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Ryan @5280orange.bsky.social · 1h
You’ve always been a real one
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Ryan @5280orange.bsky.social · 1h
woman on my train looks like a young Howard Stern. I yelled baba booey at her and she called the police.
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Ryan @5280orange.bsky.social · 1h
Brave of you to admit this
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Ryan @5280orange.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“Collaborative playcalling” sounds like “mutually parted ways”
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Ryan @5280orange.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
‘Botched Execution’ is one of the more terrifying phrases in the English language
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Ryan @5280orange.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Going to drink a beer and watch some hockey. I hope the Avalanche win.
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Ryan @5280orange.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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DuckDuckGo. Privacy, Simplified.
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Ryan @5280orange.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We’re half awake, in a fake empire
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Ryan @5280orange.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The video for THRILLER
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Ryan @5280orange.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think what hurts the most is that we let the sacred jug down
The Broncos D logo on a cup. The cup mimics the big water/gatorade jugs of the past. The spigot doesn’t work.
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Ryan @5280orange.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I dislike it when the professional football club I support loses a game
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Ryan @5280orange.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
No sacks on Purdy should be subject to criminal prosecution
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Ryan @5280orange.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I asked last week but for real why does it always have to be like this
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Ryan @5280orange.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Put Quinn Meinerz in the Ring of Fame
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Spooky kroenke man @snowdayfan1.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Finally, we’re losing. Time to activate the good plays Mr. Webb
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Ryan @5280orange.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Kids these days don’t understand how great the TD celebrations were in the early 2000s. Terrell Owens. Ochocinco. Joe Horn with the cell phone. As a society we’ve lost so much.
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Ryan @5280orange.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We won SB50 there so we need to leave a plaque or something
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Ryan @5280orange.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s just funny that this is prominently displayed across some big ol moobs
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Ryan @5280orange.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sports fans are one of the last captive audiences. We are victims.
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Ryan @5280orange.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My sympathies if you, like me, live in a competitive congressional district. I want to stick a fork in my eye with these ads very commercial break.
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Ryan @5280orange.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Pat Bryant gets hurt and now I’m sold. Tear the substation down.
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Ryan @5280orange.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
At least you took the under
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Ryan @5280orange.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My son believes in the substation theory. I’m almost convinced.
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Ryan @5280orange.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
ENGINEERED FOR DENVER BRONCOS
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Ryan @5280orange.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
BLOCKED FIELD GOAL. If you’re playing the Broncos drinking game today, finish your drink and/or take a shot
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Ryan @5280orange.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
CB1 Riley Moss. Terrifying.
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Ryan @5280orange.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I am distraught
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Ryan @5280orange.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Did his Achilles just explode? What in the mother fucking hell
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Ryan @5280orange.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
less than impressed with the first half
Bored dog in a Broncos jersey on a green lawn. He’s got his favorite wiffle ball with him
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Ryan @5280orange.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
‘Illegal touching’ is the most perverted sounding penalty
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Ryan @5280orange.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Put Quinn Meinerz in the Ring of Fame
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Ryan @5280orange.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That will just depress me Colum
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Ryan @5280orange.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Kittle looks like he steals catalytic converters
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Ryan @5280orange.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This game is boring me. I am bored.
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Ryan @5280orange.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Real Broncos fans have hated the San Francisco 49ers since January 28, 1990
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Colum @columfromcork.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Dog thread! Enjoy it, join in #DogsOfBlueSky #BlueSkyDogs
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Ryan @5280orange.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Black and white dog on a city sidewalk.
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Ryan @5280orange.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There’s a Broncos game today
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Ryan @5280orange.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Jerry Jeudy is a “forgotten guy” because he sucks
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
September 30 October 1
Mike MyersMichael Myers
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Ryan @5280orange.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You win. The lord of light has a purpose for you.
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Ryan @5280orange.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you survive your execution you should be set free immediately
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Ryan @5280orange.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They were saving all the powerplay goals from last year for this game
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Ryan @5280orange.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hockey after dark and there is an orgy of goals
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Ryan @5280orange.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Gabriel Landeskog is very handsome
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Ryan @5280orange.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If Nathan MacKinnon doesn’t win a Stanley Cup this year he is literally going to murder someone
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If we're going to have a death penalty it should be firing squad. 5 bullets to the head do quick work. There's no kind, compassionate way to kill someone. Let people see what it is that they support.
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Ryan @5280orange.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
First goal of the year scored off of the goalies ass
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Ryan @5280orange.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Remember that time Case Keenum overthrew Demaryius Thomas who could’ve walked in to the endzone to beat the chiefs
The 2018 Broncos led by Case Keenum of all people. I was in the building when he overthrew DT
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Ryan @5280orange.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Case Keenum is the Kirk Cousins of Kyle Ortons
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