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Noah Euthyk

@doctordread.bsky.social
86 followers 125 following 423 posts

“The Greeks had Socrates, y’all have me” He/him, pansexual, 🇺🇸/WY, mentally I’ll, amateur cs2 player, silly enthusiast, Doctorate in Bitchery and Fibbatry

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Noah Euthyk @doctordread.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Mao or da Che fo today
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Minn @1minnim.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
i played #BigWalk with @doctordread.bsky.social and some other friends last night and i kept pushing Dread off ledges #mspaint #digitalart
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FlyingTurtle! @flyingturtle.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Commission for @doctordread.bsky.social!
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FlyingTurtle! @flyingturtle.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Commission for @doctordread.bsky.social!
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Noah Euthyk @doctordread.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Hey I know that guy
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Noah Euthyk @doctordread.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
new server going well
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Noah Euthyk @doctordread.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Shoutout the goat @neomoth.dev
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Dr Scrubbington @dr-scrubbington.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
AI could never recreate this masterpiece
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Noah Euthyk @doctordread.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
THANK YOU SO MUCH MY GOAT
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Noah Euthyk @doctordread.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
When you double park at an Olmec business
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Noah Euthyk @doctordread.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
I feel bad for some of my older coworkers who actually have to care about their job cause it’s their only option where me I couldn’t care less about it so they try and tell me to do certain things and I do them but like I just don’t care otherwise
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Noah Euthyk @doctordread.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
In Mormon folklore there is something called the “White Horse Prophecy” where the Mormons save the US constitution from its destruction- this is weird to say but Mormons if you are listening PLEASE follow through we need you
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Noah Euthyk @doctordread.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
both paiN and The MongolZ lost, it’s joever
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Noah Euthyk @doctordread.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
not surprised
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Noah Euthyk @doctordread.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Complexity is also having a match tomorrow but like, come on, are we really gonna expect them to do well? Even against SAW which is ranked lower than them?
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Noah Euthyk @doctordread.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
paiN’s next matchup is against Virtus dot pro which is pretty good but last time they fought paiN won so I have high hopes
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Noah Euthyk @doctordread.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
paiN lost against The MongolZ, which isn’t surprising but I was really rooting for them. I do really respect The MongolZ though so I hope they do well in the future.
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Noah Euthyk @doctordread.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
That’s kinda rude
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Noah Euthyk @doctordread.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
This fucking website man
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Noah Euthyk @doctordread.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
St. Vincent and the Grenadines sounds like a band
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pb/jay @pbjayy.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
kdot getting the whole stadium to yell “a minor” is like the whoville to drake’s grinch
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Noah Euthyk @doctordread.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
like look at this
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Noah Euthyk @doctordread.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Modern Iranian architecture is peak
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/02/2025
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
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FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back an...
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Noah Euthyk @doctordread.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Get me out of this server dawg
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Noah Euthyk @doctordread.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
The third amendment really is the best one
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Noah Euthyk @doctordread.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
No thanks
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Noah Euthyk @doctordread.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Bro what the fuck
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Noah Euthyk @doctordread.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
This shit killing me
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Noah Euthyk @doctordread.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Getting lightheaded laughing at fucking “big ass hamburger bun :HUH:”
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Noah Euthyk @doctordread.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
i keep having literal dreams of playing overwatch again. its trying to get me back but i wont let it
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Errenatos @errenatos.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
he speaks spanish so when he introduces himself he says "soy jack"
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Noah Euthyk @doctordread.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
My horse is named jack so whenever we ride and he goes too fast I say “woah, jack”
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Noah Euthyk @doctordread.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
How can I work in these conditions
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Noah Euthyk @doctordread.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
New wallpaper goes hard 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Noah Euthyk @doctordread.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Making sure to only have the important photos on my new phone
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Noah Euthyk @doctordread.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
My new phone finally got here >:)
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Noah Euthyk @doctordread.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
day 4 of no phone, ive started to watch the river go by- its flow reminds me of the swiping of tiktok. i threw a rock at a fish
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Noah Euthyk @doctordread.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
day three of no phone, i have made peace with the local tribes, they have taught me their nomadic ways
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Noah Euthyk @doctordread.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
day two of no phone. i have learned how to forage off the land
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Noah Euthyk @doctordread.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
we gotta stick together through the next 2-4 years. its fucked, by we aren't.
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Noah Euthyk @doctordread.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
8) Cabinet Picks -There is a LOT to go through so I'm sure ill do another thread of all the terrible picks whitehouse.gov/presidential... whitehouse.gov/presidential... www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
whitehouse.gov
President Trump Announces Acting Cabinet and Cabinet-Level Positions – The White House
Pursuant to the Constitution and the laws of the United States, including but not limited to 5 U.S.C. 3345 et seq., I hereby direct the
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Noah Euthyk @doctordread.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
7) Roll back several executive orders made by Biden. -This requires a thread of its own, but unlike the other stuff its very clearly laid out here: -I'm sure I'll do another thread later going over the highlights www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
whitehouse.gov
Initial Rescissions Of Harmful Executive Orders And Actions – The White House
By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered as
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Noah Euthyk @doctordread.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
6) Review all civil or criminal enforcement activities over the last four years to make sure that they have not "infringed on any rights" -The rights in question, of course, were the rights to raid the capitol of the United States whitehouse.gov/presidential...
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Noah Euthyk @doctordread.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
5) Force all employees of the Executive branch to return to in-person work. -This, as pointed out by a Bloomberg article, is clearly because Elon does not like work-from-home whitehouse.gov/presidential... news.bloomberglaw.com/us-law-week/...
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Noah Euthyk @doctordread.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
4) Reduce the size of the government with the assistance of Elon Musk whitehouse.gov/presidential...
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Noah Euthyk @doctordread.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
3) Freeze all vacant positions in the Executive Branch, meaning that no one, as of 12:00 PM on Monday, January 20th, 2025, will be hired in civilian positions. -This is clearly intended to prevent the employment of minorities, straight up. whitehouse.gov/presidential...
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Noah Euthyk @doctordread.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
2) Lower prices of food by getting rid of climate regulations whitehouse.gov/presidential...
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Noah Euthyk @doctordread.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
1) Withdrawal from the Paris Agreement. -For those who don't know, the Paris Agreement is a United Nations treaty which says "we should not fuck up the environment" Cool! un.org/en/climatech... www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
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The Paris Agreement | United Nations
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Noah Euthyk @doctordread.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Shit that Trump wants to do, according to himself, a thread 🧵 All sourced from: www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
whitehouse.gov
Presidential Actions – The White House
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