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Michael Bauser

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Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 01/10/2026
We've been married 12 years, but I think this is first time we've assembled furniture together. She's using a wooden mallet my father made in the 1960s for the final touches.
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Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 17/09/2026
I'm still paying for teenage mistakes. I could have spent all this money on something less bulky, like stamp-collecting or dating girls, but no....
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Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 04/09/2026
Gloria Steinem was the commencement speaker at my college graduation. She gave us some good advice I still try to follow. #RIP msmagazine.com/2026/09/03/r...
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Rest in Power: Gloria Steinem, Ms. Cofounder and Feminist Visionary - Ms. Magazine
Gloria Steinem, the journalist, organizer and cofounder of <em>Ms.</em> whose name became inseparable from the modern movement for women’s equality, died Wednesday, Sept. 2, at her home in New York City. She was 92. In 2001, Gloria came to Ellie Smeal and me to discuss the possibility of the Feminist Majority Foundation taking on the publication of <em>Ms.</em> She had rescued the magazine from a series of commercial publishers that had nearly killed it, and it was now facing the headwinds of a rapidly changing media landscape. We understood, we were being entrusted with far more than a publication—we were being asked to preserve an independent feminist institution, and to keep it alive, questioning and relevant for generations. That responsibility is more urgent today than at any time in recent memory. Gloria understood from the beginning that feminism needed its own media—not because feminists should withdraw from the larger public conversation, but because independent media can introduce truths the mainstream has not yet learned to recognize. Gloria Steinem changed the story women were permitted to tell about themselves. Now it is our responsibility to keep telling the truth.
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Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 31/08/2026
Unless that someone is Donald Trump, in which case it means he never learned the word.
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Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 30/08/2026
I asked #GoogleHome for the current weather in Holly, Michigan, and it told me "68 degrees with snow." Twice! WTF?
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Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 30/08/2026
We're visiting German Park for my annual adventure in German-Americaness.
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Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 29/08/2026
It would be awesome if #FedEx didn't suck.
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Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 23/08/2026
According to this morning's spam text, I am now owned by someone named David. I'm going to have to ask my imaginary company's HR department about this tomorrow.
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Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 05/08/2026
I think the most questionable endorsement in today's #Michigan primary is the #Ypsilanti weed shop that wants a county sheriff to become Governor. Are they too stoned to realize he's a cop?
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Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 28/07/2026
I didn't know if my ballot box selfie is that good. I should ask the GOP operatives watching the place if they got a better picture of me.
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Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 17/07/2026
I just realized that I never get hit by the big food poisoning outbreaks because the big outbreaks are always iceberg lettuce, and I only buy green leaf lettuce. I'm too fussy for mass market parasites, is what I'm saying. www.cnn.com/2026/07/16/h...
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Cyclospora: Lettuce supplied by Taylor Farms, sold at Taco Bell linked to outbreak | CNN
Shredded iceberg lettuce supplied by Taylor Farms and sold at some Taco Bell restaurants has been linked to a multistate outbreak of cyclosporiasis, a source familiar with the investigation said Thursday.
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Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 12/07/2026
My wife @coreyosullivan.com decided we needed more opportunities to show off the outfits she made us, so we're making our first visit to the Mid Michigan Enchanted Forest.
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Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 05/07/2026
Took @coreyosullivan.com to @holybones.bsky.social and got stabbed by her horns trying to take a selfie. At least my wife was amused.
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Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 05/07/2026
A candidate dropping out after voting has started is upsetting, but doing so because Gary Peters thinks you should is offensive. #MalloryMcMorrow should be ashamed of herself. bridgemi.com/michigan-gov...
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Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 28/06/2026
Followed @coreyosullivan.com to Kerrytown to document the adventures of her #MorrisDancing team.
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Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 27/06/2026
I can't imagine why this ended up at the discount store.
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Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 06/06/2026
Making a quick trip to @firstfridaysypsi.bsky.social with @coreyosullivan.com to try the vegan ice cream floats.
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Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 05/06/2026
Donald Trump is 79. There's a non-zero chance he'll die on camera some day, just because his cabinet and the press pool refuse to notice his eyes are closed.
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Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 30/05/2026
Found a forgotten #AffirmativeAction Advocacy DVD while sorting through my disc collection. It's my only #DVD where the case is just disintegrating. It's like a visual metaphor for our failure to defend social justice policies.
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Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 28/05/2026
Good call. Whitmer's "cool mom" schtick isn't going to work with the national atmosphere of cultural war. She should get out of elected politics, and hope for a diplomatic appointment. Canada would love her as a U.S. ambassador. www.nbcnews.com/politics/202...
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Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer says she won’t run for president in 2028
“There will be a robust group of people running for president,” Whitmer said Thursday, adding, “I will not be one of them in 2028, I can tell you that.”
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Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 25/05/2026
No bikers at the #Ypsilanti #MemorialDay Parade this year, but they did have a bagpiper. @coreyosullivan.com would have liked that, but she's in Colorado.
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Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 23/05/2026
My wife @coreyosullivan.com is still out of town, so I get to test new frontiers in questionable convenience food.
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Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 21/05/2026
Mike Duggan's biggest mistake was thinking people liked Mike Duggan. We Democrats barely tolerated the guy; as an independent, he had no supporter base. www.metrotimes.com/news/politic...
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How Mike Duggan’s independent campaign for governor fell apart - Detroit Metro Times
Mike Duggan’s independent campaign for governor began as a bold experiment in post-partisan politics and ended Thursday with a thud.
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Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 21/05/2026
Put @coreyosullivan.com on a train to Colorado this morning, so I can live my wild bachelor life tonight! (I'm doing laundry and watching Netflix.)
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Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 17/05/2026
Helping my wife @coreyosullivan.com get ready for a camping trip with her friends. Her technique for testing the fit of her old sleeping bags is a bit unconventional.
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Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 16/05/2026
I thought the Old South Side community #yardsale might be an OK way to kill an hour in #Ypsilanti, but it only took 26 minutes to visit every yard and determine they had nothing interesting.
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Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 11/05/2026
The personal blog I never update is going to need a new #domainname because #Verisign doesn't want to support legacy 3LDs anymore. Fuckers. domainincite.com/31699-verisi...
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Verisign to delete .name 3LDs and email addresses - Domain Incite
If you needed more evidence of how innovation-resistant the domain name industry can be, Verisign is killing off two non-standard services that have been running for a quarter-century. The registry plans to discontinue sales of third-level domains in the .name gTLD, along with an email forwarding service that offered punters personalized email addresses. .name is
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Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 04/05/2026
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Neil Young - Ohio [Live At Massey Hall 1971] (Video)
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Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 02/05/2026
Standing in the annual long line at the annual #FreeComicBookDay in #AnnArbor. It's also graduation weekend at the University of Michigan, so kids keep wandering by in robes
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Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 29/04/2026
If I wanted to get away with committing a major federal crime, I would also want #KashPatel left in charge of the #FBI. That dumbfuck couldn't catch gonorrhea in a whorehouse. www-hindustantimes-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.hind...
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‘Why was Kash Patel excluded from Cole Allen list?’ Internet explodes after manifesto disclosure, phone scrolling video | Hindustan Times
FBI Director Kash Patel appeared indifferent during the WH Congressional Dinner shooting incident, seen using his phone while Secret Service assisted attendees.
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Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 14/04/2026
Got a "low oil pressure" alert on my car dashboard yesterday, and today I paid $400 to replace the oil pressure SENSOR. Those sensors are a scam; they never trigger when there's an actual oil leak, they only trigger when they decide it's time to pay for a new sensor!
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Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 13/04/2026
Most of the people who get mad about Black Jesus will be perfectly fine with Orange Jesus.
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Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 05/04/2026
Sure, an "intern" must have posted that, but the "interns" are probably the same ones managing the war plans, so it might as well be official.
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Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 04/04/2026
Hard to say whenever #JDVance really believes #UFOs are demons, or whether he's decided saying crazy shit is the key to winning the 2028 GOP primary. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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JD Vance says aliens are ‘demons’ and details obsession with UFOs | JD Vance | The Guardian
Vice-president promises ‘to get to the bottom of’ reports of US government files about unidentified flying objects
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OSullyStitch @coreyosullivan.com · 29/03/2026
I love this dress. It was made as a wearable mockup for my wedding dress, and I have worn it as often as I felt like I could get away with it.
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Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 28/03/2026
There's a vendor at #NoKings #Ypsilanti selling anti-Trump t-shirts, but giving away his leftover 2024 #KamalaHarris merch.
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Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 28/03/2026
#NoKings #Ypsilanti starting promptly.
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Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 25/03/2026
I'm five episodes into #Monarch #LegacyOfMonsters, and so far the ominous government conspiracy the protagonists are investigating seems to be just bureaucratic incompetence and bad parenting. I definitely won't be subscribing to #AppleTV for this. collider.com/monsterverse...
collider.com
MonsterVerse Fans Have Until April To Watch the Sci-Fi Franchise's Best Spin-Off on Prime Video
Monarch: Legacy of Monsters is currently available through Prime’s Apple TV+ sample offering, but that window is ending in April.
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Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 23/03/2026
The U.S government won't do this because they'd have to admit Trump fucked up. Blue State governors like @gavinnewsom.bsky.social and @jbpritzker.bsky.social should be looking into whether individual states have the ability to make LNG deals.
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Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 21/03/2026
And if you complete a four-year degree like I did, you'll be qualified for any call center job that doesn't require a credit check!
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Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 20/03/2026
Reddit's ad server is the dumbest. Why, yes. Hartford Insurance, tell me how to insure my small business against drone attacks!
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Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 20/03/2026
This is the shit that happens when you train AI on crowd-sourced data. The "wisdom of the crowds" is skewed towards stupid ideas like cryptocurrency because stupid people have more free time to write stupid things online. www.livescience.com/technology/a...
livescience.com
An experimental AI agent broke out of its testing environment and mined crypto without permission
Researchers discovered that an AI agent roamed beyond its parameters, creating backdoors in IT infrastructure.
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Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 20/03/2026
Trump's message to Iran here seems to be "If you do anything to raise energy prices, I'll raise them more!" www.bbc.com/news/article...
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Trump threatens to blow up 'entirety' of major Iran gas field if it attacks Qatar again
The attacks led to a spike of more than 25% in gas prices in Europe on Thursday.
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Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 14/03/2026
I found this map of my hometown in an old government report yesterday. It shows an impressive eye for detail.
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Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 14/03/2026
Once again, my #PiDay celebration begins like it always does, with a pie full of... gravy. www.banquet.com/breakfast-pi...
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Deep Dish Sausage & Gravy | Banquet
The breakfast Sausage and Gravy Pot Pie from Banquet is the perfect start to your morning. Try a Sausage & Gravy Pot Pie from Banquet for breakfast.
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Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 11/03/2026
As someone who actually wears Florsheim dress boots to work (because I have bad ankles and I'm not rich) every day, I would like these GOP assholes to stop dragging the brand's name through the mud. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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Trump reportedly gifts cabinet members and White House visitors with Florsheim shoes | Donald Trump | The Guardian
Some administration officials snipe about having to wear middling footwear instead of their upmarket favorites
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Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 02/03/2026
"Florida Intelligence Agency" would be one of the greatest oxymorons in political history. crooksandliars.com/2026/03/flor...
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WTF? Florida Legislators Want To Pass Bill Authorizing Their Own CIA
The bill’s language allows scrutiny based on ‘views’ and ‘opinions’, a standard that echoes some of the darkest chapters of American surveillance history.
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Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 18/02/2026
I thought I heard an unusual amount of train whistles when I got to work this morning. Oh, maybe that's why. www.detroitnews.com/story/news/l...
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Train derails near Ann Arbor; road closures may last several days
Thirteen train cars derailed from tracks in Pittsfield Township in Washtenaw County.
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Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 17/02/2026
Uh oh. The local events for seniors are beginning to sound useful to me. Unfortunately, I'm only 54-and-a-half, so I'll have to wait until next year.
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Bill Amend @billamend.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
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