Reposted by @55gd3v.bsky.socialТsфdiиg @tsoding.bsky.social · 05/01/2026Man, C and JavaScript really are alike. Both are shit, and both are irreplaceable because just happened to be in the right place in the right time. 61158
Reposted by @55gd3v.bsky.socialKelsey Hightower @kelseyhightower.com · 18/11/2025If it works, you should be able to explain it in simple terms. 97812
Reposted by @55gd3v.bsky.socialТsфdiиg @tsoding.bsky.social · 17/11/2025Understanding is the Progress. The World that just lives on its own, which you don't understand and do not influence is no different than primordial jungles. The Tech that hides, deceives, and generally reduces your understanding, drives you back to the stone age. 2587
Reposted by @55gd3v.bsky.socialKelsey Hightower @kelseyhightower.com · 21/10/2025When the tool gets better the more you use it, you're the tool. 912914
Reposted by @55gd3v.bsky.socialEd Zitron @edzitron.com · 23/09/2025I’m going to successfully unlock the 8th gate of death like Guy Sensei in Naruto and destroy my body through Taijutsu. Write it up because that’s way more plausible than this dogshit 28720114
Reposted by @55gd3v.bsky.socialEd Zitron @edzitron.com · 08/09/2025This is just describing what managers do for a living 2978590
Reposted by @55gd3v.bsky.socialТsфdiиg @tsoding.bsky.social · 25/08/2025The more I develop programming languages the more I realize that there is not that much difference between interpreted and compiled languages. Compilation is just a form of interpretation. Lisp was thinking in the right direction. But nobody so far managed to close the gap. 6483
Reposted by @55gd3v.bsky.socialJoe Wintergreen @joewintergreen.com · 25/08/2025fucked that "vibe coding" now means something besides getting sorta high and blasting music and boppin' along while writin' c++ or whatever 2587399
Reposted by @55gd3v.bsky.socialJason Gorman @jasongorman.bsky.social · 19/08/2025I've just invented Vibe Managing, and I confidently predict that 6 months from now software engineers won't need managers anymore. 65312
Reposted by @55gd3v.bsky.socialAllen Holub @allenholub.bsky.social · 18/08/2025Whenever I talk about what I think of as effective ways to work, somebody always pushes back with "But <some behemoth company> doesn't do that and they're successful!" Sure. When you have enough money, you can work in ineffective ways. So, I have a few questions for the skeptics: 1/5 173
Reposted by @55gd3v.bsky.socialAllen Holub @allenholub.bsky.social · 12/08/2025None of this behavior is helpful, of course. Maybe it's time to stop running our software organizations as if we were a reality show. It's not working. 11/11 1103
Reposted by @55gd3v.bsky.socialputawomanincharge.bsky.social @putawomanincharge.bsky.social · 30/07/2025 1164209501
Reposted by @55gd3v.bsky.socialТsфdiиg @tsoding.bsky.social · 21/07/2025>"This AI changes everything!" >*Proceeds to literally change everything in the project rendering it unusable* The marketing didn't lie this time! 01114
Reposted by @55gd3v.bsky.socialТsфdiиg @tsoding.bsky.social · 16/07/2025What's interesting about leetcode problems is that you DO want to hire somebody who's doing them just as a hobby. The problem is that nobody does them as a hobby anymore. The industry yet again killed a good metric by making it a goal. 1848
Reposted by @55gd3v.bsky.socialТsфdiиg @tsoding.bsky.social · 16/07/2025It's interesting how Recreational Programming scratches the same itch as Gaming. You are basically playing Factorio on your CPU. 39910
Reposted by @55gd3v.bsky.socialEd Zitron @edzitron.com · 16/07/2025ChatGPT is Versailles 2, all the rich guys are all pretending that this stuff is cool or makes them smarter and with each aberration of that lie they thus have to start saying and believing fundamentally insane things, all so that the central financial insanity can be further rationalised 461353237
Reposted by @55gd3v.bsky.socialEd Zitron @edzitron.com · 16/07/2025I swear to god large parts of tech just fucking break constantly. I currently can't view any posts or comments on reddit, it's unclear why, logging out and back in again doesn't work. Sometimes when I type stuff into the chrome or firefox URL bar it doesn't even load. all these companies stink 7257930
Reposted by @55gd3v.bsky.socialDavid makes games - Solo game developer @reiddavi.bsky.social · 02/07/2025Second indie game project and I'm still learning the same lesson: consistency isn't about being a machine. It's about being human and showing up anyway. Even when your code is messy and your motivation is MIA. #indiedev #gamedev 0295
Reposted by @55gd3v.bsky.socialDanielle Ryan (Lestat Era) @danirat.bsky.social · 02/07/2025everything is terrible but my dog is still adorable 41010772378
Reposted by @55gd3v.bsky.socialEd Zitron @edzitron.com · 24/04/2025yeah man you put it on google.com and forced it on users who cares 461416157
Reposted by @55gd3v.bsky.socialEd Zitron @edzitron.com · 25/04/2025Because it was a fake job 👍 hope that helps www.wsj.com/articles/the... 372886439
Reposted by @55gd3v.bsky.socialAllen Holub @allenholub.bsky.social · 25/04/2025The attached comment (from LinkedIn, bit.ly/4jON4JE) makes many common assumptions about bootstrapping a startup, pretty much all of which are wrong. Let's start with "So, you will NOT FAIL if you ARE REALLY READY for market and competition." 1/9 152
Reposted by @55gd3v.bsky.socialGary Marcus @garymarcus.bsky.social · 26/03/2025“Can you draw a photorealistic beach with no elephants?” 149411
Reposted by @55gd3v.bsky.socialKelsey Hightower @kelseyhightower.com · 13/03/2025Social security is a set of trust funds with a balance of about $2.7 trillion as of December 2024. We are the source of these funds. It belongs to us. These funds should be protected so we can protect each other. www.ssa.gov/oact/progdat... 17873262143
Reposted by @55gd3v.bsky.socialТsфdiиg @tsoding.bsky.social · 02/03/2025Modern "Programming" humor is unfunny and looks like desperate attempts of normies to make sense of a subject they deeply don't care about. 10873
Reposted by @55gd3v.bsky.socialKelsey Hightower @kelseyhightower.com · 02/03/2025They complain about government handouts until the government is handing it to them. 421407145
Reposted by @55gd3v.bsky.socialТsфdiиg @tsoding.bsky.social · 28/02/2025Tech is kindergarten. All devs are children. And we need adults in the room to clean up all their toys. 110311
Reposted by @55gd3v.bsky.socialLeia BlueSkywalker @blueskye2025.bsky.social · 27/02/2025 182127551678
Reposted by @55gd3v.bsky.socialТsфdiиg @tsoding.bsky.social · 13/02/2025I'm escaping from the Internet by using pencil and paper. Just like I used to escape reality by going to the Internet back when the Internet was good. 933321
Reposted by @55gd3v.bsky.socialAllen Holub @allenholub.bsky.social · 07/02/2025In 2008, an underground group called Untergunther (www.ugwk.org), over the course of several weeks, covertly snuck into the Pantheon at night and fixed the long-broken clock. Their mission, in general, was to covertly repair broken historical objects in Paris. 1/13 32712
Reposted by @55gd3v.bsky.socialJoshua Bloch @joshbloch.bsky.social · 05/02/2025Puzzler: What's it print? public class Test { private static int[] oddRandoms = ThreadLocalRandom.current().ints() .limit(1_000_000) .parallel() .filter(i -> (i & 1) == 1).toArray(); public static void main(String[] args) { System.out.println(oddRandoms.length); } } 1102
Reposted by @55gd3v.bsky.socialТsфdiиg @tsoding.bsky.social · 31/01/2025Network Programming and UI Programming are similar in a sense that both Network and User Input are very slow IOs. 4983
Reposted by @55gd3v.bsky.socialDr Pamela L Gay @starstryder.space · 19/01/2025I was just scolded for using fancy academic language & talking down to someone. The word I used (after being asked if I got provide citations)? Bibliography 2444074127
Reposted by @55gd3v.bsky.socialPeyman Milanfar @docmilanfar.bsky.social · 31/12/20242025 is … a perfect square 45 x 45 = 2025. a sum of cubes: 1³ + 2³ + 3³ + ... + 9³ = 2025 a perfect square when you add 1 to each digit: 3136 = 56² a perfect square when you increase the first digit by 1: 3025 = 55² Maybe the only number with all these properties 2828158
Reposted by @55gd3v.bsky.socialSarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 21/12/2024 304402186655
Reposted by @55gd3v.bsky.socialPaul Eric @pauleric70.bsky.social · 22/12/2024"We are like butterflies who flutter for a day and think it's forever." - Carl Sagan, in Cosmos (1980) Visualisation of our galactic cluster 💫😲💫✨💫🌌💫 NASA 12561451002
Reposted by @55gd3v.bsky.socialUniverse @universespace.bsky.social · 16/12/202494% of the galaxies in the universe are permanently unreachable - Even if we travel at the speed of light. 1181585152
Reposted by @55gd3v.bsky.socialKelsey Hightower @kelseyhightower.com · 06/12/2024When I hear people talk about deregulation, what I'm really hearing them say is: "any limitation on harming people is a limitation on profits". 432617614
