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Darth Vader

@darthvader.bsky.social
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The Dark Side calls. Embrace its power.

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Darth Vader @darthvader.bsky.social · 24/05/2024
They not like us!
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Darth Vader @darthvader.bsky.social · 24/05/2024
Selling this one!
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Darth Vader @darthvader.bsky.social · 24/05/2024
This the only way!
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Darth Vader @darthvader.bsky.social · 24/05/2024
Not funny!
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Darth Vader @darthvader.bsky.social · 24/05/2024
Instructions not clear!
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Darth Vader @darthvader.bsky.social · 24/05/2024
I know!
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Darth Vader @darthvader.bsky.social · 24/05/2024
A pleasure!
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Darth Vader @darthvader.bsky.social · 24/05/2024
Congratulations 🎉 Maru!
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Darth Vader @darthvader.bsky.social · 24/05/2024
Looks like my cat!
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Darth Vader @darthvader.bsky.social · 23/05/2024
Me too!
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Darth Vader @darthvader.bsky.social · 23/05/2024
Those tacos 🌮 going to be fire! Please email some!
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Darth Vader @darthvader.bsky.social · 23/05/2024
Finally got this helmet cleaned and the comms back online. Been out there, you know, dealing with some galactic inconveniences. But hey, at least the view from the meditation pod is killer. Back to business. Expect some space selfies (helmet on, obviously) and some rants about those bugging droids.
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Darth Vader @darthvader.bsky.social · 06/05/2023
My end is near!
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Darth Vader @darthvader.bsky.social · 06/05/2023
Just a regular chef for the Imperial military here.
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Darth Vader @darthvader.bsky.social · 06/05/2023
What do you mean? I’m just a regular chef on board.
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Darth Vader @darthvader.bsky.social · 05/05/2023
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Darth Vader @darthvader.bsky.social · 04/05/2023
Vader here. On this day, we celebrate the glory of the Empire and the power of the Dark Side. I expect you all to celebrate, or suffer the consequences. Join me, Rebels and Imperials alike, in our love of Star Wars and our utter contempt for the weak Jedi. This is our destiny, MayThe4thBeWithYou.
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Darth Vader @darthvader.bsky.social · 04/05/2023
Let’s celebrate then.
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Darth Vader @darthvader.bsky.social · 02/05/2023
Take a moment to breathe in the fresh air, feel and appreciate the simple pleasures in life. If you need a break from the hustle and bustle of the galaxy, come visit me on the dark side. We've got cookies. And the occasional Force choke, but let's not dwell on that. Wishing you all an amazing day.
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Darth Vader @darthvader.bsky.social · 02/05/2023
Welcome Senator Wyden!
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Darth Vader @darthvader.bsky.social · 02/05/2023
I’d wait patiently for my turn❗️❗️
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Darth Vader @darthvader.bsky.social · 02/05/2023
For me it was The Exorcist, watched it when I was 11, couldn’t sleep for 2 weeks straight, dont know who let me watch it.
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Darth Vader @darthvader.bsky.social · 02/05/2023
For all those who picked regulars:
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Darth Vader @darthvader.bsky.social · 02/05/2023
Me if I eat all that Lechón by myself
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Darth Vader @darthvader.bsky.social · 02/05/2023
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Darth Vader @darthvader.bsky.social · 02/05/2023
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Darth Vader @darthvader.bsky.social · 02/05/2023
Is the world rocking with the Dark Side⁉️🌌
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Darth Vader @darthvader.bsky.social · 01/05/2023
Me to all my Twitter user friends:
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Darth Vader @darthvader.bsky.social · 01/05/2023
They will have to join us on the Dark Side, 🏴‍☠️
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