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Associated Parody @70r0.bsky.social · 2h
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That's A Shame
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Associated Parody @70r0.bsky.social · 2h
He’s still proud of this
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Associated Parody @70r0.bsky.social · 2h
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Homer Simpson: I Have No Idea Who That Is
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Associated Parody @70r0.bsky.social · 2h
The Trump kids need to start worrying about him changing his will
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Associated Parody @70r0.bsky.social · 3h
They’re not even close to getting it
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Associated Parody @70r0.bsky.social · 3h
Dan won’t push back on Russian diesel imports either. He’ll dodge that issue now as well.
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Associated Parody @70r0.bsky.social · 21h
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Scenic Lake View with 'Out to Lunch' Text
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Associated Parody @70r0.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Wow, best thing I ever got at a Dairy Queen was a Choco Brownie Extreme Blizzard…
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Joe Biden Shows Off Dairy Queen Blizzard
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Associated Parody @70r0.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I’m old enough to remember when republicans weren’t running for office to stay out of court
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KTOO Public Media @ktoopublicmedia.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The top-polling Republican in the Alaska governor’s race has a history of being sued for not paying bills. That’s according to court records and recent reporting on Bernadette Wilson by the Anchorage Daily News. (From @alaskapublic.org)
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Alaska governor hopeful Bernadette Wilson's court record shows lawsuits over unpaid bills
Wilson was the top Republican vote-getter in the August primary, but questions have lingered about her troubled financial history, starting with problems paying a mortgage and, later, her company's…
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Associated Parody @70r0.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Jennifer Grey Screaming in Ferris Bueller's Day Off
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Associated Parody @70r0.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You don’t even have to imagine
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Associated Parody @70r0.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I hope Dave Bronson gets the help he needs
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Associated Parody @70r0.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
How about we elect a governor that doesn’t violate the law? www.jktforak.com
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Jonathan Kreiss-Tomkins (JKT) for Governor | Alaska Campaign
Support Jonathan Kreiss-Tomkins for Governor. Join the movement for a better Alaska focused on solutions and community-led leadership.
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Associated Parody @70r0.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A centaur with a horse’s ass on both ends
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Associated Parody @70r0.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I’m gonna need an anger translation
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Associated Parody @70r0.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Russia is responsible for the deaths of American soldiers. Trump has sided with our enemies. There is no other conclusion to make. It’s treason. www.cnn.com/2026/03/06/p...
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Russia is aiding Iran’s war effort by providing intel on US military targets, sources say | CNN Politics
Russia is providing Iran with intelligence about the locations and movements of American troops, ships and aircraft, according to multiple people familiar with US intelligence reporting on the issue, ...
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Associated Parody @70r0.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Trump is providing aid and comfort to our enemies in a time of war. Treason. www.cnn.com/2026/03/06/p...
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Russia is aiding Iran’s war effort by providing intel on US military targets, sources say | CNN Politics
Russia is providing Iran with intelligence about the locations and movements of American troops, ships and aircraft, according to multiple people familiar with US intelligence reporting on the issue, ...
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Mary Peltola @marypeltola.com · 08/10/2026
The corporate greed crushing hardworking Americans has a face in Alaska – and it’s the out-of-state factory trawling industry. I'm fighting to stop them from destroying our fisheries and our economy. Dan Sullivan has taken hundreds of thousands of dollars from them.
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Alaska Senate’s trawling debate taps into corporate greed
Mary Peltola and Dan Sullivan’s fight over trawling isn’t just about fish, but also over who controls Alaska’s resources: Alaskans or big corporations.
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Associated Parody @70r0.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Trump has betrayed us all
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Mary Peltola @marypeltola.com · 09/10/2026
When Barrow High started playing football 20 years ago, plenty of people doubted it would last. The Barrow Whalers and the Utqiaġvik families cheering them on have proved them all wrong – five Division III title games in 10 years 👏 Go Whalers!
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High school football in the Arctic was a bold idea 20 years ago. Now, Utqiagvik’s team is proving it’s more than a curiosity.
The Barrow High School Whalers have been to the Division III title game five times in 10 years. That’s just one way the team is having an impact, coaches and community members say.
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Mary Peltola @marypeltola.com · 09/10/2026
Grocery store prices in rural Alaska right now. Most goods here come by barge or plane, so life here has always cost more. But this? This is as bad as it's ever been. This is what the price-hiking war in Iran is costing Alaskans. Dan Sullivan has now voted for it 14 times.
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Associated Parody @70r0.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A public execution right before an election you say?
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Mary Peltola @marypeltola.com · 09/10/2026
Every village, every voter. From the Aleutians to Anchorage to the Arctic, I’m making my way around our state to reach every community I can, and make sure no Alaskan goes unheard in the U.S. Senate.
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Mary Peltola @marypeltola.com · 08/10/2026
So good to be in beautiful Cordova today! I'm crisscrossing Alaska to reach every community I can, because we're going to win this race the Alaska way: by mukluk telegraph! Person to person, one conversation at a time.
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Mary Peltola @marypeltola.com · 07/10/2026
Found this one in the family album. That's me, growing up in Western Alaska. Some of my earliest memories are of summers at fish camp and a community that always looked out for one another. That Alaska is worth fighting for. I'm running for Senate to protect it for the next generation.
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Associated Parody @70r0.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We were warned
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Kimberly Guilfoyle: The Best Is Yet To Come
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Mary Peltola @marypeltola.com · 07/10/2026
Our roads, pipelines, and schools in Alaska were built by union labor. Our workers have always shown up for Alaska, and I'll always show up for them by fighting for fair wages, safe workplaces, and the freedom to organize. Grateful for the support of labor leaders like Heidi.
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Mary Peltola @marypeltola.com · 07/10/2026
Dan Sullivan is a part of the rigged system that’s stealing from hardworking Alaska families to give tax breaks to millionaires and billionaires. It’s like reverse Robin Hood.
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Associated Parody @70r0.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Probably drilled into them since pledge week
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Animal House: Kevin Bacon's Iconic Initiation Scene
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Mary Peltola @marypeltola.com · 06/10/2026
When Alaskans elect someone to represent us in DC, we expect them to put Alaska first. No exceptions. Dan Sullivan has been putting himself and his donors before Alaska, whether it’s the Lower 48 factory trawling fleet, his billionaire backers, or the Epstein Class.
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Letter: The power we sent to Washington is going unused
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Associated Parody @70r0.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Dani Rojas: Football Is Life! (Ted Lasso)
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Associated Parody @70r0.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
No, it’s Tennessee. The opposite of that…
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Is This Heaven? - Field of Dreams Quote
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Associated Parody @70r0.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Monkey Paw: Thumbs Up to Bad Luck
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Mary Peltola @marypeltola.com · 05/10/2026
100,000 doors knocked across Alaska (and counting!) This is a movement that reaches every corner of our state, built one conversation at a time. And the message we're hearing is clear: Alaskans are ready for a senator who shows up for all of us. 🐟❤️🇺🇸
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Associated Parody @70r0.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sounds like a great deal until you realize that a large portion of the $10 million pays Alaskan workers who live, work and spend in the state while the outsourced $4 million will simply leave the state, never to return.
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Associated Parody @70r0.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You had me at ‘swearing.’
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Associated Parody @70r0.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Maybe the Jos A. Bank line is the only one designed to cover adult diapers
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Associated Parody @70r0.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sure the trade deficit was higher but at least we paid more for everything…
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Mary Peltola @marypeltola.com · 06/10/2026
Alaskans use 4x more diesel per person than the rest of the nation. Alaskans can’t afford a senator who has voted for the Iran war that’s sent diesel prices soaring over 10 times.
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Associated Parody @70r0.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He does understand that republicans control all the levers of government here, right?
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Terio's Puzzled Look
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Associated Parody @70r0.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Kevin McCallister's Surprised Reaction
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Associated Parody @70r0.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Goodfellas: Henry Hill's Iconic Dance
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 04/10/2026
NEW: I have obtained descriptions of NINE FBI training videos showing agents were instructed to flag Trump's name in the Epstein files for supervisory review. My latest: www.muellershewrote.com/p/exclusive-...
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EXCLUSIVE: MSW Media has Obtained Descriptions of NINE Epstein Files Redaction Training Videos in FOIA Lawsuit
Sources confirm that two videos instructed agents to flag documents including Trump’s name for supervisory review.
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Mary Peltola @marypeltola.com · 03/10/2026
Dan Sullivan's votes for tariffs didn't help Alaska, but they sure helped his brother's chemical company, where he owns up to $5 million in stock. This is the exact kind of corruption that Alaskans are sick and tired of.
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Sullivan backs policies that enrich his family’s business
Sullivan owns up to $5 million in RPM International stock.
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Associated Parody @70r0.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You should see the deluge of superpac ads telling us @marypeltola.com and Bill Hill are “with their people, not us.” Dog whistles getting louder and louder.
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Associated Parody @70r0.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“But for the record, I would totally do that”
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Three's Company: Jack Tripper & Chrissy Snow Laugh
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Associated Parody @70r0.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
** laughs in Hunter Biden **
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Associated Parody @70r0.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Let’s check those hard drives
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Associated Parody @70r0.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh
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