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Alfons Scholing (5n0f74) @5n0f74.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
The Two-Metre Human in a One-Size-Fits-Most World An embodied analysis of the “Sméagol posture effect” Imagine a person born in 1978 who grows to 2 metres tall. The world they enter is not hostile by design; it is simply calibrated around statistical averages. Almost every object around them is…
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The Two-Metre Human in a One-Size-Fits-Most World
An embodied analysis of the “Sméagol posture effect” Imagine a person born in 1978 who grows to 2 metres tall. The world they enter is not hostile by design; it is simply calibrated around statistical averages. Almost every object around them is the result of a compromise: average body height, average arm length, average leg length, average shoulder width,
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Alfons Scholing (5n0f74) @5n0f74.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Aren’t you fed up with your neo fascist bullshit! Hey! You! Yeah you! You are dead! You do realize that don’t you!
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Aren’t you fed up with your neo fascist bullshit! Hey! You! Yeah you! You are dead! You do realize that don’t you!
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Alfons Scholing (5n0f74) @5n0f74.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Formal Notice Regarding Documented Harassment, Threats, and Targeted Abuse Public Warning and Record Preservation Notice This statement serves as formal notice that a substantial body of documentation has been collected regarding repeated incidents of harassment, intimidation, targeted abuse, and…
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Formal Notice Regarding Documented Harassment, Threats, and Targeted Abuse
Public Warning and Record Preservation Notice This statement serves as formal notice that a substantial body of documentation has been collected regarding repeated incidents of harassment, intimidation, targeted abuse, and hostile behaviour directed toward an individual and associated creative, professional, and public activities. For an extended period, relevant material has been systematically preserved, archived, and organised, including written communications, online interactions, public statements, and other available records.
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Alfons Scholing (5n0f74) @5n0f74.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
My baby! :P
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My baby! :P
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Alfons Scholing (5n0f74) @5n0f74.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Collection 2026 – Alfons Scholing – buy original copy from original artist – Amsterdam – Design, Art, Illustration, Graffiti // 004
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Collection 2026 – Alfons Scholing – buy original copy from original artist – Amsterdam – Design, Art, Illustration, Graffiti // 004
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Alfons Scholing (5n0f74) @5n0f74.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Collection 2026 – Alfons Scholing – buy original copy from original artist – Amsterdam – Design, Art, Illustration, Graffiti // 003
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Collection 2026 – Alfons Scholing – buy original copy from original artist – Amsterdam – Design, Art, Illustration, Graffiti // 003
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Alfons Scholing (5n0f74) @5n0f74.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Collection 2026 – Alfons Scholing – buy original copy from original artist – Amsterdam – Design, Art, Illustration, Graffiti // 002
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Collection 2026 – Alfons Scholing – buy original copy from original artist – Amsterdam – Design, Art, Illustration, Graffiti // 002
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Alfons Scholing (5n0f74) @5n0f74.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Collection 2026 – Alfons Scholing – buy original copy from original artist – Amsterdam – Design, Art, Illustration, Graffiti // 001
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Collection 2026 – Alfons Scholing – buy original copy from original artist – Amsterdam – Design, Art, Illustration, Graffiti // 001
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Alfons Scholing (5n0f74) @5n0f74.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I’m a big cuddly toy
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I’m a big cuddly toy
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Alfons Scholing (5n0f74) @5n0f74.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
You have not seen anything yet
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You have not seen anything yet
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Alfons Scholing (5n0f74) @5n0f74.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
All! Walks!
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All! Walks!
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Alfons Scholing (5n0f74) @5n0f74.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Educate yourself
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Educate yourself
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Alfons Scholing (5n0f74) @5n0f74.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
You really should learn the value! Of making the first move! Without being the rapist!
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You really should learn the value! Of making the first move! Without being the rapist!
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Alfons Scholing (5n0f74) @5n0f74.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
If you didn’t want the world to get raped! Why! Why the fuck! Please for the fucking love of god tell me… you elected a rapist!
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If you didn’t want the world to get raped! Why! Why the fuck! Please for the fucking love of god tell me… you elected a rapist!
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Alfons Scholing (5n0f74) @5n0f74.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Psycho Daddy!
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Psycho Daddy!
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Alfons Scholing (5n0f74) @5n0f74.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
She is mad from head to toe!
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She is mad from head to toe!
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Alfons Scholing (5n0f74) @5n0f74.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Yes!… just like in the movies!
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Yes!… just like in the movies!
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Alfons Scholing (5n0f74) @5n0f74.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
No! It’s just as if she is having instant diarrhea! Not just like in the porno! That’s their theater! Acting! Faking! But… you didn’t know!
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No! It’s just as if she is having instant diarrhea! Not just like in the porno! That’s their theater! Acting! Faking! But… you didn’t know!
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Alfons Scholing (5n0f74) @5n0f74.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
She said! Turn off the lights! I guess she has a lot to learn about graffiti writers! I’ve seen her ‘O’-face!
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She said! Turn off the lights! I guess she has a lot to learn about graffiti writers! I’ve seen her ‘O’-face!
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Alfons Scholing (5n0f74) @5n0f74.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Any!? Questions!?
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Any!? Questions!?
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Alfons Scholing (5n0f74) @5n0f74.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Walking! Talking! Dildo!
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Walking! Talking! Dildo!
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Alfons Scholing (5n0f74) @5n0f74.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Zombie! Sneakers!
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Zombie! Sneakers!
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Alfons Scholing (5n0f74) @5n0f74.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Oh! She!? Is just a friend!
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Oh! She!? Is just a friend!
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Alfons Scholing (5n0f74) @5n0f74.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Slight! Curb! Golf!
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Slight! Curb! Golf!
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Alfons Scholing (5n0f74) @5n0f74.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Default!
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Default!
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Alfons Scholing (5n0f74) @5n0f74.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
She! Hulk! Smash!
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She! Hulk! Smash!
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Alfons Scholing (5n0f74) @5n0f74.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Throw! Up!
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Throw! Up!
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Alfons Scholing (5n0f74) @5n0f74.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
In traffic! Global!
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In traffic! Global!
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Alfons Scholing (5n0f74) @5n0f74.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Credits
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Credits
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Alfons Scholing (5n0f74) @5n0f74.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Than you should see my black book
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Than you should see my black book
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Alfons Scholing (5n0f74) @5n0f74.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Well! I wasn’t the one that falls in love with a picture! no matter how pretty… there needs to be content!
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Well! I wasn’t the one that falls in love with a picture! no matter how pretty… there needs to be content!
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Alfons Scholing (5n0f74) @5n0f74.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Democratic Trust, Power, and Institutional Responsibility is a full policy white paper adaptation ready for publication in a governmental, NGO, or institutional context. I’ve embedded Guided Links on key concepts you may want to expand next. WHITE PAPER Democratic Trust, Power, and Institutional…
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Democratic Trust, Power, and Institutional Responsibility is a full policy white paper adaptation ready for publication in a governmental, NGO, or institutional context.
I’ve embedded Guided Links on key concepts you may want to expand next. WHITE PAPER Democratic Trust, Power, and Institutional Responsibility A Policy Framework for Ethical Governance and Democratic Resilience Executive Summary Democratic societies rely on trust — not as sentiment, but as a contractual expectation that institutions and leaders will act with integrity, transparency, and respect for individual autonomy. Yet modern political cultures frequently reward charisma, familiarity, and symbolic identity over demonstrated ethical conduct.
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Alfons Scholing (5n0f74) @5n0f74.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
RETIRED!
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RETIRED!
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Alfons Scholing (5n0f74) @5n0f74.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Just wait until you see what the future has for you in store! The Biological Computing Ecosystem: A Prognosis for Human–Artificial Symbiosis in the Twenty-First Century Abstract The history of computing has been characterized by progressive miniaturization, increasing computational density, and…
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Just wait until you see what the future has for you in store!
The Biological Computing Ecosystem: A Prognosis for Human–Artificial Symbiosis in the Twenty-First Century Abstract The history of computing has been characterized by progressive miniaturization, increasing computational density, and the convergence of once-independent technologies into unified ecosystems. The personal computer became the smartphone; the smartphone became a distributed cloud terminal; artificial intelligence is now transforming software into adaptive cognitive infrastructure. This essay proposes a forward-looking framework describing the next stage of technological evolution: the…
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Alfons Scholing (5n0f74) @5n0f74.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Winner!
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Winner!
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Alfons Scholing (5n0f74) @5n0f74.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Retired titan!
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Retired titan!
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Alfons Scholing (5n0f74) @5n0f74.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Retired! Yes! Really! Fucking brain dead fucking disease!
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Retired! Yes! Really! Fucking brain dead fucking disease!
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Alfons Scholing (5n0f74) @5n0f74.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
RETIRED
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RETIRED
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Alfons Scholing (5n0f74) @5n0f74.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Oh ja, want jij kan natuurlijk pen en papier hacken, want ja, ja, jij logt in op een velletje A4 en kan dan zo op je scherm zien wat er gezegd wordt en horen en zien, want ja, dat velletje A4 heeft natuurlijk een microfoon en een camera, dus nou ja, je bent natuurlijk werelds allerbeste Hacker!…
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Oh ja, want jij kan natuurlijk pen en papier hacken, want ja, ja, jij logt in op een velletje A4 en kan dan zo op je scherm zien wat er gezegd wordt en horen en zien, want ja, dat velletje A4 heeft natuurlijk een microfoon en een camera, dus nou ja, je bent natuurlijk werelds allerbeste Hacker! Want bij mij thuis is alleen maar pen en papier aanwezig en de rest is stuk
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Alfons Scholing (5n0f74) @5n0f74.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
RETIRED ASSSSSHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEE DIE DIE DIE MODDERFOKKING DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
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RETIRED ASSSSSHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEE DIE DIE DIE MODDERFOKKING DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
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Alfons Scholing (5n0f74) @5n0f74.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
STFU! I’m retired! Figure out your own shit! Okay! Bye!
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STFU! I’m retired! Figure out your own shit! Okay! Bye!
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Alfons Scholing (5n0f74) @5n0f74.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
BUILD YOUR FRANCHISE™ The Modular Franchise Bible Generator Tagline:“From one idea to an entire universe.” 1. Core Philosophy The software is based on a principle: A franchise is not a story. A franchise is a system of connected creative modules. Every module contains: a purpose a description…
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BUILD YOUR FRANCHISE™
The Modular Franchise Bible Generator Tagline:“From one idea to an entire universe.” 1. Core Philosophy The software is based on a principle: A franchise is not a story. A franchise is a system of connected creative modules. Every module contains: a purpose a description visual rules narrative rules production prompts expansion possibilities The user does not write a movie script first.
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Alfons Scholing (5n0f74) @5n0f74.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
RETIRED! Locking up! Leaving the key! Going home! Go fuck yourselves! Okay! I’m done! Finished! RE-fucking-TIRED
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RETIRED! Locking up! Leaving the key! Going home! Go fuck yourselves! Okay! I’m done! Finished! RE-fucking-TIRED
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Alfons Scholing (5n0f74) @5n0f74.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
YOU CAN’T BUY NOTHING Tagline:“You ignored him. You exploited him. You stole from him. But you can’t buy nothing.” Premise The protagonist is deliberately ordinary. Not handsome.Not ugly.Not rich.Not poor.Not charismatic.Not forgettable. He is statistically average in almost every visible way. A…
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YOU CAN’T BUY NOTHING
Tagline:“You ignored him. You exploited him. You stole from him. But you can’t buy nothing.” Premise The protagonist is deliberately ordinary. Not handsome.Not ugly.Not rich.Not poor.Not charismatic.Not forgettable. He is statistically average in almost every visible way. A person the world instinctively overlooks. Because people assume he has no status, they project onto him whatever is convenient.
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Alfons Scholing (5n0f74) @5n0f74.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
NUMB IS THE WORD Franchise Bible Genre Slow-burn social crime drama / philosophical mystery / urban human drama Format Long-form television saga7 seasons × 10 episodes60–90 minutes per episode Tone A European social epic about survival, dignity, invisible systems, and the forgotten agreements…
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NUMB IS THE WORD
Franchise Bible Genre Slow-burn social crime drama / philosophical mystery / urban human drama Format Long-form television saga7 seasons × 10 episodes60–90 minutes per episode Tone A European social epic about survival, dignity, invisible systems, and the forgotten agreements between people. A mixture of: community portrait detective story social manifesto philosophical drama economic thriller human comedy street-level realism…
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Alfons Scholing (5n0f74) @5n0f74.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
ROTTWEILER Franchise Outline Bible A 3D Animated Adult Comedy Series Pitch for Comedy Central Title ROTTWEILER Tagline “Being angry at stupidity is easy. Remaining decent despite it is the real challenge.” Format Genre: Adult Animated Comedy / Satirical Late-Night Show / Social CommentaryFormat:…
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ROTTWEILER
Franchise Outline Bible A 3D Animated Adult Comedy Series Pitch for Comedy Central Title ROTTWEILER Tagline “Being angry at stupidity is easy. Remaining decent despite it is the real challenge.” Format Genre: Adult Animated Comedy / Satirical Late-Night Show / Social CommentaryFormat: Daily animated comedy programTarget Platform: Comedy CentralAudience: Adults 18–49, global comedy audienceProduction Style: High-end 3D animation with feature-film quality visuals…
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Alfons Scholing (5n0f74) @5n0f74.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
You are all dead to me! PART I — THE WORLD, THE PHILOSOPHY, THE AESTHETIC (~1800 words) I. THE WORLD AS A NOTEBOOK OF CONCRETE AND NOISE The world of You’re All Dead to Me is not a setting.It is a structure — a living, breathing, collapsing system built from concrete slabs, network diagrams,…
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You are all dead to me!
PART I — THE WORLD, THE PHILOSOPHY, THE AESTHETIC (~1800 words) I. THE WORLD AS A NOTEBOOK OF CONCRETE AND NOISE The world of You’re All Dead to Me is not a setting.It is a structure — a living, breathing, collapsing system built from concrete slabs, network diagrams, graffiti‑coded warnings, and the scars of decades of intellectual shortcuts. This world is unmistakably Scholing:
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Alfons Scholing (5n0f74) @5n0f74.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Bye!
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Bye!
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Alfons Scholing (5n0f74) @5n0f74.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Full body
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Full body
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Alfons Scholing (5n0f74) @5n0f74.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
In 1337
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In 1337
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