5dollargiraffe.bsky.social @5dollargiraffe.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Seems like a good question? Can they really tell that *one* of a half dozen rapid sensor signals made the goal offside? 021
5dollargiraffe.bsky.social @5dollargiraffe.bsky.social · 01/07/2026I wish I had a 2019 Chevy Bolt 030
5dollargiraffe.bsky.social @5dollargiraffe.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Would be helpful if they hadn’t traded Bednar for the fourth catcher on the depth chart currently running a .550 OPS in AAA 010
5dollargiraffe.bsky.social @5dollargiraffe.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Nobody should be this good at anything 060
5dollargiraffe.bsky.social @5dollargiraffe.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Im pretty sure that guy started out as an instagram influencer, an “average dad” who decided to try to make the US skimo team. He didn’t really have a chance once the serious athletes got involved, but he got there as an announcer 010
5dollargiraffe.bsky.social @5dollargiraffe.bsky.social · 18/02/2026How many bobsled manufacturers are there? How many bobsleds are they realistically making? 110
5dollargiraffe.bsky.social @5dollargiraffe.bsky.social · 09/02/2026you gonna sign a hitter or just try to convince us that you tried 010
5dollargiraffe.bsky.social @5dollargiraffe.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Says a lot about our current moment that it was nowhere near the worst ad we got tonight 010
5dollargiraffe.bsky.social @5dollargiraffe.bsky.social · 09/02/2026It’d be the funniest thing ever if he was making this up 010
5dollargiraffe.bsky.social @5dollargiraffe.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Idk if you actually watched the whole training session…. But during a long weather hold we were treated to candid conversation from Breezy Johnson about chocolate banana bread (“it’s fire”), then Team USA rehearsing and then performing a dance routine 010
5dollargiraffe.bsky.social @5dollargiraffe.bsky.social · 05/02/2026This sucks. Genuinely the best baseball podcast 020
5dollargiraffe.bsky.social @5dollargiraffe.bsky.social · 06/12/2025Mina Kimes was saying on PTFO a while back that her kid thinks she invented “Ssssmokin!” from the Mask 110
5dollargiraffe.bsky.social @5dollargiraffe.bsky.social · 19/10/2025My expectations for relievers have been miscalibrated forever because of him 000
