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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 5h
Frog came into the house. “Toad,” said Frog, “your pants and jacket are lying on the floor.” “Tomorrow,” said Toad from under the covers. “Your kitchen sink is filled with dirty dishes,” said Frog. “Tomorrow,” said Toad.
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5thearth.bsky.social @5thearth.bsky.social · 4h
Ew.
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5thearth.bsky.social @5thearth.bsky.social · 19h
Exactly. You have spent resources to only restore the status quo, instead of using those resources to improve the status quo. (I.e. making a window that could go into a new house)
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5thearth.bsky.social @5thearth.bsky.social · 20h
Also why stock trading has no intrinsic economic benefit. Money changes hands, but nothing of net positive value is created in the exchange.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 11/10/2026
Elon just blasted his home address to his 240 million followers along with his order number and last 4 of his Amex charge card while shilling grok bot. Someone else canceled his order.
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5thearth.bsky.social @5thearth.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
All of them get off on being their fantasy of a bond villain. Of course they loved it, it's exactly what they wanted. You should have given them a polka.
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5thearth.bsky.social @5thearth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Reminder that spiking trees is something that people used to do.
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5thearth.bsky.social @5thearth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Seriously anything over 60 is just unnecessary
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5thearth.bsky.social @5thearth.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Also, by the time you see an episode of a show, the entire season is already recorded. There is literally nothing a writer could do about your ideas even if they agreed with you.
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5thearth.bsky.social @5thearth.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"I mean, I can't complain, I was a thief, but I don't get what you did to deserve that"
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5thearth.bsky.social @5thearth.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sleep apnea is a common cause of cognitive issues. Does he snore?
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5thearth.bsky.social @5thearth.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Did you know that if you drive large iron nails into a tree at around stump level, it doesn't really hurt the tree? It just leaves chunks of metal in the wood.
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5thearth.bsky.social @5thearth.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I can hear this image. Primitive Technology ASMR
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5thearth.bsky.social @5thearth.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Kaiser is doing it now out some places. It's a start.
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5thearth.bsky.social @5thearth.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ever consider crossposting on Nebula? I'd love to watch you without the ads.
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5thearth.bsky.social @5thearth.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I had a TI 85 and no one else did, so hard to find games...
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heresvix @heresvix.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Anxiety be like??
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5thearth.bsky.social @5thearth.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That's like, at least 8 swords.
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5thearth.bsky.social @5thearth.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I had no idea the size could vary so much, that's insane.
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Goh_billy @gohbilly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Attaching Marco from Metal Slug to my fan to bring out some Heavy Machine Gun action.
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Dr Hannah M. Rowland @hannahmrowland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hope your day was better than Darwin’s, on this day 165 years ago
I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody &everything.

Charles Darwin
Letter to Charles Lyell
1st October 1861
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5thearth.bsky.social @5thearth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Tarot card vibes
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5thearth.bsky.social @5thearth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That boy is a unit
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5thearth.bsky.social @5thearth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm torn between laughing at people who think LLMs have consciousness and being genuinely concerned about what's going to happen during and after actual AI development, if such a thing happens.
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5thearth.bsky.social @5thearth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I spent a summer in Italy for university, and one thing that I remember is that their public water is a point of pride. There are taps and even fountains you can drink from everywhere.
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5thearth.bsky.social @5thearth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That was a specific rule we could add on to handball. You would call out the special rules you were using when starting a game. Except I think we called that a rainbow and a watermelon was just swinging your arm under the ball. There were all sorts of rules with various names.
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5thearth.bsky.social @5thearth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If it was 6 you could join them and make it 7, thus averting disaster
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5thearth.bsky.social @5thearth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Frankly I'm shocked enough of anything allergenic survives the pyrolosis needed to make activated charcoal, (in theory its nearly pure carbon) but I guess that's a thing.
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5thearth.bsky.social @5thearth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think "low stakes" is a big part of it. As you mentioned power wash simulator literally has no fail condition (besides just giving up) and generally such games are very forgiving (i.e. little/no time limits, no loss of progess, infinite retries, etc)
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5thearth.bsky.social @5thearth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You want some fuk?
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5thearth.bsky.social @5thearth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is the world's whitest version of boba
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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5thearth.bsky.social @5thearth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A bargain
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ElectroCeratops @ehrenenglish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"OWL RLY" Acrylic and paint marker on birch panel. My piece for the Hoot art show, part of the Ottawa International Animation Festival this year. It's up right now for another 2 days at Beyond the Pale Brewing in the Byward Market. Painting is also for sale! #art #owl #retrogaming
An acrylic painting of a snowy owl character playing an original game boy. Bright retro colours and an abstract background. Perhaps a resemblance to an ancient meme.
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Temiree ☀️🦦 @temiree.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A drawing referencing the quoted post audio, featuring Ryan, an anthro/furry raccoon, and Nes, an anthro/furry kangaroo.

Ryan looks down amused at what he's made. Nes leans into the doorway, asking, "What are you doing in here?!" Ryan responds, "Doin' some DJ stuff! I call this... Evil September."
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5thearth.bsky.social @5thearth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"How to Live Safely in a Science Fictional Universe" by Charles Yu. Not an easy book to read, both due to its theme of self-harm and its extremely meta ouroboros nature, but it tells a touching story in a way that I can't really explain without spoiling the book.
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5thearth.bsky.social @5thearth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Wanting to walk around while on the phone is a weirdly common thing. I get the same way.
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5thearth.bsky.social @5thearth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Giving someone money for services isn't a license to be a dick to them.
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5thearth.bsky.social @5thearth.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Yeah, I usually don't care for really cold water either. I don't even mind lukewarm soda.
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5thearth.bsky.social @5thearth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Did they take your snacks
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5thearth.bsky.social @5thearth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The dragon demands more tokens
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5thearth.bsky.social @5thearth.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
For someone who never eats with chronic cluster headaches he sure got stamina
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5thearth.bsky.social @5thearth.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
George didn't know what a parsec is and everything since then has been fans trying to retcon their way out of admitting it
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5thearth.bsky.social @5thearth.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Sometimes the real brattyiness is being deliberately bad at it
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5thearth.bsky.social @5thearth.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I learned SMOG. Signal, mirror, (look) over your shoulder, go.
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5thearth.bsky.social @5thearth.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A lot of child VO and child singing work is actually adult voice actors. It's a lot easier to work with an adult who can sound like a kid than with actual children.
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4thdslip @4thdslip.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Trans women will be like "you have GOT to hop on this game, it's peak" and it's some Japan-exclusive shmup for the Sega Saturn called
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5thearth.bsky.social @5thearth.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The rate of the reaction does increase with heat (assuming sufficient oxygen is available), so yes removing heat can slow it down.
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5thearth.bsky.social @5thearth.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Alreasy been said, but in more detail: Using stress as motivation to compensate for a deficit of executive function is 100% ADD/ADHD.
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 17/09/2026
personally disappointed in people talking about ZSNES like it's not just a program you can install and run today. It's not ancient history, and even if it was, you could emulate it. also, why the blurry static JPEG? GIVE ME ANIMATED SNOW.
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