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Lusus Naturae

@7lusus4.bsky.social
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1 (See, that’s a joke. The signup asked for “a bit,” and 1 is a positive bit, and try to be positive, and… I’m terrible with jokes.) Also:: AI may be digital *images*, but digital *art* is NOT AI. Art takes a lot more work than many may not realize.

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Lusus Naturae @7lusus4.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Phase 1: Sore throat a little. Phase 2: Sinuses are like leaky plumbing. Phase 3: I feel great! Phase 4: Sinues are thick like overdone Jello.
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Lusus Naturae @7lusus4.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Adding things with a Sharpie don’t count, too. Wharton my ass…
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Lusus Naturae @7lusus4.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
But he sure is pretty.
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Lusus Naturae @7lusus4.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hairless apes, Mary. Hairless damned apes. They’ll get you every time. I wish I could be joking about this but I’m not. Ah well.
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Lusus Naturae @7lusus4.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Primates are all bastards. Evil, nasty bastards.
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Lusus Naturae @7lusus4.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Well, I was GOING to have lunch, but…
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Lusus Naturae @7lusus4.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Well, generally the winds go from my area (Northwest) towards LA, so I won’t have fallout quite as bad, but that’s still really, really bad. And I’m old enough to be aware of the Cold War With Ronnie, so I still have a LITTLE concern about nuclear death. Can these fucknuts be serious for a moment?
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Lusus Naturae @7lusus4.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Well, points for the ear, I guess… a point anyway… half a point… I guess…
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Kermit the Frog: Oh No! Worried Reaction
Alt: Kermit the Frog: Oh No! Worried Reaction
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Lusus Naturae @7lusus4.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A strange reverse to it: Please let this be AI, because I don’t want to believe this exists. Which obviously means this is the police chief of a… disturbing town. Called Disturbing Town.
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Lusus Naturae @7lusus4.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A moment ago I had only thought of LA Port Authority; just realized about the San Diego military. Which… I thought he was, you know, the Commander in Chief. I mean realistically it’s supposed to be but he’s um not.
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Lusus Naturae @7lusus4.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Well, ya know, it’s pretty insignificant considering it’s only the largest shipping port between the US and all of Asia. Small price. 😐 WHAT THE FUCK IS HE TALKING ABOUT. 🤬
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Lusus Naturae @7lusus4.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Bleach wasn’t a win, but it is Russia so maybe injection of borscht? Maybe we should ask Melania.
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Lusus Naturae @7lusus4.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh good, I’m not the only one. I know what it is but…
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Lusus Naturae @7lusus4.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
And we have a winner, folks!
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Lusus Naturae @7lusus4.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Pretty sure “morality” didn’t enter in to their lifestyles.
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Lusus Naturae @7lusus4.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This has to be sarcastic.
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Lusus Naturae @7lusus4.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What I learned is “…the funny thing about regret is that it's better to regret something you have done than to regret something that you haven't done.”
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Lusus Naturae @7lusus4.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Captain America: I Understood That Reference
Alt: Captain America: I Understood That Reference Referenced to my dad driving it up from the Bahamas.
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Lusus Naturae @7lusus4.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Five out of six keeping me out of the military. Can we at add oldies or something there too?
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Lusus Naturae @7lusus4.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If I had a dime for every time I’ve been at Barbur Transit, DAMN I’d have a lot of dimes. Shame there’s not a Sharif’s there any more.
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Lusus Naturae @7lusus4.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
How can #mysumnercarbe so incredibly frustrating yet be so damn fun?
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Lusus Naturae @7lusus4.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And Alan Rickman. Couple days apart and it didn’t help.
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Lusus Naturae @7lusus4.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That’s how I got it pretty much instantly. If Donald says something like this, it’s straight out racist. If Donald says ANYTHING, best to interpret as the worst possible way.
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Lusus Naturae @7lusus4.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If nobody is religious, can *I* hit him with a polo mallet?
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Lusus Naturae @7lusus4.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“The frogs are cool, they eat bugs and sound cool peeping at night and wear those little high hats and dance, but the locusts… Jests Christ these locusts. No wait, that was GAWD. Sorry about the mixup.” 🤨 “Are you SURE you’re a deity?”
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Lusus Naturae @7lusus4.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oooh onions. Yellow onions with a dent so it’s mashed a little, then a week later… black mold and slimy and smells exactky like what you expect a rotten onion to smell like, but 10 times worse.
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Lusus Naturae @7lusus4.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
… and after more detailed research, this does not appear to be true — which I’m not sure if I’m slightly relieved or slightly disappointed. People can’t be that stupid, or people aren’t that stupid? I don’t know.
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Lusus Naturae @7lusus4.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’ll admit I frequently get names, places, pronouns… all sorts of confuses. But I suffer a pretty fun case of aphasia after a stroke. Donald on the side, this guy has no excuse for that.
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Lusus Naturae @7lusus4.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Never had
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Lusus Naturae @7lusus4.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Ralph Wiggum: Me Fail English? That's Unpossible
Alt: Ralph Wiggum: Me Fail English? That's Unpossible
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Lusus Naturae @7lusus4.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I didn’t even realize this was an organized group… and there doesn’t seem to be one in the Northwest?
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Lusus Naturae @7lusus4.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have deer, raccoons, red tail hawks, cooper’s hawks, hoot owls, innumerable crows, the occasional threat of cougars, ducks, Canadian geese, … …coyotes… …and more! About 4 miles from downtown Portland. And then there’s more in Washington Park and Forest Park… I love my city. We gots critters.
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Lusus Naturae @7lusus4.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I am not a doctor. But I *have* had a stroke and I’ll say he’s got some similarities, mostly the face, the gait, and the screwy word choices both written and spoken. Admittedly the last there might just be horrible education, but it sure is suspicious. I’d say “poor guy” here, but, well, you know.
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Lusus Naturae @7lusus4.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Gagging at least…
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Lusus Naturae @7lusus4.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I would’ve agreed it would’ve been great to lock *Donald* our. Natalie and Melania were there, and wasn’t Ivanka too? Between the three there’d be SOMEONE more adult there.
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Lusus Naturae @7lusus4.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Misread what you meant there. Or maybe I didn’t. Either description would probably be close.
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Lusus Naturae @7lusus4.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Nothing but a blue screen… that’s the show I like.😄
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Lusus Naturae @7lusus4.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I thought he was just looking confused and nervous: “What is this ‘dee-sen-see’ Mamdani keeps talking about? I don’t get it. I should ask Stephen about that one.“
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Lusus Naturae @7lusus4.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Latvian needs, apparently… They don’t take no shit. 😄
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Lusus Naturae @7lusus4.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Trump: I did that!
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Lusus Naturae @7lusus4.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The grasshopper was pretty low on the food chain. I’m with Team Lizard on this one. Much cuter.
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Lusus Naturae @7lusus4.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Can’t park here, mate.
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Lusus Naturae @7lusus4.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
😍🥰 Such a beautiful form! I can… accept that people are scared — “Some snakes are dangerous, so these are too!” — but I don’t entirely understand how they get stuck in that fear. Even rattlesnake are beautiful (from a very very very safe distance). Look at that critter! It’s amazing!
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Lusus Naturae @7lusus4.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Two out of three animals in the middle of nowhere like it. Lizards dig it and people approve!
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Lusus Naturae @7lusus4.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Smart cat, cat. Have some 🐟
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Lusus Naturae @7lusus4.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Stuckinatreecat.
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Lusus Naturae @7lusus4.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Kinds of things that always makes me think Maiden’s “Aces High”(iiiiiiIIIIIIII)
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Lusus Naturae @7lusus4.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’m running out parts to say “My [body part here]!”, so I guess I’m down to “My meniscus!” Totally fair because mine is already bad.
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Lusus Naturae @7lusus4.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Being unfamiliar with these “Mo vees” of which you speak, is this blue filter literally on the film or as a filter on the lens?
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Lusus Naturae @7lusus4.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Food service, dentists, nurses… technical support… anything that can make your life in a very subtle (or not so subtle) life unpleasant — Maybe be nice to them. Technically be nice to everyone, but these people in particular.
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