Lazarus @8lazarus8.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Sorry, please explain further. I'm still not getting it. 100
Lazarus @8lazarus8.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Hey, Man can be ham also if you're a fan of that Long Pork. You know why they call it Long Pork, right? Because of how LONG it takes to pick the tendons from your teeth. It's a nightmare. 000
Lazarus @8lazarus8.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I shan't be doing the same with the Milk Tray game, lest I risk being tried in the Hague. 010
Lazarus @8lazarus8.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Nah, I'm sure it will be fine. It's not like they've laid the groundwork and set expectations or anything. The Trump 2028 stuff is just jokes and memes to own the libs. 000
Lazarus @8lazarus8.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Found in my local charity shop and had to buy to torture friends with. 110
Lazarus @8lazarus8.bsky.social · 16/08/2026This is a poor comparison. People might have sympathy for a rabid dog; no one has sympathy for America right now. 020
Lazarus @8lazarus8.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Yeah, taking the high road only works when there's negative consequences for being unethical, and in America, being unethical is literally HOW you succeed. 040
Lazarus @8lazarus8.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Trump literally now turning America into the troll under the bridge, demanding its toll. 000
Lazarus @8lazarus8.bsky.social · 24/03/2026As long as you're comfortable with it and transparent about what it's going toward, I see no problem with it. Living with debt is terrible. It was bad enough when I was £2000 into my overdraft a few years ago, and I second guessed every purchase and what I could cut out of my life - very stressful. 000
Lazarus @8lazarus8.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Bring her back is the best horror film I've seen in a long time, and it's not even close. 120
Lazarus @8lazarus8.bsky.social · 25/02/2026This is an unfair comparison. Pennywise had a very different appetite for children than the president does. 030
Lazarus @8lazarus8.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Robocop 1 is a better movie, but Robocop 2 just makes me smile when I watch it. 010
Lazarus @8lazarus8.bsky.social · 08/01/2026You know that saying about frogs in boiling water? Well, I suspect the water evaporated long ago and the frog is nothing but twinkling cinders at this point. 010
Lazarus @8lazarus8.bsky.social · 28/11/2025If we hit 500k, can we get an actual production of Zack Polanski's A Christmas Carol? 2240
Lazarus @8lazarus8.bsky.social · 01/11/2025I saw this and it is spectacular. Probably the best horror film I've seen in the cinema this year. Definitely better than that "Conjuring" excrement. 010
Lazarus @8lazarus8.bsky.social · 27/08/2025Just give the decent human beings a chance, I seriously doubt they, or anyone, could be as incompetent as Liz Truss, and she was malevolent and incompetent. Even if they did tank the economy, at least it would be in service of something good. 010
Lazarus @8lazarus8.bsky.social · 27/08/2025The thing that gets me, that really gets me, is that I know there will always be duplicitous immoral dicks in the world, but why do people insist on supporting them again and again. People complain about losing their faith in politics whilst actively voting for the antichrist time and time again. 110
Lazarus @8lazarus8.bsky.social · 26/04/2025I hope the new JW film will be better without Chris Pratt in it.media.tenor.coma man wearing sunglasses and a bandana is standing in front of a field .Alt: a man wearing sunglasses and a bandana is standing in front of a field . 010
Lazarus @8lazarus8.bsky.social · 26/04/2025If he wore a black suit, he wouldn't stand out, and he is the most important person in the world after all. As well as the most important person at this funeral. So important. 000
Lazarus @8lazarus8.bsky.social · 26/04/2025Also, I think Bellinda works way better as a companion than Ruby. I used to think the most important character in the show is the Doctor, but really, it's the companion that can really make or break a series, at least for me. 000
Lazarus @8lazarus8.bsky.social · 26/04/2025It was better than most of last seasons episodes, but the jumpscares seemed both oddly too subtle and overdone musically. I think it would have been better as a base-under-seige two parter. 100
Lazarus @8lazarus8.bsky.social · 19/04/2025Thankfully, I pulled my eyes from their sockets years ago to better enjoy the aural horrors dispensed for us. When the unknowable colour comes for us, I shall live to not see it. 010
Lazarus @8lazarus8.bsky.social · 15/04/2025That's the part I can explain, I think the rest of it is simply the fact she is a bona-fide moron and seems to fail upwards like Trump. She's vile and evil, but it's less Machiavelli and more Mr Bean. 000
Lazarus @8lazarus8.bsky.social · 15/04/2025I can't fully explain why, but she just makes me irrationally angry at the mere sight of her. 100
Lazarus @8lazarus8.bsky.social · 18/03/2025media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a shelf full of booksALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a shelf full of books 000
Lazarus @8lazarus8.bsky.social · 12/03/2025At least in that story, it was the emperor who was scammed and not the citizens. 000
Lazarus @8lazarus8.bsky.social · 12/03/2025Getting these in preparation for the Sinking City 2? Or just a really committed Call of Cthulhu player? 000
Lazarus @8lazarus8.bsky.social · 04/03/2025The man is practically an addict for flattery, praise, and brown nosing. The problem with addicts is that they're rarely nostalgic. They're just focused on the next hit they can get, and feeding Trump's ego with compliments is like trying to plug a black hole. 010
Lazarus @8lazarus8.bsky.social · 30/01/2025GPs can be hit or miss, sometimes feels like they start from a position of assuming you're actually well and just came for the decor and screaming children. Which I feel somewhat undermines the point of going to see a doctor. 030
Lazarus @8lazarus8.bsky.social · 30/01/2025In my experience, UC make you wait an absurdly long time to get first payment. (In the thinly veiled hope, you will become homeless before you can claim any money). Banks are...well...yeah. Councils have basically outsourced most of what they used to do, so getting the right thing is a gauntlet. 150
Lazarus @8lazarus8.bsky.social · 22/01/2025I think it's also that when you've won so hard at capitalism and nothing/no one can really touch you anymore, you probably get really bored. So, you have to resort to stuff like this to get your petty kicks. 020
Lazarus @8lazarus8.bsky.social · 18/01/2025I think it's for the best if this is a closed-casket situation. The sandwich-artist-morticians tried their best, but it was a brutal accident. 010
Lazarus @8lazarus8.bsky.social · 01/01/2025It's weird that 2024/2025 sound like futuristic years, and yet it feels like we've never been going backwards so fast in so many ways. 020
Lazarus @8lazarus8.bsky.social · 26/12/2024When you roll the first time time, you have a 50% chance of succeeding, so the push is another 50%. 50%+50%=100% Guarenteed success. This is simple maths. 040
Lazarus @8lazarus8.bsky.social · 23/11/2024I've never enjoyed a game and had my main reason for enjoying it be "because it's realistic". 000
Lazarus @8lazarus8.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Yes, but you are God's chosen representative on earth. How are us lowly mortals expected to accomplish such feats? 010
Lazarus @8lazarus8.bsky.social · 19/11/2024These assassination attempts are getting worse and worse. Look at all those bullet holes around him. Some real stormtrooper aim on display here. 010
Lazarus @8lazarus8.bsky.social · 16/11/2024I wouldn't put it past Elon to use his new position to ban or otherwise hinder Bluesky's success in the US. 030
Lazarus @8lazarus8.bsky.social · 06/11/2024Imagine where humans could be if we actually learned from the past. 020
Lazarus @8lazarus8.bsky.social · 02/11/2024If you didn't know the film or just barely glanced at the gif, you could be forgiven for thinking it's Biden. 000
Lazarus @8lazarus8.bsky.social · 04/10/2024The two big standouts for me are probably the watch parties ,which unfortunately don't seem feasible now, and the backlog slog. Fallout and Subnautica were also good as well. 040
Lazarus @8lazarus8.bsky.social · 06/08/2024I get the impression that the next years are going to be labour cleaning up the tories' mess, then losing to the tories who will be reelected promising to fix the mess that they created but which came to a head under the labour government. 000
Lazarus @8lazarus8.bsky.social · 06/08/2024This is what I get for thinking that things might improve, even a bit, under a labour government. 100
Lazarus @8lazarus8.bsky.social · 05/07/2024Nah, that was just propaganda from the anti-growth coalition. I'm sure she'll be telling us about how the election was stolen very soon(I realise my sarcasm probably didn't come across in that last message. It's kinda sad how far beyond parody we've gone, and yes, she's thoroughly Coo Coo Bananas.) 000
Lazarus @8lazarus8.bsky.social · 05/07/2024I think you'll find she didn't lose. The deep-state conspired against her. Again. For no discernable reason. 100
Lazarus @8lazarus8.bsky.social · 18/03/2024Well, this is just an incentive for you to do one final watch party before they die off. I really enjoyed the ones you used to do. Catwoman was probably my favourite/most mentally scarring. 000
