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Albion @albion.seascale.net · 18/06/2026

Any suspiciously wealthy furry want to turn up to the next confuzzled in Mr Blobby?

An online news article stating the original Mr bobby costume is going up for auction

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Albion @albion.seascale.net · 21/04/2026

I have never seen central London so utterly devoid of lime bikes tonight. Everyone avoided the strikes by riding home

A map of the strand, showing barely any lime bikes

A map of the city of London, showing only two bikes in the entire city

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Albion @albion.seascale.net · 25/12/2025

Not quite 7 days later, but close.

Westminster bridge on Christmas day morning, mostly empty

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Albion @albion.seascale.net · 05/12/2025

Regent street looking good

A wet Regents street in London at night, with Christmas lights up

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Albion @albion.seascale.net · 03/12/2025

Get the zimmerframe out lads 👴

Spotify wrapped showing that my "Listening age" is 60

Spotify wrapped showing my top genres, that being 1. Classic rock 2. New wave 3. Synth wave 4. Indie 5. Boogie

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Albion @albion.seascale.net · 04/11/2025

Tonight, a driver didn't switch on the regular lights on one of the new BYD buses, and it created the most vibiest night bus I have ever eeen

A dark bus with no lighting other than red moos lighting

The same bus at the front, showing the lighting

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Albion @albion.seascale.net · 09/09/2025

"Automate the railways to avoid strikes" gang when the automated railway goes on strike as well

A tfl status update showing that the DLR is closed

A tube map showing almost all lines are closed

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Albion @albion.seascale.net · 22/08/2025

Lime bikes only do this when they're very very stressed 💔

A group of lime bikes parked up, with one of them upside down

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Albion @albion.seascale.net · 05/06/2025

How do I let bro know his bus ain't coming 💔

A bird perched ontop of a London bus stop, the bus stop says that it is closed

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Albion @albion.seascale.net · 03/06/2025

Some incredible graffiti under the blackwall tunnel approach road

Graffiti on a concrete column that says "Stop Brain rot, Ban insta reels, Stay Skibidi"

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Albion @albion.seascale.net · 27/05/2025

First time I've seen a self driving car today, and of course, it's blocking the bike box at a set of lights 🙄

A picture of a self driving "Wayve" car on a street in London, blocking a bicycle box

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Albion @albion.seascale.net · 28/04/2025

It seems to come around faster and faster every year- merry Ed Balls day to those who celebrate

A tweet from Ed Balls that says "Ed balls"

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Albion @albion.seascale.net · 25/04/2025

*Alien space craft noise intensifies*

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Albion @albion.seascale.net · 11/04/2025

A lot of buildings I work in have these mini dioramas in their Lobbies from when they where under construction and it just makes me think how dope they'd be for macro fursuit photos

A photo of a miniature model of a modern building complex

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Albion @albion.seascale.net · 01/04/2025

Hilarious April fools from TfL

A London underground status board showing "good service on all lines"

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Albion @albion.seascale.net · 21/02/2025

Honestly, I like it simply because of how uniquely shit it is. I do love that about London skyscrapers tho, they're all so weird and unique. Like the gherkin, the pregnant lady, the scalpel, the cheese grater, they're all so fuckin weird. I'm glad we don't just have a tonne of glass rectangles

A picture of the walkie talkie skyscraper in London, taken from the ground at night

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Albion @albion.seascale.net · 21/02/2025

Was on a call out at 2am last night, after I finished decided to go for a stroll through a very quiet london

A view of the city of London, taken from tower bridge at night

Another view of the city of London, taken from tower bridge at night

A view of the approach to tower bridge from the south

A completely empty tower bridge, with one car on it

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Albion @albion.seascale.net · 03/01/2025

Fun fact: the 10th Least used railway station in the 1999-2000 period was.... Kings Cross St Pancras! Not sure why but 83 tickets where sold to a combined KX-SP despite data existing in the millions of enteries for both of these stations seperately. Data goof I guess

A table of the least used uk rail stations in 1999-2000, showing 'Kings cross-St Pancras at number 10

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Albion @albion.seascale.net · 25/12/2024

Entering my Barry, 63 arc

A photo of me holding a wetherspoons gift card

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Albion @albion.seascale.net · 23/12/2024

There's a bunch of others elsewhere!!

A telephone box with a bi pride flag painted on it

A telephone box with a pan pride flag painted on it

A telephone box with a wlw pride flag painted on it

A telephone box with a intersex(?) pride flag painted on it

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Albion @albion.seascale.net · 23/12/2024

And don't worry my ace friends! Theres a box for you too 💙

A British telephone box painted in the asexual pride flag colours

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Albion @albion.seascale.net · 23/12/2024

What if... What if we passionately made out inside the mlm telephone box?? Haha just kidding! ... Unless?

A British telephone box that has been painted in the man - loving - man pride flag colours.

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Albion @albion.seascale.net · 26/11/2024

After so many years of discussion... Finally happening You love to see it

An advertising board on a tube station platform showing that the London overground will be split up into multiple different lines

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Albion @albion.seascale.net · 18/11/2024

I'm all for people's right to protest but this seems a little bit extreme even for farmers 🤣

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Albion @albion.seascale.net · 14/11/2024

I went to ride Metrolink today! I've gotta ask, why are there so many temporary speed restrictions around the network?? Is there a big maintenance issue going on?

Two Manchester Metrolink trams, with the photo taken from another tram

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Albion @albion.seascale.net · 31/10/2024

Dressing as my favourite train for dergo-ween This incredible piece was made by @mroble.bsky.social

A quadruped blue dragon (Albion) wearing a Halloween costume which is a big cardboard train. He looks very happy.

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Albion @albion.seascale.net · 23/10/2024

Me when I'm up north and northern rail cancels the next 2 trains so I have a 3 hour wait Vs Me when I have to wait 7 minutes for the next tube train in london

A frame from SpongeBob with a fish standing around looking bored

A picture of the ex-youtuber filthy frank crying whilst holding a gun to his mouth

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Albion @albion.seascale.net · 18/10/2024

A 455 and it's replacement

Two trains travelling around a curve next to each other. One is a British rail class 455 and the other is a class 701 "Arterio"

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Albion @albion.seascale.net · 16/10/2024

Friend shaped - imported from all the way across the pond

An Amtrak charger train plush, pointing at a monitor with an image of the same plush

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Albion @albion.seascale.net · 29/01/2024

We should start putting marbles on checkerboards again

The artist album cover for "Modern talking"

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Albion @albion.seascale.net · 07/11/2023

Oh shit oh fuck they short formed the Piccadilly line train

A Piccadilly line underground train which is far shorter then the regular length. It only has 3 carriages

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Albion @albion.seascale.net · 05/10/2023

Can't stop spending hours decorating my OpenTTD saves like a model railway

A screenshot of the game OpenTTD, showing two railway lines, one of them is abandoned and overgrown

A screenshot of the game OpenTTD, showing a beach seaside resort

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Albion @albion.seascale.net · 25/09/2023

Well I'm glad it's not 4 Naan because that'd be insane.

A store window advertising a deal for 3 naan bread

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Albion @albion.seascale.net · 14/09/2023

You can't post about working with chloroform a day after posting this 🤣 you'll end up on a watch list

A previous tweet from Cronic showing a lot of duct tape

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Albion @albion.seascale.net · 09/09/2023

Me and my friends discovered a mod for computercraft which lets you just straight up play YouTube videos. So we just spend the next hour flipping between watching look around you & shit tier memes on a stunning 5 pixel display in Minecraft. Amazing.