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Accidental CISO

@accidentalciso.net
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I accidentally became the CISO. I didn't want this job, but the job chose me. I'm scared, and I want to go home. www.accidentalciso.net

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Accidental CISO @accidentalciso.net · 14h
If your CISO isn't interesting, you have the wrong person.
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Accidental CISO @accidentalciso.net · 23/09/2026
I recently joined the GRC Engineering Club and volunteered for a local leadership role to help build our chapter. If you are a GRC nerd and want to learn about GRC engineering, check it out.
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Accidental CISO @accidentalciso.net · 23/09/2026
Just one, eh?
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Accidental CISO @accidentalciso.net · 17/09/2026
My strategy is to make my living working on boring Cybersecurity problems.
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Accidental CISO @accidentalciso.net · 16/09/2026
Don't feel bad about reporting something that seems off. It isn't an inconvenience. It's our job to check it out.
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Accidental CISO @accidentalciso.net · 14/09/2026
Look, you pay me to be paranoid. If I'm not worried about this, you definitely shouldn't be.
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Accidental CISO @accidentalciso.net · 12/09/2026
That gal that does those face dance videos.
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Accidental CISO @accidentalciso.net · 12/09/2026
Well, shoot! We’ll miss you! Hopefully I’ll get to see you next year.
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Accidental CISO @accidentalciso.net · 12/09/2026
Napster + text pagers 🤣🤷‍♂️
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Accidental CISO @accidentalciso.net · 11/09/2026
In theory, yes. Nodes relay the packets they hear to other nodes within range.
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Accidental CISO @accidentalciso.net · 11/09/2026
Off grid messaging. Sort of ham radio-ish.
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Accidental CISO @accidentalciso.net · 10/09/2026
I've been looking forward to Blue Team Con all year, and it's finally almost here! Hitting the road to Chicago in the morning!
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Accidental CISO @accidentalciso.net · 10/09/2026
Absolutely! Train travel is where it's at!
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Accidental CISO @accidentalciso.net · 09/09/2026
Also, I’m hoping that it isn’t making a bunch of RF noise to mess with my OTA TV reception. I haven’t checked that yet because we hardly ever watch OTA TV.
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Accidental CISO @accidentalciso.net · 09/09/2026
I ran an Ethernet cable up to it for PoE. Sadly, the device can’t actually use the Ethernet for data, but at least it’s powered by my network stack on a UPS.
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Accidental CISO @accidentalciso.net · 09/09/2026
The node is one of these: shop.lowmesh.com/products/out...
shop.lowmesh.com
Outdoor PoE Node v1
LowMesh™ Outdoor PoE Node | High-Range Off-Grid Station The LowMesh™ Outdoor PoE Node is a ruggedized, high-power base station designed to extend and secure your decentralized mesh network. Built for ...
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Accidental CISO @accidentalciso.net · 09/09/2026
I didn’t climb back up there because there isn’t much to see, even up close.
A small vertical Meshtastic antenna and a round TV antenna mounted to a mast on a chimney chase.A small vertical Meshtastic antenna and a round TV antenna mounted to a mast on a chimney chase.A small vertical Meshtastic antenna and a round TV antenna mounted to a mast on a chimney chase.
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Accidental CISO @accidentalciso.net · 09/09/2026
I was running out of daylight, so I didn’t get any. I’ll try to make sure to get a few tomorrow.
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Accidental CISO @accidentalciso.net · 09/09/2026
Based on the next nearest node, I now know that there is another nerd two cornfields over yonder.
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Accidental CISO @accidentalciso.net · 09/09/2026
While I was at defcon, I picked up some Meshtastic gear in the vendor hall. I finally climbed up on my roof to install the outdoor radio. 😎
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Accidental CISO @accidentalciso.net · 07/09/2026
Welp…
A beautiful vintage King 2B trombone in its case with both the valve and slide sections.
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Accidental CISO @accidentalciso.net · 05/09/2026
Subscribed! I need to make more moto videos. Haven’t done any since my series on burnout in cyber.
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Accidental CISO @accidentalciso.net · 31/08/2026
You know you are doing something right when your client's HITRUST auditor says, "Thanks, that was the easiest audit I've done." 😎
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Accidental CISO @accidentalciso.net · 28/08/2026
I bet the Germans have a word for that feeling when it’s Friday morning and your to do list for the week actually only has a couple small items left.
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Accidental CISO @accidentalciso.net · 27/08/2026
I’m a euphonium player, hence the valve trombone bit.
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Accidental CISO @accidentalciso.net · 27/08/2026
You are making the rest of us look bad, ya know. 🤣 In all seriousness, though, please take care of yourself.
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Accidental CISO @accidentalciso.net · 27/08/2026
I’ve been keeping my eye out for a used King 2B or 3B valve trombone in good condition. Just stumbled across one with both the valve and slide sections. It’s pristine and only an hour away from me. It is also twice what I was hoping to spend. 🎉😭
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Accidental CISO @accidentalciso.net · 26/08/2026
Potential channel partner requests a meeting. Great! Then reschedules. Ok? Then no shows. Sigh... Good to know you are serious, my dude.
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Accidental CISO @accidentalciso.net · 25/08/2026
I could easily itemize the invoice to support passing through the cost. 🤣
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Accidental CISO @accidentalciso.net · 25/08/2026
I would so much prefer Excel to this.
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Accidental CISO @accidentalciso.net · 25/08/2026
Lately, it's been the entire NIST AI RMF. 😭
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Accidental CISO @accidentalciso.net · 25/08/2026
Dynamic vendor risk questionnaires that get longer as you answer questions, but offer no way to save progress are evil. 🤬
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Accidental CISO @accidentalciso.net · 20/08/2026
Paying my daughter to break apart a couple thousand discount code cards for coffee from The Flaming Bean to give away at a conference soon. 😎 Podcast listeners get 10% off with code: TMBSS.
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Accidental CISO @accidentalciso.net · 20/08/2026
New episode of my podcast hits the feed tomorrow. This one is about organizational change and stakeholder mapping in AI implementation initiatives. Then we live stream the recording of next month’s episode about AI governance on Friday afternoon. Focivity dot com slash podcast.
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Accidental CISO @accidentalciso.net · 19/08/2026
Same!! 😎
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Accidental CISO @accidentalciso.net · 18/08/2026
This is another great episode! I highly recommend this podcast if you're looking for some creative inspiration or interested in becoming a creative professional.
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Accidental CISO @accidentalciso.net · 16/08/2026
Confirmed. Severe storms incoming. 😭
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Accidental CISO @accidentalciso.net · 16/08/2026
The weather isn't looking good for our community band concert this evening. Outdoor performances are always a gamble. Out last one was rained out back in June.
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Accidental CISO @accidentalciso.net · 13/08/2026
Buying life insurance is weird. You're like, "I'll bet you $70/mo that I'm going to die, and if I'm right, you give my wife half a mil." And the insurance company is like "No dawg, not yet. We'll take that bet."
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Accidental CISO @accidentalciso.net · 12/08/2026
Tabletop exercises are so much fun when the client is fully engaged and excited to improve their capabilities.
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Accidental CISO @accidentalciso.net · 11/08/2026
Who am I going to see at Blue Team Con in Chicago next month?
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Accidental CISO @accidentalciso.net · 11/08/2026
I’m still logged into IRC, but discord has taken over. 😭
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Accidental CISO @accidentalciso.net · 10/08/2026
Well, no, I wouldn’t necessarily want to go back to that either.
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Accidental CISO @accidentalciso.net · 10/08/2026
Everyone keeps talking about AI harnesses, but nobody is talking about AI muzzles.
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Accidental CISO @accidentalciso.net · 10/08/2026
Just sat down to do some focus work, but yea, that’s not happening. 🤣😭
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Accidental CISO @accidentalciso.net · 10/08/2026
That's part of what inspired the post. I'm not a huge fan of discord due to the complexity of the platform. Part of that is people over complicating their instances, and part of it is just the platform's UX from its original gaming focus.
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Accidental CISO @accidentalciso.net · 10/08/2026
I'm still logged into IRC, too.
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Accidental CISO @accidentalciso.net · 10/08/2026
I kind of wish we could go back to BBSes and IRC.
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Accidental CISO @accidentalciso.net · 10/08/2026
Lindt 70% dark.
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Accidental CISO @accidentalciso.net · 10/08/2026
I was so glad I was able to catch up with you for a bit. Keep being awesome!
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