99percentthatbitch.bsky.social @99percentthatbitch.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Donald Trump is threatening to place massive tariffs on Denmark if they don't give him Greenland. Fun fact: Republicans own more guns than Democrats by far. Funner fact: Republicans are more obese than Democrats. Funnest fact: Ozempic and Wegovy are made exclusively in Denmark. Sensational. 000
99percentthatbitch.bsky.social @99percentthatbitch.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Just remember, snitches don't actually get stitches. Because you need pre-authorization. 010
99percentthatbitch.bsky.social @99percentthatbitch.bsky.social · 03/12/2024I read that the French take a month of vacation in August. I'm pretty sure we'd do the same instead of December, because work is the one place most of us can escape Mariah Carey. Then I remember I'm American, and instead of vacation, my boss gently nods and says, "That'll do, pig. That'll do." 010
99percentthatbitch.bsky.social @99percentthatbitch.bsky.social · 01/12/2024It's December 1st, everyone! Some of us don't want a lot for Christmas, others are dreaming of a white Christmas. As for me? My sisters are whackjobs. I wish I had none.youtu.beDropkick Murphys - "The Season's Upon Us" (Video)YouTube video by Dropkick Murphys 010
99percentthatbitch.bsky.social @99percentthatbitch.bsky.social · 30/11/2024I adopted a puppy thinking,'You are the perfect size for my dog, you'll only be a little bigger than her, if you grow at all. Aww, your back paws have toes! I've never seen that before!' Those back toes are called double dew claws, and are standard for Great Pyrenees. Probably just a coincidence. 030
