All men are cremated equal @666gigapet666.bsky.social · 19/07/2026I think we can all agree nobody wants extra time in new jersey 000
All men are cremated equal @666gigapet666.bsky.social · 07/07/2026My favorite thing about Belgium used to be the Waterloo McDonald’s and Meli Park. Now I have a new favorite thing about Belgium. 000
All men are cremated equal @666gigapet666.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Petition to have Megan Thee Stallion rewrite and record over every one of D**dy’s guest verses and ad libs 010
All men are cremated equal @666gigapet666.bsky.social · 20/03/2023Tonight I learned my love language is a wrestler in a cowboy hat yelling at me from inside the ring “I’m gonna bend you over these ropes!” 000
All men are cremated equal @666gigapet666.bsky.social · 17/12/2022Passing a jail with pandemic-produced “heroes work here” signs should tell you all you need to know about this country 000
All men are cremated equal @666gigapet666.bsky.social · 07/10/2022this Biden weed debate really shows that people who live outside of the DMV know fuck all about the District of Columbia. 000
All men are cremated equal @666gigapet666.bsky.social · 06/10/2022Woman having a meltdown in front of Sweetgreen bc it’s 12:15 and “the salads were supposed to be ready at 1215 and they app says they haven’t even started preparing them!” should be all the evidence we need to never have to work in offices again 000
All men are cremated equal @666gigapet666.bsky.social · 28/09/2022A middle school girl stopped me while I was in CVS to tell me I was really pretty and honestly Whitney was right the children are our future. 000
All men are cremated equal @666gigapet666.bsky.social · 20/08/2022If you go with me on a date to the demolition derby you will experience me at my most extreme and either fall madly in love with me or want to push me off a cliff. There’s no in between. 000
All men are cremated equal @666gigapet666.bsky.social · 13/08/2022CDC advises you no longer have to protect ya neck 000
All men are cremated equal @666gigapet666.bsky.social · 03/08/20222022 really tried to break me but then I got news that City of Caterpillar is releasing a new record next month 000
All men are cremated equal @666gigapet666.bsky.social · 18/07/2022frantically googles “Nathan Fielder height” 000
All men are cremated equal @666gigapet666.bsky.social · 27/05/2022I just discovered the entire Home Movies series is on HBOMax so it’s safe to say I’m not leaving my apartment this weekend. 000
All men are cremated equal @666gigapet666.bsky.social · 04/05/2022goblin mode ain’t got nothing on gremlin mode 000
All men are cremated equal @666gigapet666.bsky.social · 22/04/2022The only prompt a dating app ever needs is “do you wear a mask when flying when there’s no mask mandate” 100
All men are cremated equal @666gigapet666.bsky.social · 04/04/2022Ozzfest ‘99 Woodstock ‘99 🤝 arson toxic masculinity some god awful nü metal bands 000
All men are cremated equal @666gigapet666.bsky.social · 02/04/2022The next time I see W*ody All*n trending on Twitter it better be because that mutherfucker is dead 000
All men are cremated equal @666gigapet666.bsky.social · 30/03/2022Without context, the lyrics “the Vengabus is coming” sounds more like a threat than a party anthem 000
All men are cremated equal @666gigapet666.bsky.social · 18/03/2022I just ate half a bag of bbq sunflower seeds in one sitting. I am legion. 000
All men are cremated equal @666gigapet666.bsky.social · 12/02/2022If you’re a woman whose name was not included in Mambo No. 5 you may be entitled to financial compensation 000
All men are cremated equal @666gigapet666.bsky.social · 14/01/2022About a month ago I started watching Supernatural from the beginning and the most unrealistic thing on this show isn’t angels and demons, it’s when a character picks up the phone from an unknown caller 100
All men are cremated equal @666gigapet666.bsky.social · 12/01/2022Lord help me I’ve ended up on early 2000s post-hardcore tiktok 000
All men are cremated equal @666gigapet666.bsky.social · 07/01/2022Whichever presidential candidate runs on a platform of outlawing white men with goatees has my vote 000
All men are cremated equal @666gigapet666.bsky.social · 30/12/2021gorgeous gorgeous girls pack 10 pairs of underwear for a three day trip 000
All men are cremated equal @666gigapet666.bsky.social · 10/12/2021punk dating 🚩: they mispronounce Ian Mackaye’s last name. 000
All men are cremated equal @666gigapet666.bsky.social · 03/12/2021Getting to the GZA, Raekwon, and Ghostface show early af tonight because M.R.E.A.M. (Merch Rules Everything Around Me) 000
All men are cremated equal @666gigapet666.bsky.social · 03/12/2021peasants/serfs putting AKAB (all knights are bastards) in their bios 000
All men are cremated equal @666gigapet666.bsky.social · 06/10/2021A conclusion I’ve come to with zero research and will now think of as fact: while writing “Nothing Else Matters” James Hetfield exclusively listened to “Knights in White Satin” by the Moody Blues 000
All men are cremated equal @666gigapet666.bsky.social · 10/09/2021Why do you, an adult, have your Venmo transactions set to public? 000
All men are cremated equal @666gigapet666.bsky.social · 08/09/2021Fck, marry, kill: Ronald McDonald, Colonel Sanders, the Burger King 000
All men are cremated equal @666gigapet666.bsky.social · 29/07/2021I just saw a comment on tik tok referring to Steve Zahn as “that guy who played the dad in Diary of a Wimpy Kid.” If you need me I will be six feet under from here on out. 000
All men are cremated equal @666gigapet666.bsky.social · 18/07/2021Ah yes the being a toxic/predatory creep to having ENM in your tinder bio pipeline. 000
All men are cremated equal @666gigapet666.bsky.social · 17/07/2021Tonight I watched a bunch of young millennial PETA members protesting outside a Regal Cinema wrap up their evening by piling into a Tesla. What a life. 000
All men are cremated equal @666gigapet666.bsky.social · 13/07/2021Every summer my entire life, no matter where in the world my family and I lived, my parents would say “it’s not the humidity, it’s the stupidity.” And to this day I have no idea what that means. 000
All men are cremated equal @666gigapet666.bsky.social · 05/06/2021Did Shakespeare write that line “hell is empty and all the devils are here” during a cicada summer or what? 000
All men are cremated equal @666gigapet666.bsky.social · 19/05/2021Listening to Jeff Buckley will never not make me want to break down and sob for hours. 000
All men are cremated equal @666gigapet666.bsky.social · 08/04/2021Are fanny packs named because you’re supposed to wear them over your fanny (🇺🇸) or fanny (🇬🇧) or what? 000
All men are cremated equal @666gigapet666.bsky.social · 20/01/2021How many insurrectionists also wear glasses with transition lenses? 000
