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Wade Garrett @930wadegarrett.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

There are those out there who think the Red Hot Chili Peppers became a good band after the release of Blood Sugar Sex Magik….they are the true enemy of the people

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Wade Garrett @930wadegarrett.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

My heart goes out to that one person we all know who somehow makes today about themselves even though they and their loved ones were nowhere near NYC or the pentagon

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Wade Garrett @930wadegarrett.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I’m sorry somebody famous died. My heart goes out to all of you in this troubling time

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Wade Garrett @930wadegarrett.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I haven’t seen anything online about it at all but I think something may have happened to Dolly Parton and Tim Curry.

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Wade Garrett @930wadegarrett.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I’m sorry somebody famous died. My heart goes out to all of you in this troubling time

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Wade Garrett @930wadegarrett.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I’m sorry somebody famous died. My heart goes out to all of you in this troubling time

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Wade Garrett @930wadegarrett.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Screw all ya posers….I ain’t watched the Lakers in 50+ years

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Wade Garrett @930wadegarrett.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

So after today the United States at large goes back to not pretending to give a fuck about soccer, right?

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Wade Garrett @930wadegarrett.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Be kind…the DC hewhores lost one of their best regular clients today

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Wade Garrett @930wadegarrett.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Thank god for people live tweeting World Cup games for those that don’t have televisions of their own

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Wade Garrett @930wadegarrett.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

The best part of the World Cup is when everyone finally shuts the fuck up about the World Cup

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Wade Garrett @930wadegarrett.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Project Hail Mary spoiler: I did not expect the sex scene to be THAT graphic

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Wade Garrett @930wadegarrett.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Outside of the Supremes and some menu items at Taco Bell, most things with supreme in their name suck ass

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Wade Garrett @930wadegarrett.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Why are folks posting Obama today? Is it more of that “Here’s my graduation picture to support kids missing theirs cause COVID” or checking in at Standing Rock bullshit?

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Wade Garrett @930wadegarrett.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Just want to let everyone know that I will not be performing at the Great American State Fair 2026

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Wade Garrett @930wadegarrett.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Just want to say hi to all my new robo-ho followers

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Wade Garrett @930wadegarrett.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

The best part of the Met gala is when everyone shuts the fuck up about the Met gala

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Wade Garrett @930wadegarrett.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring? …smallpox

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Wade Garrett @930wadegarrett.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

Every day is like Earth Day Every day is silent and gray

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Wade Garrett @930wadegarrett.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

Why Is everyone posting like Stevie talks On Malcolm In the Middle?

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Wade Garrett @930wadegarrett.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

Everyone relax…it was just locker room mass genocide talk

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Wade Garrett @930wadegarrett.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

I didn’t even have to use my AK. I can say it was a Good Friday

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Wade Garrett @930wadegarrett.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

I equate all the protest footage today to this: Your doctor tells you that you’re going to die if you don’t lose weight so you go to the gym, snap a ton of selfies and…that’s about it. You don’t go back with enough effort or frequency to make any changes but hey, you got likes online.

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a bald man with a beard is looking at the camera with the words well look at you above him .

ALT: a bald man with a beard is looking at the camera with the words well look at you above him .

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Wade Garrett @930wadegarrett.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

St Paddy’s always makes me remember the wise words Shane McGowan once told me: “Fthphth vansbdkwn djsnabajw jdjshwhsh cthulhu fhtagn hebensij *hissing sound* hsjbdjjababa babkeksbba bjebqnbanan” *hissing sound followed by coughing* …and I think a lot of us should take that to heart

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Wade Garrett @930wadegarrett.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

The best part of the Oscars is when everyone finally shuts the hell up about the Oscars

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Wade Garrett @930wadegarrett.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

It’s 311 day aka another chance to figure out who in your feed has really shitty taste in music

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Wade Garrett @930wadegarrett.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

On the plus side, after tomorrow we get to go a whole 3 months before stores start stocking trees and playing Christmas music again

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Wade Garrett @930wadegarrett.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

We can get rid of all the lazy repetitive crap posting on the internet if Mike Pence has the courage

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Wade Garrett @930wadegarrett.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

Merry “Who Gives a Fuck about your Spotify Wrapped?” Season to all those who celebrate

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Wade Garrett @930wadegarrett.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

I may have just made a dude wearing a “PUNCH NAZIS” shirt poop his pants. Me: “Can I say something about your shirt?” Him (looking a bit intimidated): “uh yeah” Me: “Most people don’t know how to punch correctly and you might fracture something in your hand. Be safe, palm strike Nazis”

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Wade Garrett @930wadegarrett.bsky.social · 19/05/2025

It’s cool how without anyone asking tons of bamas are on here posting about how Bidens’ cancer diagnosis effects them personally

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Wade Garrett @930wadegarrett.bsky.social · 11/05/2025

Mother’s Day on social media looks like one giant ad for Cougarlife.com

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Wade Garrett @930wadegarrett.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

April 1 - the one day a year bamas actually think about whether something they read online is real or not

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Wade Garrett @930wadegarrett.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

This St Patrick’s day I am reminded of the words that Shane MacGowan once said to me: “Fthphth vansbdkwn djsnabajw jdjshwhsh cthulhu fhtagn hebensij *hissing sound* hsjbdjjababa babkeksbba bjebqnbanan” and I think in this day and age, we can all learn from that

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Wade Garrett @930wadegarrett.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

The best part of the Oscars is when people shut the hell up about the Oscars

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Wade Garrett @930wadegarrett.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

Does the boycott count if you don’t do a post patting yourself on the back for it?

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Wade Garrett @930wadegarrett.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

I feel like I know y’all well enough to say no one gives a crap about your wordle score

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Wade Garrett @930wadegarrett.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

Man, I didn’t see Don Henley or Glenn Frey do shit tonight

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Wade Garrett @930wadegarrett.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

Guess I’m gonna start going to the Kennedy Center less than my usual hardly ever …any bets on when the name change is going to happen?

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Wade Garrett @930wadegarrett.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

Why the hell do I keep seeing posts about Discord and not a single bama has brought up any DC bands?!?!? What is this bullshit?

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Wade Garrett @930wadegarrett.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

This is not the dystopian future I was promised

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Wade Garrett @930wadegarrett.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

It’s weird how TikTok going dark will do nothing to my streak of never posting shit on TikTok

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Wade Garrett @930wadegarrett.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

There has to be a cheaper way to let the world know you have a tiny dick than buying a cyber truck

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