539hz @539hz.bsky.social · 5hBAD LIEUTENANT 2 (2009) one of the greatest 7/10 movies ever made 7/10static.klipy.comNicolas Cage's Intense Stare Zoom InALT: Nicolas Cage's Intense Stare Zoom In 000 0
539hz @539hz.bsky.social · 5hPHANTOM OF THE PARADISE (1974) everything is fun. those scenes where the camera whip around tight spaces are so cool 7/10 100 0
539hz @539hz.bsky.social · 5hSONIC SUPERSTARS (2023) you dread every level because you will know it's 5 minutes too long 2/10 100 0
539hz @539hz.bsky.social · 18hI had trouble playing the game for longer than 20 minute bursts, and I i think it was because of overworld traversal. 010 0
539hz @539hz.bsky.social · 18hTrying to sort out my feelings on ff13, and I think its main (gameplay) problem is over world traversal. The combat is complex enough to match the game length, but reducing the time it takes to go from point A to point B would make it so much more kinetic and enjoyable. 100 0
539hz @539hz.bsky.social · 19hi watched a game review from 2010 yesterday that was the flip side of this. the reviewer had no idea how he felt but spoke big and loud anyway. it was very much inspired by tv near that time. 020 0
539hz @539hz.bsky.social · 15/10/2026nintendo said "say lergernd erfvh zelder ockereener ahv tayem" into this microphone here 100 0
539hz @539hz.bsky.social · 13/10/2026guy who loves nintendo switch 2 graphics but can't spell dlss: if you use ai tools for games, i don't respect you 000 0
539hz @539hz.bsky.social · 13/10/2026it gets slow in the second half not because the fights are predictable but because you are no longer going on a world tour with Captain Have You Seen This Man 000 0
539hz @539hz.bsky.social · 13/10/2026g gundam's secret sauce is having tons of killer backgrounds in the series' first half. 100 0
539hz @539hz.bsky.social · 12/10/2026ff13 is like a failing relationship that is ngmi. she's doing her best and she is beautiful and she rarely tells a coherent story, but when she chains four blitzes into a cold blood to take down an adamantoise, you will destroy yourself to make things work 010 0
539hz @539hz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I appreciate you continuing to put good in the world in spite of everything you're going through. 020 0
539hz @539hz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026edgar allen poe mentioned in an 1849 interview that this was about an anime character plunged into an ocean abyss, forever stranded from his friends and family 020 0
539hz @539hz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026a lot of kingdom hearts' staying power comes down to PS2 cutscenes that have the melancholy and fantasy of a dream within a dream 120 0
539hz @539hz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026trapped in a world where japan's favorite gundam has characters drawn with a crayon in the non-dominant hand and a blowtorch in the other 020 0
539hz @539hz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026touhou 6 is a 1-hour game that wants to hang out for maybe 60 hours but touhou is more straightforward with how much New is inside 010 0
539hz @539hz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026when i hear a fire emblem is 150 hours long, i imagine it is a 15 hour game that wants to hang out for 150 hours 141 0
539hz @539hz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026deltarune exists in a limbo where everything is potentially interesting before the home stretch replaces possibility with an ending. scientists call this "watching gundam the witch from mercury right up until the last 4 episodes" syndrome 010 0
539hz @539hz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026i fear none could withstand the light of kamiya's"mad about the rx-78-2 vents" rant 000 0
539hz @539hz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026(1) lmao (2) my entire playthrough of deltarune was me wishing toby fox could take PTO to watch gundam 130 0
539hz @539hz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026if there is a new super smash bros, it will be either (1) a port that will fizzle from the collective attention span within 2 months of release or (2) a waste of sakurai's talent and leadership 000 0
539hz @539hz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026people are wishing a smash brothers into existence to relive the glory days of 2020 sports betting on whether among us will be a dlc character 100 0
539hz @539hz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026my beautiful comic protagonist is beloved by all yet cursed to exclusively roam a series of white voids because drawing backgrounds is for chumps 000 0
539hz @539hz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026man. i doubt he drew this, but kosuke fujishima's use of color in character design is too good. 011 0
539hz @539hz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026there's magic somewhere between the smell of a wii remote and the sound of the wii home button interrupting a virtual console game 000 0
539hz @539hz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026if i was a kid i'd probably just play roblox and not be aware of oot jump button 010 0
539hz @539hz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026a lot of self-back-patting goes on for nintendo's switch 2 price but i remember black friday 2025's surprise console was a wii/kinect knock off and can't help but feel most kids are just priced out 110 0
539hz @539hz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026a big reason that biases me against these games is that square enix sells final fantasy 7 for less than $10 010 0
539hz @539hz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026dogs not hating their owners for beating the shit out of them is a net negative 010 0
539hz @539hz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Capcom is out there homogenizing their company so every game plays identically but the one thing I can give them credit for is not outsourcing ace attorney. 010 0
539hz @539hz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I am currently thumbing through NANA and its hiatus makes every "Capcom is evil because shu takumi won't make more ace attorney" post sound like an insane asylum 120 0
539hz @539hz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026i saw a lot of people call square scumbags over this, but idk. they're mid-restructuring as a company and are practically always selling big games at a discount. FF7 rebirth is on sale for $15 right now 000 0
539hz @539hz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026there must be correlation between thinking IGN reviews are judgments from heaven instead of reviews from human beings and opinions like "these idiot devs didn't think to take out the bad parts so that the game would be good" 110 0
539hz @539hz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026every time I think the story is ok I realize it's just doing some variant of toy story and then I get sad. you can only have so many characters who are sad that no one wants to play with them anymore 000 0
539hz @539hz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026the game knows it's best when it doesn't say anything in particular and leans on dream-like visuals to inspire. when the have is forced to make anything definitive, it doesn't work for me 100 0
539hz @539hz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026chapter 1 establishes an insincere tone. chapter 2 feels like reading endless shitposts. chapter 3 is so good. chapter 4 is What If FF10 Was Really Bad. chapter 5 is klonoa as hell. 100 0
539hz @539hz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026DELTARUNE: Ch. 1-5 (2018, 2021, 2025, 2026) an incredible tone set by strong visuals and great audio. if it's ending in two chapters, the vibes will be replaced by weak writing. ch5 is as good as it will ever get. 6/10 110 0
539hz @539hz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I don't like xenoblade because the number of interesting things it can do doesn't match the 100+ hour price tag. I didn't realize fire emblem was in the same boat. 110 0
539hz @539hz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026i think the difference is that in 2003 kids would call you gay for liking wind waker 000 0
Reposted by 539hzEmmeline @shirokumahi.me · 08/09/2026one last zelda thing: every map looks like the same layout so there’s literally nothing gained by adding a jump button bc the game isn’t designed for it. thoughtless nonsense. 113910 0
Reposted by 539hzStrife / Petra @csstrife.bsky.social · 08/09/2026this is so funny, everyone who isn't link has less details and directly because of that they look better 424004961 0
