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🏴‍☠️🧜‍♀️💙Laurie💙🧜‍♀️🏴‍☠️

@5by26.bsky.social
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Mom,Nana,RN,#Quilter #Reiki #SussexSquad #BlueCrew ✨️🧙‍♀️quietly witchy🧙‍♀️✨️ ✨️ALWAYS be grateful for what you already have✨️Great at growing veggies-STILL can't grow pot😫 Mom died in Covid lockdown so I'm EXTRA pissed🚫MAGA🚫DMs 🚫crypto 🚫porn 🚫GoFundMe's

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🏴‍☠️🧜‍♀️💙Laurie💙🧜‍♀️🏴‍☠️ @5by26.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Gym Jordan STILL hasn't honored HIS subpoena compelling him to testify in front of Congress in 2022.
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🏴‍☠️🧜‍♀️💙Laurie💙🧜‍♀️🏴‍☠️ @5by26.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
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🏴‍☠️🧜‍♀️💙Laurie💙🧜‍♀️🏴‍☠️ @5by26.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Good Morning!
HydrangeasHydrangeasHydrangeasHydrangeas
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🏴‍☠️🧜‍♀️💙Laurie💙🧜‍♀️🏴‍☠️ @5by26.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
I was Judy on Reddit & saw this.. True evil
Anti Meghan cultistsAnti Meghan cultists
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🏴‍☠️🧜‍♀️💙Laurie💙🧜‍♀️🏴‍☠️ @5by26.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
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🏴‍☠️🧜‍♀️💙Laurie💙🧜‍♀️🏴‍☠️ @5by26.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Uh oh
Elon Musk as Sissy SapceX
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🏴‍☠️🧜‍♀️💙Laurie💙🧜‍♀️🏴‍☠️ @5by26.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Now would be a great time for #NATO to invite #Ukraine into the fold as a member. #IStandWithUkraine #FuckTrump #FuckMusk #FuckAllMAGA
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🏴‍☠️🧜‍♀️💙Laurie💙🧜‍♀️🏴‍☠️ @5by26.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
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🏴‍☠️🧜‍♀️💙Laurie💙🧜‍♀️🏴‍☠️ @5by26.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
I second this.
Fuck Elon musk
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🏴‍☠️🧜‍♀️💙Laurie💙🧜‍♀️🏴‍☠️ @5by26.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Moscow Mitch's end started this way a few yrs ago
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🏴‍☠️🧜‍♀️💙Laurie💙🧜‍♀️🏴‍☠️ @5by26.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Elmo is the loser asshole in school who's desperate for anyone to like him.
Your mom should have swallowed you
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🏴‍☠️🧜‍♀️💙Laurie💙🧜‍♀️🏴‍☠️ @5by26.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Today is day 6 of the worst flu I've ever had- comparable to the covid that ruined my immune system & 🫁 //during Trump's 1st reign of terror. Flu shot didn't help any I've talked to who have this. I have a feeling Trump's going to be responsible for more deaths this go round. Take care of yourself!
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🏴‍☠️🧜‍♀️💙Laurie💙🧜‍♀️🏴‍☠️ @5by26.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
His face looks straight out of an analog horror story
Analog horror face
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🏴‍☠️🧜‍♀️💙Laurie💙🧜‍♀️🏴‍☠️ @5by26.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Love how @morningjoe-msnbc.bsky.social is trying to redeem their 🍆 riding duo in posts that they TURN OFF COMMENTS on all posts. #MorningJoe will never redeem themselves and turning off comments proves how much they suck.
Morning Joe dick ridersJoe & Mika Trump dick riders
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🏴‍☠️🧜‍♀️💙Laurie💙🧜‍♀️🏴‍☠️ @5by26.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
My nephew is a PhD candidate in ALS research at Harvard. He got his letter 10 days ago saying NIH can't fund his medical research anymore. Graduation is in air. No salary.
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🏴‍☠️🧜‍♀️💙Laurie💙🧜‍♀️🏴‍☠️ @5by26.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
There was a guy on 🐦&Spoutable re:this exact thing on Nov 5 & the days after the election. He made many post detailing how the 🗳 were hacked &how easy it would be to prove it. I have screen shots of his comments on the Spoutable thread but I cut off his name🤬 He sent a Duty to Warn letter
Duty to Warn letter about botes hacked
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🏴‍☠️🧜‍♀️💙Laurie💙🧜‍♀️🏴‍☠️ @5by26.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
I'm in MA,& deductibles were just raised over a grand for me.The news story states that MA is worried that ppl like me will forgo seeking help bc of fear of losing everything & bankrupting family. I won't do it. All we have is our home & I'm grateful for that. I'm 67 &can't believe this is my life
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🏴‍☠️🧜‍♀️💙Laurie💙🧜‍♀️🏴‍☠️ @5by26.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
@nflbluesky.bsky.social doesnt allow NFL teams to have @bsky.app accounts bc they have a contract with the Nazi. Are you kidding me? awfulannouncing.com/nfl/lawsuit-...
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🏴‍☠️🧜‍♀️💙Laurie💙🧜‍♀️🏴‍☠️ @5by26.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
And if any of the infected kids were around elderly, cancer patients or immune compromised ppl before their symptoms became obvious, they have basically given them a death sentence. These asshole antivax parents have now brought back a disease that was thought to have been eliminated in US in 2000
Measles statsMeasles infoMeasles info
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🏴‍☠️🧜‍♀️💙Laurie💙🧜‍♀️🏴‍☠️ @5by26.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Love the meme 🤣 Thank you 😊
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🏴‍☠️🧜‍♀️💙Laurie💙🧜‍♀️🏴‍☠️ @5by26.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Yes they do. Why more Dems don't scream about this is beyond me
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🏴‍☠️🧜‍♀️💙Laurie💙🧜‍♀️🏴‍☠️ @5by26.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
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🏴‍☠️🧜‍♀️💙Laurie💙🧜‍♀️🏴‍☠️ @5by26.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
And we're grateful you're there as a SANE voice to counteract this one
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🏴‍☠️🧜‍♀️💙Laurie💙🧜‍♀️🏴‍☠️ @5by26.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Good. Red states suck up the most federal money. My state,MA, sends out WAY MORE than we get back.Red MAGA states are blood sucking leeches, screaming about ppl on SNAP but all holding out hands for "welfare"& suck on the teats of blue state $.They all hate CA,but CA $ helps their states survive
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🏴‍☠️🧜‍♀️💙Laurie💙🧜‍♀️🏴‍☠️ @5by26.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Good. Red states suck up the most federal money. My state,MA, sends out WAY MORE than we get back.Red MAGA states are blood sucking leeches, screaming about ppl on SNAP but all holding out hands for "welfare"& suck on the teats of blue state $.They all hate CA,but CA helps their states survive #FAFO
List of red states that suck off the govt
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🏴‍☠️🧜‍♀️💙Laurie💙🧜‍♀️🏴‍☠️ @5by26.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Now, it's this on Google maps
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🏴‍☠️🧜‍♀️💙Laurie💙🧜‍♀️🏴‍☠️ @5by26.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Ladies & Gentlemen, say hello to the latest MAGA dick rider, #Google. #GulfOfMEXICO
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🏴‍☠️🧜‍♀️💙Laurie💙🧜‍♀️🏴‍☠️ @5by26.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Another MAGA loser posing behind a #BlueCrew focused name, HRC. ALWAYS vet who you follow. Check WHO they follow, WHO follows them, WHAT they post, and if they have no posts, check their replies. MAGA is slithering their skeezy behinds in here again. Stay aware!
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🏴‍☠️🧜‍♀️💙Laurie💙🧜‍♀️🏴‍☠️ @5by26.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
You follow this account. It's MAGA. Read their replies.
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🏴‍☠️🧜‍♀️💙Laurie💙🧜‍♀️🏴‍☠️ @5by26.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
I feel like Roseann Roseanna Danna from early SNL days
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🏴‍☠️🧜‍♀️💙Laurie💙🧜‍♀️🏴‍☠️ @5by26.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
My jam
Chocolate cupcake
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🏴‍☠️🧜‍♀️💙Laurie💙🧜‍♀️🏴‍☠️ @5by26.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Each are paid EIGHT MILLION DOLLARS a yr by MSNBC to be MAGA 🍆 riders
Mika morning joe salaryJoe morning joe salaryDick rider meme
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🏴‍☠️🧜‍♀️💙Laurie💙🧜‍♀️🏴‍☠️ @5by26.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
There are photographers here on Cape Cod,MA that do the same thing. I hope you'll share some of yours!
Lighthouse at night in Nauset
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🏴‍☠️🧜‍♀️💙Laurie💙🧜‍♀️🏴‍☠️ @5by26.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Aww. Looks like the Hitler youth, hacker, traitor, college drop out, heir to Daddy's snack company's Daddy has started limited reviews on his yuppie snacks
Amazon review
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🏴‍☠️🧜‍♀️💙Laurie💙🧜‍♀️🏴‍☠️ @5by26.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
And the Hitler youth traitor's Daddy owns a yuppie snack company, which said Hitler youth hacker, traitor is the heir of. Classic.
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🏴‍☠️🧜‍♀️💙Laurie💙🧜‍♀️🏴‍☠️ @5by26.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
What is this person saying to me? 👀 Their timeline is interesting as well.
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🏴‍☠️🧜‍♀️💙Laurie💙🧜‍♀️🏴‍☠️ @5by26.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
And I sincerely apologize that 51% of my country is behaving like idiots just below your peaceful country.
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🏴‍☠️🧜‍♀️💙Laurie💙🧜‍♀️🏴‍☠️ @5by26.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
My opinion,but I always thought the only way was to divide it in the middle,so Israel & Palestine each have shipping access into Mediterranean. But that's just me.I know it's more complex and I'm not in any way saying this is the right path,but now Trump & BiBi will destroy everything
2 state Israel
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🏴‍☠️🧜‍♀️💙Laurie💙🧜‍♀️🏴‍☠️ @5by26.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
You seem to have an opinion about it. I've despised her since 2015. The Michigan protest vote for the orange pig rapist traitor falls in her lap. Big & mouthy pre 11/5, now oddly silent when she's screwed her community by convincing them to vote for the man who now wants to own Gaza
Leopard eating faces party
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🏴‍☠️🧜‍♀️💙Laurie💙🧜‍♀️🏴‍☠️ @5by26.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Good Morning Resisters! #BlueCrew
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🏴‍☠️🧜‍♀️💙Laurie💙🧜‍♀️🏴‍☠️ @5by26.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Happy #GwensDay 🥰 #GwenStefani
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🏴‍☠️🧜‍♀️💙Laurie💙🧜‍♀️🏴‍☠️ @5by26.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Hey @harvard.edu This is what you educate students to do? Seems you may need to look into Ethan Shaotran.
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🏴‍☠️🧜‍♀️💙Laurie💙🧜‍♀️🏴‍☠️ @5by26.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
When I sit in my living room,my front windows face my racist, MAGA neighbor who threatened me on🐦 back in July. Whenever I see his putrid MAGA face my rage at those who enabled this to happen again boils over.The Tlaib cult in Michigan crying now is 🤣. Welcome to the leopards eating your face,idiots
Leopards licking his chops
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🏴‍☠️🧜‍♀️💙Laurie💙🧜‍♀️🏴‍☠️ @5by26.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
@ifudontlike2bad.bsky.social
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🏴‍☠️🧜‍♀️💙Laurie💙🧜‍♀️🏴‍☠️ @5by26.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
There's going to be a new health plague, just watch. And he'll screw THAT up as well.
Covid donald trump
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🏴‍☠️🧜‍♀️💙Laurie💙🧜‍♀️🏴‍☠️ @5by26.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Susan Collins
 Often disappointed 
Always disappointing
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🏴‍☠️🧜‍♀️💙Laurie💙🧜‍♀️🏴‍☠️ @5by26.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
And MAGA wants PUBLIC SCHOOL FUNDING to go to charter schools. Where I live, charter schools are mainly white & they don't admit kids needing services unless forced to. Every few election cycles, charter schools try to suck on public school funding's teat & our community sends them packing.
Charter school info
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🏴‍☠️🧜‍♀️💙Laurie💙🧜‍♀️🏴‍☠️ @5by26.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
May I use this? It's fantastic!🤣 Thanks😊
A meme stealer joke
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🏴‍☠️🧜‍♀️💙Laurie💙🧜‍♀️🏴‍☠️ @5by26.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
The guy who was in log rolling competitions is my go to to run the transportation dept
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🏴‍☠️🧜‍♀️💙Laurie💙🧜‍♀️🏴‍☠️ @5by26.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Starting with this one
Eric Trump stupid threatsEric Trump
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