51m0n5.bsky.social @51m0n5.bsky.social · 03/10/2026So the other Doobie Brothers are his Doobie uncles ? Bet he can't wait for Christmas. 110
51m0n5.bsky.social @51m0n5.bsky.social · 30/09/2026You'd better get it up, or I'm going to have to kill you. 110
51m0n5.bsky.social @51m0n5.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I don't understand how you can catch diseases from your own poo. If you're shitting them out, you've already got them. 120
51m0n5.bsky.social @51m0n5.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Yeah, but GTA 6 has Cliff Richard singing Devil Woman in it. Not kidding. 120
51m0n5.bsky.social @51m0n5.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I think it might be time to retire that one, it looks like both door pillars have gone. Ebay for a replacement ? 000
51m0n5.bsky.social @51m0n5.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I said there was no such thing and astronomy was all bollocks on Twitter if that helps ? 110
51m0n5.bsky.social @51m0n5.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I'm sure you've already noticed how many more decorations he has given himself. 110
51m0n5.bsky.social @51m0n5.bsky.social · 28/07/2026There's a secret garden of delights round the back of the Corn Exchange. Only a handful of people know about it. 111
51m0n5.bsky.social @51m0n5.bsky.social · 21/07/2026😂 I can absolutely picture this. Which is a tad worrying. 000
51m0n5.bsky.social @51m0n5.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Yes. And then I'd cancel the wedding without telling him. 010
51m0n5.bsky.social @51m0n5.bsky.social · 10/07/2026In other news, Gemma Collins vows never to visit Japan again 010
51m0n5.bsky.social @51m0n5.bsky.social · 03/07/2026First one of those I see, I'm gently flipping it onto it's side. 110
51m0n5.bsky.social @51m0n5.bsky.social · 29/06/2026I fucked him up by telling him I was happy, had a clean conscience and I couldn't ask for more than that. 110
51m0n5.bsky.social @51m0n5.bsky.social · 29/06/2026I got a bit of that flak yesterday on Twitter. Ridiculous amounts of materialism coming out of america, as if billionaires were their besties and they hung out at mar a lago together 120
51m0n5.bsky.social @51m0n5.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Christ. This is turning into the great corn grudge of '21 110
51m0n5.bsky.social @51m0n5.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Betcha middle management Goth is having a time of it. 110
51m0n5.bsky.social @51m0n5.bsky.social · 22/06/2026I'd re apply. If I got an interview, I'd wrangle over the time and date a bit. Then not turn up and blank all enquiries. See how they like having *their* time wasted. 110
51m0n5.bsky.social @51m0n5.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Been hanging out with my mates on Twitter, having the time of my life. They're just out of shot, all laughing too 010
51m0n5.bsky.social @51m0n5.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Chin up, that's the style. Right foot forward. I hope things pick up for you soon. 110
51m0n5.bsky.social @51m0n5.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Me, pretending I like football once every four years 010
51m0n5.bsky.social @51m0n5.bsky.social · 07/06/2026And then Gavin Estler. Oh, and Colin Firth too. 010
