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8-bit Miniboss @8bit.rip · 23/09/2026
My plan of non-stop cursing worked. (Actually I'm sure it's because my credit card is already on file since I'm still paying for Nitro Classic)
Screenshot from section in the Discord settings showing the Age Group for the account as Adult.
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8-bit Miniboss @8bit.rip · 20/09/2026
I gotta say, 21 year old me would have loved playing a Forsaken Paladin, but it wasn't meant to be. So I'm glad Blizzard rectified that with World of Warcraft Forever. (Who am I kidding though, of course I'm going to main a rogue again for launch)
Screenshot of the character select screen in World of Warcraft Forever displaying an Forsaken Paladin named Marenghi Darkplace.
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8-bit Miniboss @8bit.rip · 19/09/2026
Generated title parody for The Legend of Zelda: The Ocarina of Time. The title now reads:

What do you mean I have to open
The Menu
Everytime I need to change the boots?
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8-bit Miniboss @8bit.rip · 12/09/2026
Me the last several years looking for that one MMO I've been clamoring for and want to play and Blizzard announces #WorldofWarcraftForever #Blizzcon
Screenshot from the game, Bloodborne, with the boss, Ludwig, the Holy Blade speaking to his Holy Moonlight Sword saying the following. "Ahh, you were always at my side, all along."
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8-bit Miniboss @8bit.rip · 12/09/2026
When you log into Barrens chat. #worldofwarcraft #blizzcon
Photo of entertainer, bbno$ holding a phone that has the words [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker] displayed on it.
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8-bit Miniboss @8bit.rip · 10/09/2026
Image showing the head of Magneto with the words below it saying "Magneto was right".
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8-bit Miniboss @8bit.rip · 09/09/2026
When you say you don't want to collect green crystals they just look at you like this...
The nerdlinger from Metroid Prime 4. I forgot his name because he sucks. Don't ask me.
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8-bit Miniboss @8bit.rip · 08/09/2026
Welcome to the fold, friend…
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8-bit Miniboss @8bit.rip · 03/09/2026
Finally completed the Sphinx questline in Dragon's Dogma 2...
Screenshot of a Steam achievement it says the following:

eightbitminiboss achieved:
Full Marks - Found a solution to every conundrum posed by the goddess of riddles.
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8-bit Miniboss @8bit.rip · 14/08/2026
Got my new (and first) EV, the 2026 Toyota bZ in the Limited trim. Thought about AWD but where I live, I don’t really need it. So FWD it is.
Photo of a black and red electronic vehicle.
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8-bit Miniboss @8bit.rip · 07/08/2026
Oh hell yeah, about to dusk some bloods.
Screenshot of FromSoftware's Duskbloods beta participation site. It states that I've been selected for the upcoming beta.
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8-bit Miniboss @8bit.rip · 04/08/2026
Post your lockscreen.
Screenshot of my phone’s lockscreen showcasing artwork of Death from Pearl Jam’s Do the Evolution music video. Unfortunately I don’t know the artist, came from a random post on Reddit already edited.
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8-bit Miniboss @8bit.rip · 03/08/2026
Smurfs in the 80’s didn’t fare much better… Dug these out from my last move.
A black Smurf that were called Gnaps which were Smurfs that got bitten by a certain fly that basically made them zombies of a fashion.A reddish brown Smurf with an white outlined mouth, yellow waist covering and spear made to look as some sort of tribal warrior.A Smurf costumed as a native American. It’s wearing a feather headdress, face paint and leather pants.Picture of assorted Smurf figurines.
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8-bit Miniboss @8bit.rip · 03/08/2026
Well shit, I got 1440p playback on Twitch in Brave finally. Longstanding bug with h.265/HEVC playback finally fixed with a recent update. github.com/brave/brave-...
Partial screenshot of the Twitch player settings menu displaying various features but the focus is the quality setting showing video is playing at 1440p60.
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8-bit Miniboss @8bit.rip · 03/08/2026
@denpabooks.bsky.social Howdy, Renjoh Desperado appears to be still on preorder on Kobo yet it should have been out a few days ago? What's up with that? I see it's available on Kindle.
Partial screenshot showing a preorder for Renjoh Desperado Volume 1, it's labeled to be released on July 28th, 2026.
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8-bit Miniboss @8bit.rip · 01/08/2026
hannibal_buress_this_sucks_meme.gif
Photo of a gas pump LCD display. It is showing $75.64 for 14.010 gallons of gas.
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8-bit Miniboss @8bit.rip · 24/07/2026
Welp, so much for playing the #MarvelTokonFightingSouls open beta on linux. Looks like they didn't enable the flag for Easy Anti-Cheat to work on Proton. #MarvelTokon #Tokon
Error message when running Marvel Tokon. It says the following:

Network error
No anti-cheat module has been found for this game and platform.
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8-bit Miniboss @8bit.rip · 24/07/2026
I deserved this… 🌮 🌮 🌮 🌮
Picture of four delightful tacos.
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8-bit Miniboss @8bit.rip · 23/07/2026
Nathaniel Essex? The geneticist?
Photo of Jim Downey during the Conan Needs A Friend podcast.
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8-bit Miniboss @8bit.rip · 01/07/2026
In an effort to find it, I went back and was greeted with someone selling a motorcycle with Sylvester Stallone as Rambo on it.
Picture of a Facebook Marketplace listing for a motorcycle, one of the attached images is an AI generated image of Sylvester Stallone as Rambo sitting on the motorcycle.
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8-bit Miniboss @8bit.rip · 26/06/2026
What up?
Results of a political quiz claiming my closest ideological analogue is Mayor Zohran Mamdani.
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8-bit Miniboss @8bit.rip · 25/06/2026
There was a big ass motorcade heading northbound when I was heading south. I noticed something was off when there was no traffic for a mile or two on the other side and then all of sudden a whole bunch of police and black SUVs. Walked into work to do a quick search. It was the Vice Dipshit, lmao.
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8-bit Miniboss @8bit.rip · 09/06/2026
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8-bit Miniboss @8bit.rip · 09/06/2026
I got the exclusive guys, here's Talon in the #OcarinaOfTime remake!
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8-bit Miniboss @8bit.rip · 06/06/2026
Sorry to report that Cielo is Paraguayan American, not Pinoy. Just saw the VF stream that says so on the character select screen.
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8-bit Miniboss @8bit.rip · 29/05/2026
tfw you want to push the A button but are forced to push the B button @jeffgerstmann.com
Photo of Jeff Gerstmann, despairing at the thought of having to push the B button.
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8-bit Miniboss @8bit.rip · 27/05/2026
mfw they reveal dq12 but because development restarted i have to wait until 2031 to play it
Portrait of Dragon Quest XII’s very tired protagonist.
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8-bit Miniboss @8bit.rip · 24/05/2026
I’m Heavy Weapons Guy… and this, is my weapon.
Photo of a bubble gun in the shape of a minigun.
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8-bit Miniboss @8bit.rip · 23/05/2026
Giant Bomb fans will know this one...
Image of the USS Enterprise from Star Trek The Next Generation with the title "Multimedia Celebrity Poker".
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8-bit Miniboss @8bit.rip · 23/05/2026
Image of the USS Enterprise from Star Trek The Next Generation with the title, "Data's Quest for Hentai".
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8-bit Miniboss @8bit.rip · 22/05/2026
Finally a truck for Gill from Street Fighter III.
Picture of a muscular blond man with one side colored blue and the other, red.
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8-bit Miniboss @8bit.rip · 21/05/2026
Dipping my toes in off grid mesh communication with MeshCore and one of the first messages I see last night. Reminds me of simpler times.
Screenshot of a public channel for MeshCore messaging. A user named Buck Rucker sends several messages:

Hello
I’m pregnant
I’m in DTLA
Hello hello

A response from me says the following:
most people probably sleeping, it is a west coast mesh after all (messages were sent around 3 AM for context)

Another user chimes in saying:
I’m not the father!

Buck responds:
well well, that’s what the father would say
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8-bit Miniboss @8bit.rip · 17/05/2026
Thank you, Jollibee.
Screenshot of an email notification from Jollibee saying "Here's your FINAL FANTASY XIV Eat Chicken item code!"
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8-bit Miniboss @8bit.rip · 16/05/2026
Hey, I’m at Universal Fan Fest! Neat!
Photo of the front gate of Universal Studios. The banner shows Luffy fron One Piece, Scooby Doo, Sailor Moon, a Beholder from D&D, Yoshi and some garbage.
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8-bit Miniboss @8bit.rip · 13/05/2026
This sucks, man. And it’s only going to get worse.
Photo of a gas pump showing the final price of $73.89 for 12.965 gallons of gas.
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8-bit Miniboss @8bit.rip · 11/05/2026
I mean how can you improve on perfection from Diana?
A picture drawn in crayon of Hugh Williams, the protagonist of the game, Pragmata.
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8-bit Miniboss @8bit.rip · 09/05/2026
Finally home and finally able to crack the Steam controller out!
Photo showing the box for the new Steam Controller
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8-bit Miniboss @8bit.rip · 08/05/2026
I’m an impressionable asshole and I fucking pledged to the Cyberpunk 2077 TCG recently!!!
Picture of Sorcery: Contested Realm sealed product.
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8-bit Miniboss @8bit.rip · 05/05/2026
Someone posted a Burger King logo generator in a Discord I'm in and this was the first thing that popped in my mind #tip2tipChina
Logo generator for Burger King where the BK logo says bī hànbǎo (which means pussy burger, something Ludwig referred to himself to any local he met) and the tagline "We are two white-colored foreigners riding motorcycles across China" which was a line Michael Reeves would use consistently when talking to locals.
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8-bit Miniboss @8bit.rip · 04/05/2026
Steam Controller, get!
Partial screenshot of a order status for the Steam Controller.
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8-bit Miniboss @8bit.rip · 30/04/2026
I got a curt "You have been unsubscribed."
Screenshot of a text message that says "You have been unsubscribed."
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8-bit Miniboss @8bit.rip · 25/04/2026
Always watching, peko.
Screenshot from Death Stranding 2. Sam Bridges sitting on his bed in a safe house with a blank stare with the image of Vtuber, Usada Pekora looming over his shoulder.
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8-bit Miniboss @8bit.rip · 23/04/2026
What's up with the rando one in the 10th pile with the different label? Revision?
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8-bit Miniboss @8bit.rip · 13/04/2026
THE TWO PIECE IS REAL
Screenshot of the Popeye's Twitter account announcing the One Piece collab meal caled the Luffy Bento Bundle. It includes 2 pieces of fried chicken, a side of mac and cheese, Chopper's cupcake and a Gum-Gum Fruit Lemonade.
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8-bit Miniboss @8bit.rip · 11/04/2026
OK, solved. I have access to Premium Lite, but you have to go in a roundabout way to even get to it because YouTube is a bunch of assholes where I can't just downgrade directly from my account.
Screenshot for YouTube Premium Lite for 9 dollars a month.
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8-bit Miniboss @8bit.rip · 11/04/2026
How about you fuckers give me a tier without fucking YouTube Music? I never use it, I never go to it. Fuck you.
Screenshot of an email from YouTube notifying of a price increase for YouTube Premium. It reads the following:

Thank you for being a YouTube Premium member. We hope you are enjoying your YouTube Premium benefits, including ad-free and downloadable videos, background play, and uninterrupted access to over 100 million songs with the YouTube Music app. 

 
To continue delivering great service and features, we’re increasing your price to $15.99/month. We don’t make these decisions lightly, but this update will allow us to continue to improve Premium and support the creators and artists you watch on YouTube.

You will see the change reflected on your May 20, 2026 billing date. 

 
While we hope that you continue to be a member, you can cancel your subscription at any time here. To check the status of your account and billing information, go to your Settings > Purchases and Memberships page. 

 
You can find more information on the latest updates in the YouTube Help Center. 

 
Thanks for being a YouTube Premium member. 

 
Sincerely, 
The YouTube Premium team
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8-bit Miniboss @8bit.rip · 08/04/2026
I got added to a new blocklist and I'm fuckin' laughin' dawg, ahahahaha.
Screenshot from Clearsky showing a blocklist titled "Wrong about AI/Bitcoin/VR probably other things"
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8-bit Miniboss @8bit.rip · 05/04/2026
Why yes, I am childish. Why do you ask?
It's a partial screenshot from Death Stranding 2's backpack customization screen. An array of accessories are on the backpack but the focus is a series of blood type patches spelling out BOOBA using the B-, O-, O+, B+ and A- patches.
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8-bit Miniboss @8bit.rip · 02/04/2026
Just give me water, man…
Picture of a water dispenser’s menu screen filled with joke flavors for April Fool’s. I won’t list them as they’re all bad.
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8-bit Miniboss @8bit.rip · 23/03/2026
You say burnt. I say perfect.
Photo of two slices of pepperoni pizza on a white plate, well done.
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