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5wood

@5wood.bsky.social
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🇨🇦 🇲🇽 Retired international school Assistant Principal. Long life fan of the Toronto Maple Leafs and avid golfer. Strong believer in integrity, honesty, respecting others and good manners. Lover of golden retrievers and anything related to Mexican culture.

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5wood @5wood.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
By not broadcasting the NHL finals for free in Canada, the NHL and Rogers are sacrificing Canadian culture for corporate greed. And if our government allows this to happen, then we can surely see that whatever remaining 🇨🇦 culture remains, will soon be gone. Screw Gary Bettman and screw Rogers.
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5wood @5wood.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Peter Navarro had threatened Canada if it interferes in the midterms, but it is ok for MAGA to interfere in Canadian politics especially in trying to stoke separatist movements in Alberta and Quebec. Has there ever been a more hypocritical country than the US? Canada is hoping for a blue wave!
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AgentJoeMcJoe 🇺🇸 @joemcjoe11.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pat Bagley absolutely nailed the nasty, ugly and fat, Commie and Xi's meeting at the White House.
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5wood @5wood.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When delegates at the UN walk out on speakers from countries they have issue with, they look weak and send the message that you don’t need to listen to those you disagree with. How childish and arrogant and self-defeating.
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5wood @5wood.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Boy, Denmark has made a huge mistake. They will live to regret it. They will soon learn that Trump can’t be trusted . And, I think Canada needs to seriously increase the size and preparation of its military forces because Greenland, Alaska and the 49th are way too close.
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💙🪄 Keep Rising 🪄💙 @keeprising.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
♥️ anyone else weeping happy tears ❤️💛💚💜🤎🧡🤍🦋🕊🌱
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5wood @5wood.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The US has a bunch of spoiled infants running their government. So glad to see our Prime Minister continue to be the adult in the room, brushing aside their childish insults. Americans should be so embarrassed for being represented by such a group of morons.
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5wood @5wood.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Those who head Google are a bunch of pussies.
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5wood @5wood.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Here’s my theory for Guerrero’s awful season this year. To me, he looks much heavier than he was last season. Last season he looked slimmer and moved much faster. I noticed right at the beginning of this season that he looked bulkier and this extra bulk is affecting his swing.
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CorrinaLeeB 🇨🇦 @corrina.sheshed.rocks · 26/08/2026
🇨🇦 🎶Oh, we’re going to a trade war… They thought Canada would fold without a fight. Instead, we rally side by side🍁 Never mistake Canadian politeness for weakness. We can say “sorry” AND stand our ground🇨🇦 #CanadaStrong #ElbowsUp #SheShed
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5wood @5wood.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
ifloz.substack.com/p/lay-a-fuck... Trump’s claims about Canada are all bullshit and here’s why:
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LAY A FUCKING FINGER ON CANADA AND FIND OUT: TURNS OUT CANUCKS HAVE LOTS OF MATES
USA DECLARES WAR ON ITS OWN LIFE SUPPORT: WHY CANADIANS ARE ITS BEST CUSTOMERS
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Lise 🇨🇦 @liseandree.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Dear USians, This is why Canadians are so fucking pissed and done with 🇺🇸! #GlovesOff
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🍁🇨🇦Team Canada Forever🇨🇦🍁 @teamcanadaforever.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
🚨BREAKING: Leaked footage of the Canada vs US trade negotiations🇨🇦😂
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5wood @5wood.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
He just grounded out with bases loaded and two out. This is the new Guerrero.
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CorrinaLeeB 🇨🇦 @corrina.sheshed.rocks · 16/08/2026
Canada has officially started building the wall at the U.S. border🇨🇦😂 Budget: a few trees Construction crew: 1 beaver 🦫 Payment: maple syrup 🍁 Sorry for the inconvenience, eh? 😂 #Canada #CanadianHumour #SheShed
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5wood @5wood.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
The Blue Jays just keep getting jobbed in this game against Boston. Awful umpiring.!
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Get Out The Mid Term Vote @gotmtv.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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🍁🇨🇦Team Canada Forever🇨🇦🍁 @teamcanadaforever.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
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5wood @5wood.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
When the next Colorado Low blows across Canada dumping huge amounts of snow, Canada should levy huge tarpon the US to pay for all the snow removal. Hey Trump, manage your storm systems and keep your snow south of the 49th. Also, control your illegal guns flowing north as well.
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5wood @5wood.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I think it is time for Canada to develop nuclear weapons.
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🍁🇨🇦Team Canada Forever🇨🇦🍁 @teamcanadaforever.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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Lise 🇨🇦 @liseandree.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Ain’t that the truth!
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5wood @5wood.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Who is hated more right now, Trump or the Argentinian soccer team? It has to be a close race.
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🍁🇨🇦Team Canada Forever🇨🇦🍁 @teamcanadaforever.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
New official statement from the Prime Minister’s office just dropped ☠️😂
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5wood @5wood.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Any Canadian who travels to the US for pleasure should be ashamed of themselves.
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5wood @5wood.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Wow! Argentina’s players really are a bunch of cabrones!
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5wood @5wood.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Hoffman in. Here comes a loss for the Jays.
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5wood @5wood.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Canada is no longer a safe country thanks to Justin Trudeau’s policies. Families can’t even safely attend a festival on the streets of Toronto. Shootings are nightly events. Extortion is rampant. All of this going on while Justin prances around in Katy Perry’s video. Thanks for destroying Canada🤬
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1kr5ur43m.bsky.social @1kr5ur43m.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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5wood @5wood.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Soccer needs a back over centre rule like in basketball. It would create a lot more action.
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🍁🇨🇦Team Canada Forever🇨🇦🍁 @teamcanadaforever.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
My wife when I tell her that I just got an 11 AM tee time on Saturday, and she'll need to watch the kids. 😂
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5wood @5wood.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Anyone with a Facebook account should read this book. A real eye opener.
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5wood @5wood.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
San Jose says it is willing to trade its #2 pick. Trade Matthews for it and take a defenceman.
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5wood @5wood.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Boy, would I love to see another Canadian NHL team trade their captain this week. I have to Beleaf it can happen.
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5wood @5wood.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Soccer needs to implement a “Back Over Center” rule, like in basketball. It would add a lot more action and probably increase offensive chances at both ends.
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5wood @5wood.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Can we please keep religion, politics and special interest groups out of sport. Can’t we just enjoy the action without all the attempts at brainwashing us!
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5wood @5wood.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
First Hudson Bay and now Hickey Night in Canada. We are quickly losing every part of our national identity. Canada is no longer the country we all came to love and be proud of the me to corporate greed and the Liberals.
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5wood @5wood.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Ron Maclean’s ass should be fired for his insensitive joke. Let him know how Don Cherry feels. MacLean’s jokes are not funny and his boring stories are not interesting. Time to get rid of this relic.
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5wood @5wood.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
So Trump, who criticised Obama for releasing billions of Iranian funds has now agreed to unfreeze billions of Iranian funds. You just can’t make this shit up.
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I 💙 Dogs @dogs100.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
The best day of the week is CaturDogDay….
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Raging Pencils @ragingpencils.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
My latest posted cartoon.
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5wood @5wood.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Trump said he doesn’t care about the midterms, so why is he working so hard to rig them?
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omgisme @omgisme.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Canmore, Alberta Canada . 😍
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Pendragon Rising @pendragonrising.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
They released the UFO files...and now it all makes sense. Poor grasp of language, no sense of human compassion, doesn't, thinks Be Better empowering.
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jo is speaking 🦁🌞🟦 @joisspeaking.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
"Self-help books are bullshit" 🤣🤣🤣 This speaks right to my genX soul!
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Jenny Arntzen, PhD, PMP 🇨🇦 ✋💙🌊🇺🇦🍁 @jennyarntzen.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
If you wondered why we are staying home. #BuyCanadian #FuckTrump #FuckRepublicans
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KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 @kojamf.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Ohh that's RICH @ohhthatsrich.bsky.social
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5wood @5wood.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Shots at fired at White House Correspondents’ Dinner. Another staged shooting to get MAGA up in arms. Anything to raise his dismal approval rating.
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Melissa Brownstein RN/Bluewater Psychic, Certified Wound Nurse @melissabrownstein.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
US COMMANDER AND CHICKEN OF ARMED FORCES. AFRAID TO BE DRAFTED GOT HIS BILLION DOLLAR DADDY TO PAY OFF GOVERNMENT BY SAYING HE HAS BONE SPURS. NO ONE IN HIS FAMILY HAS EVER SERVED IN THE ARMED FORCES YET THE REPUBLICAN PARTY MAGA IDIOTS CHOSEN ONE TO BE THEIR JESUS LEADER OF THE WORLD.
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5wood @5wood.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Wow! Trump has even pissed off the Pope! What an accomplishment. So much winning! Wouldn’t it be nice if the Pope called for a New Crusade against his regime!
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