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John Riney III

@8bithe.art
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8-bit heart in a double precision world. Mostly old computers and cats. My opinions are mine alone. Fuck Trump, Elon, Nazis, and GenAI. Instagram: instagram.com/8bithe.art Twitch: twitch.tv/jay_threezy Blog, projects: 8bithe.art

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John Riney III @8bithe.art · 26/09/2026
I went to a tech hangout wearing this t-shirt. Three separate people asked if I used AI to make it. Like.... what the fuck? Do people not remember that you can make things? By yourself? With your own little brain? #fuckai
A white male with a bald head and mostly white beard wearing a black t-shirt with the words "F*ck AI." on the front
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John Riney III @8bithe.art · 25/09/2026
print shop + scissors is the optimal way to make retro computing signage
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John Riney III @8bithe.art · 13/09/2026
Never thought I'd get to plug a Commodore 64 into a DJ booth and blast SID tunes, but here we are. #vcfmw #commodore
A view from the sound booth at Life Bar Arcade in Schaumburg, IL, featuring a moderately sized crowd and a Commodore 64 Ultimate plugged into the sound system
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John Riney III @8bithe.art · 28/08/2026
I made myself a couple of these to hopefully stop any conversations with AI grifters before they start
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John Riney III @8bithe.art · 28/08/2026
And people say American innovation is dead.
A flask in the form of a fanny pack and shaped like a hairy beer gut, filled with Fireball whiskey
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John Riney III @8bithe.art · 28/08/2026
Welcome to Bluesky. Please familiarise yourself with the following accounts to understand the range of opinions it is acceptable to express.
The character selection screen from
Mario Kart SNES, with Mario, Princess Peach, Bowser, a Koopa, Luigi, Yoshi, Donkey Kong (Jr.?) and Toad.
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John Riney III @8bithe.art · 28/08/2026
Unsurprisingly I have a few :)
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John Riney III @8bithe.art · 21/08/2026
cc: @chucktingle.bsky.social
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John Riney III @8bithe.art · 12/08/2026
A screenshot from the HBO series "Chernobyl" concerning being followed, people following those people, etc
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John Riney III @8bithe.art · 08/08/2026
If anyone at #dragoncon would like to express their dissatisfaction with certain "inevitable" technologies, I will have badge ribbons available free of charge, in two fetching colorways! #fuckai
A black badge ribbon with "F*ck AI." in copper foil text.A cream-colored badge ribbon with "F*ck AI." in copper foil text.
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John Riney III @8bithe.art · 05/08/2026
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John Riney III @8bithe.art · 02/08/2026
By the old gods and the new
First and second editions of The C Programming Language by Brian W. Kernighan and Dennis M. Ritchie
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John Riney III @8bithe.art · 31/07/2026
I particularly like the pitch for Untitled Goose Game
An image of a slack message from someone named Stuart with the text "let's make a game about this" and a picture of a white goose
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John Riney III @8bithe.art · 27/07/2026
Artist's interpretation here
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John Riney III @8bithe.art · 19/07/2026
I have used one of these printers to make a hilariously scaled-up version of a kid's thermal paper camera. They're cheap and someone's reverse engineered them so they're easy to integrate with.
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John Riney III @8bithe.art · 13/07/2026
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John Riney III @8bithe.art · 03/07/2026
Tariff bills! What a delight. #fucktrump
Four identical envelopes from FedEx, containing tariff bills caused by our frighteningly stupid administration
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John Riney III @8bithe.art · 28/06/2026
At least we didn't make things worse, after tearing the 5110 apart to clean out the goop. #ibm #ibm5110 #vintagecomputer
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John Riney III @8bithe.art · 28/06/2026
Mmm, foam sludge. #ibm #ibm5110 #vintagecomputing
Top-down view of the card cage of an IBM 5110 computer, with the top of each card coated with varying amounts of black, lumpy sludge, the remnants of protective foam.
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John Riney III @8bithe.art · 25/06/2026
I was raised on these streets
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John Riney III @8bithe.art · 10/06/2026
The first demo image of the new AI-enabled Siri (I'm calling it Sloppy Siri) on Apple's site is so profoundly stupid. The "summary" erases the fact that they're asking a question in the first sentence. Then it pretty much copies the second sentence. WHAT. IS. THIS. GOOD. FOR. #apple #siri #fuckai
A screenshot of the new AI-enabled Siri chatbot, summarizing a text. The content of the text, from someone named Aga, is "Have you heard of Calathea? It's a patterned tropical houseplant..." Above the text is the summary "Aga sent you a message about Calathea. She described it as a patterned tropical houseplant."
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John Riney III @8bithe.art · 08/06/2026
It turns out that liquid nitrogen helps you make a near-perfect replica of a Wendy's Frosty in rapid and dramatic fashion.
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John Riney III @8bithe.art · 27/05/2026
I made some t-shirts, listing off the last few tech trends that were "inevitable". 8bitheart.printful.me
A black t-shirt with the words "Segway & Blockchain and Crypto and NFTs and Metaverse" crossed out and "GenAI" right below them, not (yet) crossed out
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John Riney III @8bithe.art · 25/05/2026
Happy Floppy Day everyone (5/25) #floppy #vintagecomputer #hitchhikersguide
A black 5.25" floppy diskette labeled "The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy" in a gray Infocom sleeve
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John Riney III @8bithe.art · 24/05/2026
It's so dumb I had to make myself a t-shirt about it.
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John Riney III @8bithe.art · 23/05/2026
A title card for Star Trek with the text "Operation: Mandatory Sexual Harassment Training"
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John Riney III @8bithe.art · 23/05/2026
A title card for Star Trek: Voyager with the text "Wait, what's a spore drive?"
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John Riney III @8bithe.art · 23/05/2026
A title card for Star Trek: Voyager with the text "Tuvix, Too Furious"
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John Riney III @8bithe.art · 23/05/2026
A title card for Star Trek: Deep Space Nine with the text "Fuck You Miles O'Brien (part XVIII)"
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John Riney III @8bithe.art · 22/05/2026
It's not weird. #lonelyisland #snl #sushigloryhole
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John Riney III @8bithe.art · 22/05/2026
sometimes you don't have the right thing, but you do have a lot of other things you can use to make a thing.
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John Riney III @8bithe.art · 13/05/2026
YOU GOT LIGHTNING?!?! luckyyyyyyy
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John Riney III @8bithe.art · 13/05/2026
I always knew it would be a piano, somehow
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John Riney III @8bithe.art · 02/05/2026
There was also this, possibly written by Bill The Cat. Ack phbbbttt!
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John Riney III @8bithe.art · 02/05/2026
Never know what you're gonna see at @jeriellsworth.bsky.social's place
A drawing of a handheld scanner with anthropomorphized hands and face shouting "no"
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John Riney III @8bithe.art · 28/04/2026
A yellow sign with a laser safety symbol and the text "do not look into laser with remaining eye"
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John Riney III @8bithe.art · 25/04/2026
SNAX
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John Riney III @8bithe.art · 25/04/2026
I WILL INCREASE THE THING (the thing is anxiety)
A black knob labeled "high voltage control"
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John Riney III @8bithe.art · 23/04/2026
Mmm APL keeb
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John Riney III @8bithe.art · 23/04/2026
Nah, I resisted. I only bought this...
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John Riney III @8bithe.art · 23/04/2026
@jeriellsworth.bsky.social your unpleasantly fleshy monitor has competition
A print ad for an Olivetti Divisumma 18 calculator,, featuring a young woman pressing a calculator to her forehead
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John Riney III @8bithe.art · 20/04/2026
Of all the things I saw at InfoAge while attending #vcfeast, I was maybe most excited about this Hammond Novachord synthesizer. A fully polyphonic, tube based subtractive synthesizer from 1939! I do hope they restore it one day - they sound unearthly.
An off-white Hammond Novachord synthesizer from 1939, looking rather like a piano with some extra knobs above the keyboard.
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John Riney III @8bithe.art · 19/04/2026
Who all ready to do some cowculations #vcfeast #vintagecomputers
A suitcase-sized box with an inordinate number of numeric dials bearing the name "Cowculator"
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John Riney III @8bithe.art · 18/04/2026
I have done an impulsive consignment purchase. #vcfeast #vintagecomputers
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John Riney III @8bithe.art · 10/04/2026
preeeooowwwww
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John Riney III @8bithe.art · 05/04/2026
Don't you ever tell me not to cat.
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John Riney III @8bithe.art · 04/04/2026
All hardware purchases must be catte-approved #vintagecomputer
A fluffy tan ragdoll cat sniffing an HP omnigo 100 palmtop
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John Riney III @8bithe.art · 04/04/2026
I find myself acquiring a concerning number of Little Guys
An HP Omnigo 100, an IBM Workpad C3, an HP LX100, and an Atari Portfolio, on a light pine floor
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John Riney III @8bithe.art · 04/04/2026
damn this thing is cool as shit
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John Riney III @8bithe.art · 31/03/2026
I miss this era of ipoddery! I am currently applying wizard potions to this device
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