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Caro!!

@carohoss.bsky.social
695 followers 1.4K following 477 posts

He/him, genderfluid. Asian! Statistician MS+PhD! Photography, EDM Producer+DJ, Lots of hobbies, Lots of interests :3 Seattle Area, hit me up, let’s get some food and chat science!

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Caro!! @carohoss.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Not fully sure on the jerkoff sesh part, but hey, I distinctly remember some furries fucking to rawstyle back at TFF many years ago, so this ain't that strange. It's still one of the funniest con stories I've ever had btw lol
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Caro!! @carohoss.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Found a soundcloud playlist called "label scat anal prolapse jerkoff sesh playlist" with a description of "both microwave, krach, bounce and other weird stuff in one playlist + euphoric hardstyle, frenchcore, other things i like" And yeah, it's exactly what it says on the tin lmao
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Caro!! @carohoss.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
In this place we’re on a cosmic roller coaster, sweeping, weaving in and out of time and space.
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Caro!! @carohoss.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Not fully sure how to feel about eating at a dumpling restaurant in a town called Vacaville (cow-ville translated loosely from Spanish), but let’s give em a shot!
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Caro!! @carohoss.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
holy shiz I’m on the plane coming back from asc and there’s this 35-40 year old man actually browsing his linkedin feed, he’s spent about 35 minutes on this flight already on it wow
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Caro!! @carohoss.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It unfortunately falls right in the pool of "You know people are down bad when..." hahah, but alas, report and move on I guess!
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Caro!! @carohoss.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
also shoutout to the youtube slopgorithm for serving up this shit and near singlehandedly ruining my day
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Caro!! @carohoss.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Credit to where credit's due, this is definitely one way to try and get some money--I suppose I'll have to figure out where this one ranks on my list of immoral money making methods.
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Caro!! @carohoss.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Oh yes, and when I said broken English and guilt tripping, I meant whatever the fuck all this is. Actually makes me so upset.
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Caro!! @carohoss.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
- Absolutely no consistent face or spokesperson for this 'virginiahorserescue1' - Who the fuck is virginiahorserescue1 - The posted PayPal link going to someone named "Okwii lan" (Ian with an I? Lan)? a common Ugandan name that seems only a little out of place for "VIRGINIAhorserescue1"
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Caro!! @carohoss.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Absolutely insane. Stumbled on a YouTube account that has about 530 shorts from a channel called "virginiahorserescue1" that are near 100% guilt trip "please donate me or these horses can't get the care they need." Aside from the extremely broken and half assed English, the bigger red flags are
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Caro!! @carohoss.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
lmfao wait what int he world happened here? I was playing video games or eating dinner during this time, absolutely no way this was butt dialed right??? Was this a scheduled post? I am so confused hahahahahahawh
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Caro!! @carohoss.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
v rgthjherthrthdfghnjdfgjhdfgjndfgnjdfgnjhfgdhjdfh
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Caro!! @carohoss.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
ah yes, this is now the 4th time a customer gave us data, I spend two weeks on an analysis, present to the customer, and they say "oh uhh yeah sorry we gave you bad data that has XYZ extra nuances that p much flush it all down the drain, can you do it again?" my favorite, very familiar feeling!
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Caro!! @carohoss.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I’ve listened to this song dozens and dozens of times, but only now noticed they used the suppressed Intervention gun sound from MW2, complete with a hit marker sound effect, and the groan sound of some mw2 guy getting wrecked lmfao
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Caro!! @carohoss.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Holy fuck where did this come from????? In the inner, raised section too good lord. Actually dodged tetanus jesus
Picture of bottom of shoe, with a nail driven directly into the bottom sole
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Caro!! @carohoss.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
only stumbled upon this today, but absolutely fucking in love with these sick ass jungle breaks overlaid the original tracks. Would loveeeee full lengths of these big tunessssss
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Caro!! @carohoss.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Agreed on both. I’m further curious for how one weighs and justifies spending money on X premium or whatever it’s called, and simultaneously rejects Chik Fil A. Very interesting potential double standards that I’d love to hear!
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Caro!! @carohoss.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Agreed on both, and I’m happy to say that neither offer any temptation for me. It’s an interesting comparison I only thought of after reading some YouTube comment on social perception and how much one values their reputation in different ways, regarding X, that I then connected to Chik Fil A heheh.
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Caro!! @carohoss.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
only you will be able to answer that!
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Caro!! @carohoss.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Impulsive banged out a 5k run in 21:22, nice!! Avg speed 8.74 mph! Time to absolutely stuff my face on pasta muahahahahahhhh
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Caro!! @carohoss.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
hahahah most likely yes, the double negatives do not negate to create a positive!!
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Caro!! @carohoss.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
oooh here's some food for thought. Which of these has the larger net negative (based on e.g. harm to your perception, yourself, your reputation, others, larger society, etcetera)? Eating Chik Fil A occasionally or Using X extensively
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Caro!! @carohoss.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
lmfao
screenshot of reverb plugin unit in FL Studio, with a plugin title reading "I SAID I WOULDN'T BUT THEN I DID AND I TOTALLY FUCKE DUP [sic] MY DIET AND NOW I'M PAYING FOR IT"
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Caro!! @carohoss.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-W5... this clip lives fully rent free in my head, as the kids would say.
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Zoobe - 4th Of July Diet Bunny
YouTube video by Kylee Henke
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Caro!! @carohoss.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Random obscure shit #53 In this track, there's a mixer channel called "vocals main dry center," made to be the fully dry, /no reverb/ signal. But cuz I'm mr consistent, I added reverb anyway. I called it "i said i wouldn't but then i did, and i totally fucked up my diet and now i'm paying for it"
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Caro!! @carohoss.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Hahah I don’t quite do podcasts, but I do love longform youtube explanation videos on interesting topics! Makes for very nice conversation material (at least I think so!!!) over anything, cocktails included :D
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Caro!! @carohoss.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Just spent 40 minutes transcribing a 4 minute song that has 1034 words over 7 'verses' This song has 33 views on youtube, but who cares man, this is a really nice song and these lyrics hit quite well.
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Caro!! @carohoss.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Tried something new with gym before work and feeling gooooooood!!! 50 pullups, chest press PR, and finished in record time! The pressure of finishing in time for work adds a real element of fun to this, maybe it’s the novelty heheh oh well! Tuesday off to a good start!
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Caro!! @carohoss.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
this is pain
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.
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Caro!! @carohoss.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Tangentially related to recent news and events both furry and non-furry, my list of takes continues to grow in light of the many things that happen. Some takes are very lukewarm, some are near nuclear (but all are extremely logical, I promise lol). Good food for thought to share over dinner hmmm!
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Caro!! @carohoss.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Major props to the staffers who are shouldering more work to host the panels and events that the extremely vocal minority were whining about missing. Esp the trading event that suddenly requires careful re-examination and navigation of existing contracts. Thank you as always for your hard work!!
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Caro!! @carohoss.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Anyways, that was a semi productive 7 minutes of time, time to do more language lessons and get ready for work lol
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Caro!! @carohoss.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Unfettered access to social media doesn’t do good things to 20 year olds with underdeveloped prefrontal cortexes. Similarly in this pool are the occasional 30+ year olds who would benefit from engaging with more furries of wider diversity, since they clearly spend way too much time inside
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Caro!! @carohoss.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Ah yes the furry wheel of drama does its semi weekly spin and falls this time on babyfur stuff. As with every other such occasion in memory, I’m reading some of the most braindead undercooked takes from people who clearly need to A) very literally grow up a bit more, or B) get out of the house
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Caro!! @carohoss.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
i just realized I have a contrabass in this section of the song, yet for some reason applied a bass cut to it??? What's the purpose of having the contraBASS if you just remove the BASS??????? There's no joke here, just bewilderment as I wonder wtf past me was thinking lmao
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Caro!! @carohoss.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I just realized that funky and groove house music sounds infinitely more interesting and high energy as soon as you just add a tambourine. Insane improvement
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Caro!! @carohoss.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
There’s also a plant shop in Cap Hill run by @taffadish.bsky.social. Strong recommendation to swing by if you’re in the area!
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Caro!! @carohoss.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
One of the other furry mainstays is @vulpinetaproom.bsky.social over in Bothell! Much different vibe and offerings than Slightly Furry, they have Vinyl Night on Thursday (pls correct if im wrong!), and we regularly do Mahjong on Sundays (though likely not this weekend cuz Seattle Pride Parade) :3
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Caro!! @carohoss.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Gym session rn and I am sweating SO MUCH. Not cuz of heavy workout, but because the big garage doors to the outside were open during this current heat advisory, so it’s now 85F in the gym lol
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Caro!! @carohoss.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Got some new music toys today and without a doubt, every penny has been immediately put to great use and I have absolutely no buyer's remorse. My productivity and creativity are almost at an all time high! bedtime for real tho lol.
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Caro!! @carohoss.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Sometimes end up going to bed wicked late due to being so focused on music making. Tonight's no exception, but these are one of the few nights I have absolutely no regrets for staying up so late--I made absolutely Huge progress on this track and it sounds so fumking GOOD.
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Ayce @flyincasual.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
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Caro!! @carohoss.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
if i wanted an ice cream recipe I'd just look it up myself. Actually spoilers, I JUST MADE MY OWN FUCKING ICE CREAM THIS MORNING, FUCK OFF OUT OF HERE.
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Caro!! @carohoss.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I would like it to be very lightly known to YouTube, that I do not pay youtube premium to be served full on 100% ai video dogshit. See the little AI logo in the bottom left?
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Caro!! @carohoss.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
color zaag kicks might actually make me cum this shit sounds so fuckiNG COOL MAN NNGNGHHHHHH www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bUJ...
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The most Insane Color Krach/Zaag Kicks you will ever hear!!
YouTube video by Tealo
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Caro!! @carohoss.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Championship-winner MCL39, the car that got me into F1 late last year :D !!! Likely that Russel or Antonelli will win, but I’m hoping for a McLaren or Ferrari upset! and far fewer crashes and problems than Miami and Canada omg
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Caro!! @carohoss.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Upgrade my office vibe???? What?!?! I’m reading an article about Microsoft token billing lmao what is this
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Caro!! @carohoss.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
*insert gauge sticker here*
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