Sign in

mindless silence

@5ml.bsky.social
84 followers 140 following 256 posts

just a well-read peasant

PostsRepliesMedia
mindless silence @5ml.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Largest advertising-free zone in urban Europe
Concrete corridor at Liverpool Street Station
3356
mindless silence @5ml.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
flaunt it
Screenshot from the game No Man's Sky marking the discover of a tube-shaped plant called Q. Fakepoenis
000
mindless silence @5ml.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The words "Fuck you" set in Franklin Gothic Medium.
100
mindless silence @5ml.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
91% eclipse, Coventry
030
mindless silence @5ml.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Rule 35: if it exists, someone has tried to eat it
Country Style (Gissum BBQ Sauce) and Country Style (Gissum Rub). Below them a photo of a man holding a piece of paper reading "Doo dangs diddle dangs"
000
mindless silence @5ml.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Not exactly what you want to see at the train station
Whiteboard reading "Don't worry about what may never come!"
020
mindless silence @5ml.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
True Stories
David Byrne wearing a Stetson and driving a convertible
030
mindless silence @5ml.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
They get you everywhere. You only notice the face ones.
That picture of the WWII bomber riddled with bullet holes
000
mindless silence @5ml.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
"Emily Dickinson" by Wendy Cope

Higgledy-piggledy
Emily Dickinson 
Liked to use dashes
Instead of full stops.

Nowadays, faced with such
Idiosyncrasy,
Critics and editors
Send for the cops.
030
mindless silence @5ml.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
That's all the excuse I need
A Belgian nun big beer
020
mindless silence @5ml.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
In the 12 Stouts of Christmas my dear love drank with me #8 treacly imperial with smoked Pedro Ximenez barrel staves from Holy Goat brewery.
Beer glasses
030
mindless silence @5ml.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
happy birthday from wiki and me
a cat in a waste paper bin
020
mindless silence @5ml.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Bit of a frugal #crispsandwichday this year, sorry
A single crisp on an unbuttered oatcake
2191
mindless silence @5ml.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
A picture of Ian Dury with a label on it reading "You cheese-faced twat". Bottom text: adding insult to Ian Dury
031
mindless silence @5ml.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
iconic
110
mindless silence @5ml.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
when you post into the void, the void posts back
1 follower 1 following 1.1K posts
010
mindless silence @5ml.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
jd vance killed the pope
000
mindless silence @5ml.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
and that WHAT of failed retail?
Title card reading L'Enfant Plaza Mall and the horsemen of failed retail but a video play button is obscuring the letters hor in the word horsemen.
110
mindless silence @5ml.bsky.social · 03/11/2024
having a few thoughts about posting
You Activate Only Once You Post Every Day You Switch Every Week I've No Idea How Many People You Are, Not Really
000
mindless silence @5ml.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
Feeling ghastly
Stupid old man holds a pumpkin in front of his face
020
mindless silence @5ml.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
Bad news, have just discovered Masala Noir books and I can feel the future bank account pain already
Blank Tapes 1970-2000, published by Masala NoirDouble page spread of 4 tape cassettes from the late '80s / early '90s
030
mindless silence @5ml.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
Celebrating International #CrispSandwichDay
Crinkle cut crisps in a batch
4161
mindless silence @5ml.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
What goes on at Elon's Country Bunker?
011
mindless silence @5ml.bsky.social · 10/10/2024
But he's bona fide, he's not from London
The tory party stand outside the holiday cottage in the pissing rain, realising that they nominated Robert Jenrick by mistake
010
mindless silence @5ml.bsky.social · 01/10/2024
smack barm pey wet heme leggs
The incongruent kerning of the Hemel Eggs & Dairy van
000
mindless silence @5ml.bsky.social · 21/09/2024
time to finally admit it
moo deng the baby pygmy hippo with overlaid text reading worst meme ever
010
mindless silence @5ml.bsky.social · 11/09/2024
Bought the wife a present for this special day
A skyscraper-shaped box of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups and a paper plane with a crumpled nose
030
mindless silence @5ml.bsky.social · 31/08/2024
Just fuck off with this already.
Tesco's Christmas aisle. Photo taken in August.
120
mindless silence @5ml.bsky.social · 27/07/2024
They're the opposite of the way that Francis Bacon used to paint dogs, repressed little bundles of potential.
Francis Bacon painting of a dog, its physical restraint implying violent explosive movement
010
mindless silence @5ml.bsky.social · 21/07/2024
pairs well with a bottle or two of this:
a bottle of Arschlecken 350 beer
010
mindless silence @5ml.bsky.social · 29/06/2024
What the hell, Church, what the actual hell?
The corner of an old church with blue canvas laid on the ground on which scarecrow figures mimic swimming and diving
000
mindless silence @5ml.bsky.social · 27/03/2024
Pretty sure Ted Benoit was one of the coolest cartoonists of the 20th century
two girls look out of a full length window at the deserttwo people in a red sportster drive into a river valleya rockabilly guy leans against his car at a petrol stationray banana leans against the edge of an outdoor pool
020
mindless silence @5ml.bsky.social · 21/02/2024
what else don't we know about Dell?
screengrab of lorem ipsum text attributed to White Shadow Walker, the CEO and founder of Dell
000
mindless silence @5ml.bsky.social · 10/01/2024
sequel to the jade arse platter
The Ivory Butt Plate by Luke Short
010
mindless silence @5ml.bsky.social · 06/01/2024
i love these dumb old card games
Sum-It card game boxCard backs and rulebookPlaying cards with pre-decimal currency on the fronts, and opened rulebook
020
mindless silence @5ml.bsky.social · 03/01/2024
her game was strong as hell
People must pay for what they hold, for what they steal. You have lived off the fat of the land, now you are the pig who is ready for slaughter. You are the old enemy...
120
mindless silence @5ml.bsky.social · 25/12/2023
Every year at Christmas I am reminded that William Regal has not yet played Ebenezer Scrooge 🤼
Regal looking like a killer in a fancy robe
0173
mindless silence @5ml.bsky.social · 24/12/2023
All she wants for Christmas is baubles (and international socialism)
Wiki peering through the branches of a Christmas tree
030
mindless silence @5ml.bsky.social · 08/12/2023
love to purchase tasteful quality products
newspaper ad for a star trek cuckoo clock
040
mindless silence @5ml.bsky.social · 06/11/2023
there's nothing like ringside 🤼
a crash barrier, the corner of a wrestling ring, coloured lights
150
mindless silence @5ml.bsky.social · 31/10/2023
Picture of Abdullah the Butcher overlaid with the words Fork Me, Daddy
010
mindless silence @5ml.bsky.social · 29/10/2023
Damn that's a great venue, love those close balconies. Digbeth Civic Hall in Birmingham used to be set up for wrestling like that, looked cool as hell
Black and white newspaper photo of a small wrestling ring overlooked by ornate theatrical balconies
010
mindless silence @5ml.bsky.social · 19/10/2023
John Walters looks on disapprovingly
010
mindless silence @5ml.bsky.social · 17/10/2023
Looking forward to his new book
If I Raped Them by Kevin Spacey in the style of If I Did It by OJ Simpson
000
mindless silence @5ml.bsky.social · 15/10/2023
cat bin cat
pretty Wiki looking up out of a waste paper basket
000
mindless silence @5ml.bsky.social · 14/10/2023
Low Ki goated when assassination is the vibe 🤼
low ki as agent 47
060
mindless silence @5ml.bsky.social · 08/10/2023
didn't know that Faustian pacts could get you newspaper columns
article from the guardian.com where Michael Cohen displays new levels of irony in accusing republicans of a Faustian pact with Trump
000
mindless silence @5ml.bsky.social · 24/09/2023
cat in torn up wrapping paper
131
mindless silence @5ml.bsky.social · 22/09/2023
It's Big Beer Friday and here I am enjoying a cold one with my friends (you can't see them, they're just out of thread)
A glass of beer
020
mindless silence @5ml.bsky.social · 09/09/2023
Comics panel edited to say "So that's the famous ELON! He's just a man in swimming trunks! What a disappointment!"
000