HIM_GAY_♊️ @8umpindat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026had to meet the delivery person while my cock was still drippin my mans pussy juice smh 060
HIM_GAY_♊️ @8umpindat.bsky.social · 07/07/2026is it cool or embarrassing that i singed my mustache while lighting up before work 010
HIM_GAY_♊️ @8umpindat.bsky.social · 06/06/2026$2,000 on vet visits this month so I’m feeling blessed 🥰 010
HIM_GAY_♊️ @8umpindat.bsky.social · 30/05/2026getting my hairs cut and it comes with a free drink so i’m crossfaded at 11:50 in the morning praise the lord gods and etc 030
HIM_GAY_♊️ @8umpindat.bsky.social · 27/04/2026sudden all hands meeting at 8 am cst tomorrow. hoping it’s not the kind where i end up sedated under the care of professionals 🥰 140
HIM_GAY_♊️ @8umpindat.bsky.social · 09/04/2026i just said ‘good boy’ to the vacuum when it docked… could be you next time 160
HIM_GAY_♊️ @8umpindat.bsky.social · 13/03/2026more plants arriving tomorrow and idk why but constantly checking their status is not making them arrive sooner send help 010
HIM_GAY_♊️ @8umpindat.bsky.social · 18/02/2026when he says “im riding that thing later” and later has arrived 🥵🥵🥵 050
HIM_GAY_♊️ @8umpindat.bsky.social · 13/02/2026last night as I creamed my man’s hole I whispered ever so gently in his ear “the Dow is over 50,000” 060
HIM_GAY_♊️ @8umpindat.bsky.social · 20/01/2026my psychiatrist said she will need to extend our sessions because she loves talking with me so much 💕 and also my therapist is moving to Canada 040
HIM_GAY_♊️ @8umpindat.bsky.social · 20/11/2025my night sweats are OUT OF CONTROL if i dont wash the sheets after each use then my funk can be smelled at the front door 010
HIM_GAY_♊️ @8umpindat.bsky.social · 24/10/2025me: I was suicidal during that time my supervisor: so you agree, you weren’t giving 100% 020
HIM_GAY_♊️ @8umpindat.bsky.social · 23/10/2025they gave me bourbon at the barber and sexting is happening in a group chat so it’s pretty hard over here (my penis) 030
HIM_GAY_♊️ @8umpindat.bsky.social · 23/10/2025hellos from my depression hermit life but like im fine LOL 040
HIM_GAY_♊️ @8umpindat.bsky.social · 23/10/2025there are four people with my name getting their hair cut and it’s proving that it’s the name of HOTTIES only 020
HIM_GAY_♊️ @8umpindat.bsky.social · 06/10/2025my dog ate a marijuana and got intoxicated BUT we took him to the emergency vet and paid to learn this 030
HIM_GAY_♊️ @8umpindat.bsky.social · 27/09/2025the folks favoriting my TikTok’s are for sure wanking it to me and i love that ❤️❤️ 020
HIM_GAY_♊️ @8umpindat.bsky.social · 26/09/2025still recovering from our move. ya boii almost 😵 again like when i almost cut off my finger and when i wrecked my scooter and when i have been concussed after passing out (3 times) -meredith grey (but actually it’s me) 010
HIM_GAY_♊️ @8umpindat.bsky.social · 07/09/2025it’s been a long week so i took some of my meds with a glass of wine 🥰 will be wild 140
HIM_GAY_♊️ @8umpindat.bsky.social · 27/08/2025next tuesday i return to work (WFH) after a 4 month LOA for my mental health😕 010
HIM_GAY_♊️ @8umpindat.bsky.social · 26/08/2025literally just sucked life out of my man through his beautiful (uc) penis 🥰🥰 170
HIM_GAY_♊️ @8umpindat.bsky.social · 21/08/2025i took two edibles and i think that was a not smart plan cuz shit girl i’m floating 020
HIM_GAY_♊️ @8umpindat.bsky.social · 20/08/2025wrecked my scooter on the beltline is not something i wanted at 31 but here we are 💀💀 yes i got all banged up yes people saw me yes i had my son strapped to me GONNA BE SORE AF 020
HIM_GAY_♊️ @8umpindat.bsky.social · 14/08/2025not me plugging my TikTok to the therapy group on my last day 😭😭 010
