs! We had four exciting games this past weekend, and of the eight teams who made the playoffs, four of them are out. The crazy thing is that the #1, #2, and #3 seeded teams are all out thanks to getting beat by the #6, #7, and #8 teams. There are an awful…
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2026 NLL Quarterfinals
It&#8217;s the playoffs! We had four exciting games this past weekend, and of the eight teams who made the playoffs, four of them are out. The crazy thing is that the #1, #2, and #3 seeded teams are all out thanks to getting beat by the #6, #7, and #8 teams. There are an awful lotta brackets that have been destroyed.
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Graeme Perrow @graemeperrow.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
2026 NLL Week 21 The 2026 NLL regular season has come to an end. The standings are final and the playoff bracket is set. You’ve probably seen the matchups in other places but just in case, next weekend we’ll have Vancouver hosting Halifax at 10:00 (all times Eastern) on Friday night, and three…
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2026 NLL Week 21
The 2026 NLL regular season has come to an end. The standings are final and the playoff bracket is set. You’ve probably seen the matchups in other places but just in case, next weekend we’ll have Vancouver hosting Halifax at 10:00 (all times Eastern) on Friday night, and three games on Saturday: Georgia hosting Buffalo at 7:30 and Colorado hosting San Diego and Saskatchewan hosting Toronto, both at 9:00.
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Graeme Perrow @graemeperrow.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
2026 NLL Week 20 The regular season is almost over and the last two playoff positions are not only down to the wire, but both will be decided in the best way possible: head-to-head.
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2026 NLL Week 20
The regular season is almost over and the last two playoff positions are not only down to the wire, but both will be decided in the best way possible: head-to-head.
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Graeme Perrow @graemeperrow.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
2026 NLL Week 19 The playoff picture is almost set, as we now know six of the eight teams that will play in the post-season. Once Halifax beat Rochester, Georgia clinched the fourth spot and the door was open for Toronto and Buffalo to clinch with wins. They both did, and so now we have Ottawa,…
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2026 NLL Week 19
The playoff picture is almost set, as we now know six of the eight teams that will play in the post-season. Once Halifax beat Rochester, Georgia clinched the fourth spot and the door was open for Toronto and Buffalo to clinch with wins. They both did, and so now we have Ottawa, Las Vegas, Halifax, Rochester, and San Diego playing musical chairs for the last two spots.
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Graeme Perrow @graemeperrow.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Thank you for this - I honestly did forget what day it was and was just about to post a serious comment on what's certainly a joke post. You saved me the "OMG I can't believe I fell for it" posting later
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Graeme Perrow @graemeperrow.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
NLL playoff percentages: BUF 96.7% GEO 99.9% HFX 18.9% LV 69.6% OTT 63.6% ROC 17.9% SD 35.5% TOR 97.9% First round home game clinching percentages: BUF 42.4% COL 79.8% GEO 70.6% HFX 0% LV 1.8% OTT 0.7% ROC 0.9% SD 0.1% SSK 82.9% TOR 27.0% VAN 93.9%
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Graeme Perrow @graemeperrow.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
2026 NLL Week 18 A couple more playoff decisions have been made, as Calgary and Oshawa are now out. Nobody else clinched so right now, we’re at three in and three out. We have a 10–5 team (Georgia) and a 6–9 team (Halifax) and with only three weeks left in the season, it’s still possible for…
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2026 NLL Week 18
A couple more playoff decisions have been made, as Calgary and Oshawa are now out. Nobody else clinched so right now, we’re at three in and three out. We have a 10–5 team (Georgia) and a 6–9 team (Halifax) and with only three weeks left in the season, it’s still possible for Halifax to finish ahead of Georgia. After I scheduled this article but before it got published, we got the worst kind of news about the future of the Philadelphia Wings.
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Graeme Perrow @graemeperrow.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
New on NLLStats.com: The list of games for the current season can now show upcoming games nllstats.com/allgames
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Graeme Perrow @graemeperrow.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
MVP for me right now is Dobson with Bal and Teat as the other two finalists, but Andrew Kew is knocking on that door too
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Graeme Perrow @graemeperrow.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
2026 NLL Week 17 What an incredible weekend of games. Keegan Bal and the Warriors clinched a playoff spot by holding off Jeff Teat and the Black Bears in a meeting of the two top scorers in the league, the Mammoth held off the Roughnecks who were never out of that game, and the Rock beat the…
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2026 NLL Week 17
What an incredible weekend of games. Keegan Bal and the Warriors clinched a playoff spot by holding off Jeff Teat and the Black Bears in a meeting of the two top scorers in the league, the Mammoth held off the Roughnecks who were never out of that game, and the Rock beat the already-clinched Rush. And the other three games each featured amazing comebacks including one record-breaking one.
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Graeme Perrow @graemeperrow.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
2026 NLL Week 16 The 2026 trade deadline was this past Monday and once the trades started being announced, it seemed like they just wouldn’t stop. No real blockbusters, but there were a couple of significant deals and a number of smaller trades as well. Las Vegas made a number of moves to improve…
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2026 NLL Week 16
The 2026 trade deadline was this past Monday and once the trades started being announced, it seemed like they just wouldn&#8217;t stop. No real blockbusters, but there were a couple of significant deals and a number of smaller trades as well. Las Vegas made a number of moves to improve their team while Philadelphia were clearly sellers. Then there were the seven games on the weekend.
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Graeme Perrow @graemeperrow.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Longest single-franchise careers There are players in the NLL who seem to move around almost every year. Callum Crawford and Mat Giles played for 12 teams each, and Ryan Benesch is running out of body space for the tattoos he gets of each team he plays for. But there are others who have played…
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Longest single-franchise careers
There are players in the NLL who seem to move around almost every year. Callum Crawford and Mat Giles played for 12 teams each, and Ryan Benesch is running out of body space for the tattoos he gets of each team he plays for. But there are others who have played every game of their NLL career with the same franchise.
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