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SofiiaF @8sofiiaf.bsky.social · 21/07/2025

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Janet Buchanan once said

I’m not a bird watcher- I’m a bird watcher watcher

Keep your voice down sweetie! We’re undercover

Remember when the monkey ran off with your sunglasses… that was embarrassing

This generation- can’t even kill anyone anymore

Me and the director go way back- I once sucked a bullet out of his thigh… that was some Christmas party

And in Argentina… I was the capuchin monkey

Oh Lancy- I’m so proud of you

Albert Tipton Once Said

I need to talk to U privately. Yes sir?

Right, Y! Can’t tell you that- it’s classified.

(cough) The ring is in the cake

A MAN ON THE WING OF AN AIRPLANE

I demand a suite! Here you go

You rang?

That’s exactly what a secret shopper would say!

Unfortunately, a third bottle of shiraz came flying out…

Welcome to the Brisbane hotel

This plan is totally floorless

Elena Popov once said

I prefer to work alone. (So does he, that’s why he sent me to you)

WE ARE NOT FRIENDS

The Americans- they are so close!

Classic Russian Humour.. BRITISH

A fillet steak for a big strong boy

Having friends gets you killed

That’s because you pulled the emergency brake and said ‘I had a very interesting childhood’

You’re making my blood boil!

You saved me

The steaks are high.

It’s always the person you medium suspect

Sergei Ivanov Once Said

We are not friends. That’s what all my friends say!

You should consider taking some improv classes. No! You’re supposed to say ‘yes and…’

Us and our 9 kids- do you want to hear their backstories?

My uncle Ben died in a hot air ballooning accident in Moscow… CROYDEN

Tough Bellboy

The East Coast of Gurnsey

Just last week someone asked me about my childhood

You might have a spleen infection!

You may be wondering why a spleen doctor…

My true passion- being a bellboy

It’s always the person you most suspect. Jesus?

Could be 1pm the next morning? Could be 812!

They turned you again, didn’t they? YES!

Not an Arc made of carp

Lance Buchanan once said

Prosthetic arm!

They don’t know that we know that they know that we know

But they might think that we’d think that they would have thought that we’d think that they’d fall for that!

Who are you? ROOM SERVICE! Why do you have a gun? Sometimes PEOPLE LIE.

Are you enjoying your stay? WELL NEITHER ARE WE

SHIRAZ- CLEAR

A triple agent- that’s so rare. YEAH, most get killed

So he was wearing a yellow jacket, a yellow scarf, a green jacket, blue shoes, black shoes, brown shoes, boots, no shoes or a shower curtain.

The hotel only has 7 floors!

(good we’re narrowing it down)

SofiiaF @8sofiiaf.bsky.social · 21/07/2025

Comedy about Spies is sensational Have I seen it twice.. Yes. Have I booked another two times... Yes. Will I probably book again now that they announced a recording... no comment :) Alt text: a series of 8 images of the main characters in the play with some quotes and a picture of the actor

Douglas Woodbead once said
I need to talk to U privately. Yes sir?

Right, Y! Can’t tell you that- it’s classified.

Why did you implement such a ridiculous system? For ease!

I’m so confused! ICYUR

I demand a suite!

The cricketer? THE ACTOR

I played King Lear at the National theatre… bookshop

Did you go to primary school in Staffordshire?

Then Bond says his killer line…. Oh no the shampoo’s infiltrated the glacier mints

There’s a hole in the ceiling! (But not in the floor)

Stop it! GIVE IT. Stop it! GIVE IT.

Stop throwing pistachios at me- I have a nut allergy

Why would you bring me cake I can’t eat??

Sorry, I’m still giddy from the revolution.

It’s Bond… James, what was it again? BOND!

Rosemary Wilson Once Said
There’s a hole in the floor! (But no in the ceiling)

Really Bernard- you called yourself a big strong boy?

You’ve fallen asleep again!

I guess I can’t be a spy anymore.

Frame them for treason….

He’s just my handler

Why do you have a gun?

Bernard Wright once said

I’m so confused! ICYUR

Well, they should be kneading dough…

Oh no- the shampoo’s infiltrated the glacier mints

Not the hands- I’m a baker

Does anyone have change for a cab?

I’m Bernard- I’m inbread

Have you seen Rosemary the woman? No. Have you seen the herb?... No

I was too loud AND too slow

Why was there a pigeon in the closet?

My girlfriend… fiancé… ex girlfriend- depending how she feels

The cakes and iced buns association?

The Kent Guild of Breadmakers kidnapped my motherdough

First rule of baking: make sure you have all the ingredients