5se7en5 @5se7en5.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Pepperdine law grad who failed the bar AND reads at a 6th grade level. Shocking. 010 1
5se7en5 @5se7en5.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Not unlike the Sinema/Manchin era. Need a douchebag proof majority. 000 0
5se7en5 @5se7en5.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Senator Tararico: “At what point did you become away of the documented evidence that Donald Trump had been trafficking 14 year old girls to Jeffrey Epstein”? Vance: “Under advice of counsel ….” 000 0
5se7en5 @5se7en5.bsky.social · 01/10/2026When you prepay for your funeral, including embalming, you really need to read the fine print. 000 0
5se7en5 @5se7en5.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Best ad for Freightliner ever, and it cost them nothing. 010 1
5se7en5 @5se7en5.bsky.social · 30/09/2026static.klipy.comMonty Python Firing Squad SketchALT: Monty Python Firing Squad Sketch 021 2
5se7en5 @5se7en5.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Docking port for the AssGenie 2000 XXL, a device that automates the unpleasant task of removing soiled adult diapers, and pressure washes those hard to reach nooks and crannies. He’s currently testing a prototype of the device that that puts on a new diaper, a job previously left to Natalie  000 0
5se7en5 @5se7en5.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Distilling MAGA to its stupidest people, saying the stupidest things 000 0
5se7en5 @5se7en5.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Better framed as “Trump’s psychosis is become more pronounced” 010 1
5se7en5 @5se7en5.bsky.social · 08/09/2026— Maybe postpone retirement for a year or two, or better yet, work till you die like your parents — Maybe buy 1 doll instead of 6 — Maybe eat a less beef, or just less in general — Maybe put off that road trip … perhaps a staycation All of it to pay for tax cuts for the top .01% 040 4
5se7en5 @5se7en5.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Mark it down …. Loomer will play kingmaker for the 2028 GOP nomination. The state of today’s Republican Party 000 0
5se7en5 @5se7en5.bsky.social · 02/09/2026The size of the guy’s noggin relative to the rest of his body. Odd. 020 2
5se7en5 @5se7en5.bsky.social · 02/09/2026The tech market has been clamoring for the latest Palm Pilot. 000 0
5se7en5 @5se7en5.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Keep your friends close, and the pedophiles who know your secrets closer. 000 0
5se7en5 @5se7en5.bsky.social · 23/08/2026It was just a few short months ago that he was 235 lbs with 6% body fat. A breakfast / lunch / dinner routine comprised entirely of McDonalds sandwiches will eventually take its toll, even for genetically superior athlete like DJT. 000 0
5se7en5 @5se7en5.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Barack needs to make room for Jon. Another tenant moving in, rent free. 010 1
5se7en5 @5se7en5.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Trump will eventually pay up. My guess is 2.5 million rolls of nickels, dumped on Carroll’s driveway. 100 1
5se7en5 @5se7en5.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Same with the strategic oil reserve — below 300 million barrels for the first time since 1983. There to be used, right? We’ve never been weaker or more vulnerable… and for what? 021 2
5se7en5 @5se7en5.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Prototype portable toilet designed by American Standard. Made with super strong, yet ultra lightweight carbon fiber, the ‘El Presidente’ can withstand a tumble down flight of stairs without breaking or leaking excrement. Human waste is collected & discretely stored in reservoirs around the ankles. 010 1
5se7en5 @5se7en5.bsky.social · 14/08/2026How we’ll be moving freight under President Baron Trumpstatic.klipy.comPowerful Steam Train on TracksALT: Powerful Steam Train on Tracks 000 0
5se7en5 @5se7en5.bsky.social · 12/08/2026static.klipy.comChris Farley & David Spade: Wig Blown OffALT: Chris Farley & David Spade: Wig Blown Off 010 1
5se7en5 @5se7en5.bsky.social · 07/08/2026His staff on Monday: Staffer 1: “Job numbers coming out on Friday. We need a distraction. Thoughts?” Staffer 2: “How about he starts wearing bow ties?” S1: “Too Tucker. He hates Tucker” S2: “How ‘bout a giant blond wig!” S1: “Hmmm …. It’ll dominate the news. Cheap, easy. Let’s do it.” 000 0
5se7en5 @5se7en5.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Burgum: “Loosen that diaper Mr President…. I’m goin’ in!” 000 0
5se7en5 @5se7en5.bsky.social · 07/08/2026On the plus side, pool and helipad repair jobs are BOOMING 000 0
5se7en5 @5se7en5.bsky.social · 07/08/2026If you exclude Seattle’s 2 touchdowns and 5 field goals, the Patriots win the Superbowl. 100 1
5se7en5 @5se7en5.bsky.social · 06/08/2026How much is Trump cutting him in for? Every single thing happening under Trump is a hustle. Everything else — wars, trans rights, etc, is the magician’s right hand — meant to distract you from the hustle. 000 0
5se7en5 @5se7en5.bsky.social · 06/08/2026It come in yellow, evidentlystatic.klipy.comSpray On Hairline for Great Looking HairALT: Spray On Hairline for Great Looking Hair 000 0
5se7en5 @5se7en5.bsky.social · 05/08/2026“I have a lot of foreign sounding names to get through, so if you don’t mind, hold your racism till the end.” 010 1
5se7en5 @5se7en5.bsky.social · 05/08/2026lol. That 30 foot wall needs to have razor wire on top and guard towers. Ive been to Alabama ….. that wall wouldn’t be meant to keep people out, bro. 000 0
5se7en5 @5se7en5.bsky.social · 04/08/2026The only way that duffer shot a 70 is if he has a 50+ handicap. 000 0
5se7en5 @5se7en5.bsky.social · 02/08/2026What someone who isn’t Christian or understands Christianity thinks Christians would like. 000 0
5se7en5 @5se7en5.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Please, show potatoes some respect. They are a reasonably intelligent vegetable. Now turnips … that’s another story. Dumber than dirt. 000 0
5se7en5 @5se7en5.bsky.social · 31/07/2026That was great, except for the use of the word ‘temerity’. Gotta tailor the message for the toothless nose pickers who watch Fox. Even ‘the audacity’ is too high falutin for the mass unwashed. Perhaps ‘has the balls’. 000 0
5se7en5 @5se7en5.bsky.social · 30/07/2026static.klipy.comThe Right Stuff Gordo CooperALT: The Right Stuff Gordo Cooper 000 0
5se7en5 @5se7en5.bsky.social · 30/07/2026There seems to be a “fuck it …. lets just burn all down” vibe to the GOP these days. 230 3
5se7en5 @5se7en5.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Anything to keep the following off the front page: - Epstein - Inflation / Affordability / Gas Prices - Iran - Power naps during events - Disastrous poll numbers - Kushner family grifting etc. 0102 10
5se7en5 @5se7en5.bsky.social · 30/07/2026If Ebola came to our shores (50% mortality rate), and Norway managed to develope a vaccine, clowns like Bernie Moreno would be using their influence to get on the first plane to Oslo. 050 5
5se7en5 @5se7en5.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Ok, I think I see the play here. Paint Fauci as such a villain / monster (while reminding folks constantly that Biden pardoned him) that his pardon of Maxwell will be met with shrugs and “oh wells” 030 3
