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Matthew R Francis

@bowlerhatscience.org
4.2K followers 704 following 33K posts

Science writer, journalist, physicist, hat man, cat man, queer. I do not use AI for anything, and block AI proponents on sight. Pfp by @makinaro.com Signal: BowlerHatScience.51

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Matthew R Francis @bowlerhatscience.org · 27/09/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula 🦇
the world is a vampire
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Matthew R Francis @bowlerhatscience.org · 27/09/2026
she snorr
a stripey brown white and orange cat curled into a tight ball, fast asleep
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Matthew R Francis @bowlerhatscience.org · 26/09/2026
apparently it's international rabbit day. Here are my sister-in-law's buns
a caramel-colored rabbit cuddled against a larger black rabbit. Both rabbits' ears are high and listening, and their postures are relaxed. They are alert for treats.
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Matthew R Francis @bowlerhatscience.org · 25/09/2026
Can't find no work, can't find no job, my friend Money's tighter than it's ever been! Say man, I just don't understand What's going on across this land!
porg singing Marvin Gaye
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Matthew R Francis @bowlerhatscience.org · 24/09/2026
On a gravel road about a mile down There's an old farmhouse with a fence around Windows're broke, the roof is fallin' in It's never gonna be a home again Like shutters in the wind, I'm holdin' on but everything gets gone!
porg singing William Elliott Whitmore
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Matthew R Francis @bowlerhatscience.org · 24/09/2026
on the other hand, nobody would mistake Callisto for anything but a genetic mutant of the highest pedigree
a stripey brown white and orange cat in the process of washing her face
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Matthew R Francis @bowlerhatscience.org · 24/09/2026
somebody online *insisted* that Nebula is some variety of rare Thai royal cat breed, when she's obviously a purebred moggy of the American goober variety.
a small gray cat with golden eyes, caught in the act of playing with an orange ball
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Matthew R Francis @bowlerhatscience.org · 24/09/2026
George Booth cartoon: a woman in a big hat and dress blowing in the wind saying to the dog in her arms, "I call this spot Templeton's End, because this is where I dumped Old Templeton into the bog—Newport wheelchair and all."
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Matthew R Francis @bowlerhatscience.org · 22/09/2026
appropriate timeline serendipity from @allochthonous.bsky.social & @infinitescream.bsky.social
screenshot of consecutive posts: first showing a graph indicating that the controls over gasoline prices may no longer be able to hold the at-the-pump costs down even at the high place they are, and Infinite Scream saying "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH"
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Matthew R Francis @bowlerhatscience.org · 21/09/2026
Poe from "Rise of Skywalker" saying "somehow, Monday returned" with an appropriately dejected look on his face
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Matthew R Francis @bowlerhatscience.org · 20/09/2026
I found a picture of the evolutionary ancestors of the streetlights
art of a cross-eyed stunned-looking opossum with angel wings
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Matthew R Francis @bowlerhatscience.org · 19/09/2026
"now that's what I call eugenics" rendered in the style of the ubiquitous "now that's what I call music" anthologies
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Matthew R Francis @bowlerhatscience.org · 18/09/2026
"Now that's what I call Eugenics" in the style of the ubiquitous "now that's what I call music" anthologies
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Matthew R Francis @bowlerhatscience.org · 16/09/2026
Ice cube in a dark drink shines like starlight The moon is floating somewhere out at sea I'm an island in a blur of noise and color Alcatraz, St. Helena, Patmos, and the Château d'If
porg singing Bruce Cockburn
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Matthew R Francis @bowlerhatscience.org · 16/09/2026
you know shit's real when I have to get Onslow's favorite book off the shelf
"Principles of condensed matter physics" by Chaikin & Lubensky
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Matthew R Francis @bowlerhatscience.org · 15/09/2026
James Carville, tho
Withers the friendly lich from "Baldur's Gate 3", a noseless corpse held together with gold wires, with caption "Democratic Consultant James Carville"
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Matthew R Francis @bowlerhatscience.org · 09/09/2026
an large bugge dropped this on my front porch, @premeemohamed.com
Premee Mohamed's newest book "Wickhills"
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Matthew R Francis @bowlerhatscience.org · 08/09/2026
happy Star Trek Day!
Centauri from "The Last Starfighter" saying "May the force be with you!"- Mr. Spock
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Matthew R Francis @bowlerhatscience.org · 08/09/2026
panel from "Nancy" by Caroline Cash, showing Nancy, the artist, Olivia Jaimes (who looks like the Unibomer), and Sluggo holding hands and wearing big smiles. The banner reads "how life is when you don't read the comments"
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Matthew R Francis @bowlerhatscience.org · 08/09/2026
panel from "Questionable Content" by Jeph Jacques, showing May (a blue-skinned blue-haired robot) saying angrily "TODAY IS SHIT FROM A BUTT AND I HOPE IT DIES IN A TOILET"
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Matthew R Francis @bowlerhatscience.org · 06/09/2026
the cover for They Might Be Giants' album "Join Us" with a hot pink monster truck hearse, but the band name has been replaced with "maybe it will happen today"
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Matthew R Francis @bowlerhatscience.org · 05/09/2026
I nominate
Callisto, a stripey brown white and orange cat, lounging on a pillow and looking up because her human is taking her picture instead of petting herNebula, a small gray cat, reaching out her paw to grab a white ball
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Matthew R Francis @bowlerhatscience.org · 04/09/2026
she's very violent, as befits a cat suitable for a man
a small gray cat with golden eyes, preparing to pounce on a crocheted eyeball. Around her are a catnip banana and a catnip stick of dynamite.
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Matthew R Francis @bowlerhatscience.org · 04/09/2026
got one o' them already
a gray cat with golden eyes lying in breadloaf position on a bench, staring at me
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Matthew R Francis @bowlerhatscience.org · 04/09/2026
busy outlining
a notebook page full of my terrible handwriting, with a Dunkleosteus toy on top of it, a mechanical pencil in its mouth. In the background you can see a box of 64 crayons. I am very professional.
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Matthew R Francis @bowlerhatscience.org · 03/09/2026
holy crap today's "Dumbing of Age" is a whole mood, @damnyouwillis.bsky.social www.dumbingofage.com/comic/tireda...
panel from "Dumbing of Age" by David Willis, showing Dina (a diminutive Asian-American woman in a dinosaur hat) looking grumpy and saying "I am TIRED and I am ANGRY and I will EXPRESS MYSELF APPROPRIATELY!"
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Matthew R Francis @bowlerhatscience.org · 02/09/2026
I forgot I bought this (reproduction) postcard a while ago (cc @catsofyore.bsky.social )
postcard with an old photograph of a (calico?) cat sitting on a stool wearing a dunce cap. The caption reads "the pride of the school". The postcard doesn't indicate the year of the original photo, if known.
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Matthew R Francis @bowlerhatscience.org · 01/09/2026
my cat Pascal of beloved memory would sniff my coffee every day and recoil
a large black and white cat with a pink nose (which has a dark freckle on it), looking imperiously at the camera because I was taking his picture instead of petting him
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Matthew R Francis @bowlerhatscience.org · 01/09/2026
rabbit rabbit
two rabbits lying pressed against each other, the smaller one is caramel colored with smooth fur, the larger one has black fluffy fur. Both have ears up and alert.
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Matthew R Francis @bowlerhatscience.org · 30/08/2026
a very partial stack of books I'm referring to for my own book proposal
a stack of 12 books, some my own, some from the library
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Matthew R Francis @bowlerhatscience.org · 28/08/2026
oh fuck no die die die die die die die
screenshot of the account @anthropicbot.bsky.social that reposts tweets from the Anthropic "AI" company that is helping wreck the world and accelerate fascism
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Matthew R Francis @bowlerhatscience.org · 27/08/2026
I had to do it
Avengers Doomsday poster with Doctor Doom and text "Maybe it will happen today"
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Matthew R Francis @bowlerhatscience.org · 27/08/2026
good morning
panel from Dumbing of Age by David Willis, showing Walky (a young mixed-race man) saying "I got to see boobies."
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Matthew R Francis @bowlerhatscience.org · 25/08/2026
She continues to be aloof and unfriendly
a large stripey brown white and orange cat sitting on my chest and attempting to stick her head inside my mouth
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Matthew R Francis @bowlerhatscience.org · 25/08/2026
It's CALLISTO DAY! Eight years ago today, a very fuzzy stripey mutant glommed onto me at the shelter and refused to let go. As you can see, she had a hard time adjusting to being a housecat.
Callisto on her first day at home: a stripey brown white and orange cat flopped out on her side, belly and chin exposed, showing her pink toes
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Matthew R Francis @bowlerhatscience.org · 25/08/2026
the princess in question
a small gray cat with intense golden eyes and silver paws, crouched next to a bright yellow ball
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Matthew R Francis @bowlerhatscience.org · 24/08/2026
my officemate is not contributing anything today, I'm filing a complaint with HR
a small gray cat sleeping on a bench by a sunny window, one eye half open and her back feet sticking over the edge of the bench in a particularly ridiculous way. Just a ridiculous cat all around.
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Matthew R Francis @bowlerhatscience.org · 24/08/2026
children's show host Ms. Rachel and New York Mayor Zohran Mamdani singing a song to kids and pretending to cry "wah wah wah"
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Matthew R Francis @bowlerhatscience.org · 24/08/2026
"Maybe It Will Happen Today" rendered in the style of those ubiquitous "Now That's What I Call Music" anthologies
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Matthew R Francis @bowlerhatscience.org · 23/08/2026
anyway
"Now That's What I Call Eugenics" rendered in the style of the ubiquitous "Now That's What I Call Music" anthologies
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Matthew R Francis @bowlerhatscience.org · 20/08/2026
mural of white radical abolitionist John Brown, depicted as a giant bearded figure with a rifle in one hand and bible in the other. The caption reads "heritage not hate"
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Matthew R Francis @bowlerhatscience.org · 18/08/2026
hot pink monster truck hearse from the They Might Be Giants album "Join Us", with the band name replaced with "maybe it will happen today"
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Matthew R Francis @bowlerhatscience.org · 17/08/2026
hey remember when Pinker blocked everyone who shared this picture? (TW: horrible human beings)
convicted sex trafficker of children Jeffrey Epstein, with his good buddies physicist Lawrence Krauss and philosopher Stephen Pinker, who is currently trying to make money off the suicide of a Black academic
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Matthew R Francis @bowlerhatscience.org · 14/08/2026
my local bookshop shelf features "Side Quested" right up front! @alepresser.com @kbspangler.com (photos as promised)
display shelf recommending books to read along with your favorite cartoonClose-up of shelf of recommended books suggesting "Side Quested" by KB Spangler and Ale Presser if you like the show "Owl House"
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Matthew R Francis @bowlerhatscience.org · 13/08/2026
post a meme made by you
mural of white radical abolitionist John Brown, depicted as a giant bearded figure with a rifle in one hand and a bible in the other. The text reads "Heritage not hate"
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Matthew R Francis @bowlerhatscience.org · 13/08/2026
Nebula finally discovered the sunny window in my office
a small gray cat with intense golden eyes lounging on a bench next to a sunny window. She eyes the camera suspiciously.
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Matthew R Francis @bowlerhatscience.org · 11/08/2026
I'M ALREADY HERE I JUST NEED AN AGENT
portrait by Maki Naro, showing me wearing my signature black bowler hat
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Matthew R Francis @bowlerhatscience.org · 11/08/2026
me and my friends
a row of LEGO minifigs: a Mindflayer, some sort of sorcerer with an eyeball on a staff, a LEGO version of me with a bowler hat and lute, a bard with a rapier and lute, and an aarakocra (a humanoid eagle) with a bow and arrow
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Matthew R Francis @bowlerhatscience.org · 10/08/2026
"now that's what I call eugenics" in the graphic design style of the "now that's what I call music" anthologies
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Matthew R Francis @bowlerhatscience.org · 10/08/2026
Wash away my ugly sin! Opposing thumb! Dorsal fin! That monkey died for my grin! Bring my happy back again!
porg singing R.E.M.
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