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Writer, loudmouth, terrible cook. Mouthy-bitch sympathizer.

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5000words @5000words.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Republicans can not admit they were wrong. It is one of their main phycological hangups. Because they invest so much of their own personality into their party, they can never admit that their party is evil. That would make them evil. No matter how bad it gets they will remain loyal.
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5000words @5000words.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
You can always count on Democrats to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.
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5000words @5000words.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Voting in a rigged election where Republicans have jerrymanderd every seat and bought off the electoral college is worse than useless. It teaches people that voting is your only option. Voting is step 1. If that doesn't work there is always the 2nd step.
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5000words @5000words.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Blah blah blah... DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT FOR FUCKS SAKE!
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5000words @5000words.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I was watched a movie with my mom last night called "The cross and the Switchblade" that she said was a classic based on a true story and every black person in it was a thief, a gang banger, or a street walker. White-savior propaganda top to bottom.
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5000words @5000words.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
It still hurts.
Coke bottle with the name Adam on it balanced on the top of a coke can with Rebecca written on it.
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5000words @5000words.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
You're welcome. A lot of people are having to do this. It's the best you can do in a shitty situation but it's also fair for everyone involved.
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5000words @5000words.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
He has legal immunity. He doesn't have bullet immunity and he is in the party of people who solve their problems with AR-15s.
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5000words @5000words.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Federal judges ordered Trump to stop building his ballroom but left a loophole where they can do construction to address security concerns so he is going ahead with the construction claiming he needs a bullet proof, bomb proof ballroom to be president.
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5000words @5000words.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Cuando tienes ese compañero de piso que simplemente tiene que ser el centro de atención.
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5000words @5000words.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
It's on brand that a demon would trick his human into using Windows 11.
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5000words @5000words.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Asking for an additional fee is the better long term solution. For your existing orders send an email saying that because of the cost of shipping to America you are going to have to cancel their order. Offer to hold their items for 30 days if they want to pay the new price that covers the shipping.
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5000words @5000words.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
The big K was used as a way for people to talk about PDF files without their kids knowing the whole story. Also they could teach their children behaviors which would keep them safe from predators by using Krampus as an example.
Image of Krampus the winter devil pulling the pants off of a naughty boy and leaning in to lick his rear with a massive, monstrous, red tongue. 

This was an actual Christmas card used in the 1900s
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5000words @5000words.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
I had an abnormal psychology paper on how cultures have historically dealt with sexual deviancy and instead of turning in the same boring thing everyone else did I liberally interpreted the wording of the assignment and wrote about mythological figures who represented various deviant behaviors.
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5000words @5000words.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Did you ever do any research into krampus? In the original legends he was the opposite of Santa Claus. Instead of giving good children presents he stole bad children and made them his own toys. In all the worst ways.
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5000words @5000words.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Could pass as a character from my hero academia.
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5000words @5000words.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
They are going to pass this no matter what we say or do. This is totalitarian 101. At no point in human history has fascism been stopped by polite requests. There has only ever been one thing that stops evil.
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5000words @5000words.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Well, to be fair, everyone who has tried to kill President Trump so far has been a far right, gun-nut. There are a few of them out there willing to die stupid to stop Trump. Unfortunately most of them think he isn't evil enough and they want to replace him with someone even more racist.
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5000words @5000words.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
In America you need guns to defend white nationalism.
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5000words @5000words.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
I believe he was chosen as VP specifically because he never thinks about anything. He just does what he is told.
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5000words @5000words.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
I would bet those chaning people are paid to be there.
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5000words @5000words.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Notice how the Republicans never say which expenditures they have a problem with or who added them? It's probably something like kids being allowed to eat by democrats. GOP doesn't want to be seen being against it so they are counting on Trump to keep the bill trapped in bureaucracy forever.
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5000words @5000words.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Blocked for spam.
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5000words @5000words.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
So you are suing anyone who makes anything that looks remotely like the things you make? I bet you make more money settling out of court with struggling independent artists who can't afford a protracted legal battle than you make actually selling your art.
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a woman in a green jacket with the words " typical karen behavior " above her
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5000words @5000words.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
You make physical resin statues, how were they stealing your work to resell it? Did they break into your home and take it? Hundreds of people?
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5000words @5000words.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Is any one surprised?
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5000words @5000words.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
The A.I. art looks more appealing. Better lighting, better composition, more vibrant facial expression. Looks more goth and less crackhead. He would be better off embracing A.I. and using it to polish his work.
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5000words @5000words.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
#writingcommunity Have you really ever stopped to think about your story from the perspective of the monster? www.youtube.com/shorts/hEf_S...
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Ants Summon Humans
YouTube video by NaTaS
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5000words @5000words.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
I enjoy it as long as it isn't a plot critical cliffhanger. "Tomorrow they arrive in New Castle and start a new life, but who is the stranger who followed them onto the train?" is okay. "Will his wife survive the cancer?" is a dick move.
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5000words @5000words.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Cthulhu's perspective explained... youtube.com/shorts/hEf_S...
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Ants Summon Humans
YouTube video by NaTaS
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5000words @5000words.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
The man simply replied as if it was the most obvious thing in the world, "Yes, but there wouldn't be dinosaurs!" as if Spiderman was the crazy one.
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5000words @5000words.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
There was famously a spider man comic book villain who discovered a way to totally re-write when man DNA. He used it to turn people into dinosaurs. Spiderman plead with him to stop, "just think of all the good you could do with your technology! You could make yourself young again, even cure cancer!"
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5000words @5000words.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
It's right on the top of my tongue! I want to say "Night Breed" but I think those are from an 80's horror punk movie.
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5000words @5000words.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Sounds like a libertarian paradise!
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5000words @5000words.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
This rule only applies to people making purchases with snap benefits card. The store could offer anyone who presents a snap card a discount and just let them pay in cash. That is something the government can't do shit about.
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5000words @5000words.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Go forth brave bard and sing us towards a better tomorrow!
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5000words @5000words.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Unless you are bringing the military with you it will accomplish nothing. History has showed us that no dictator is ever protested out of power. They had to be removed.
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5000words @5000words.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Expecting poor people to take care of poor people is like telling a man dying of thirst to piss in his own mouth. Stop justifying greed. The wealthy are monsters and should be treated as such.
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5000words @5000words.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
My mother is listening to a tv preacher trying to convince her that if she sends him 10% of her social security check God will heal her medical problems. I'm sitting here thinking, "Why can't the all-powerful creator of the universe pay his own employees? Did he run out of miracles?"
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5000words @5000words.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Trump will do it anyway because SCOTUS gave him presidential immunity. The only people who will end up in prison are the soldiers who follow his orders.
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5000words @5000words.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Hakeem Jeffries is a rich man defending rich people.
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5000words @5000words.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
I saw a clip of Nick Fuentes saying the problem with Western culture is that we have allowed Jewish influence to reduce us from our greatness. We need to go back towards Roman culture. Can't wait for him to find out Roman culture believed that love could only truly exist between 2 men.
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5000words @5000words.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Counter point: Snitties. If they want to make a profit they can charge people to make porn.
A nude snake-woman with large breasts.
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5000words @5000words.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Canada doesn't pay the import tax. We do.
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5000words @5000words.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
"Your mistake was hiring a woman to be or your wife." - Conservatives
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Andrea Junker @strandjunker.com · 01/11/2025
Trump filed lawsuits over jokes, tweets, and news articles, but not once over any of the countless allegations of child rape. I feel like more people should mention that.
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5000words @5000words.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Rich people say man who wants to raise their personal taxes is bad because they already moved to other states.... THEY ALREADY MOVED. YEARS AGO. THIS IS AN ARTICLE ABOUT A THREAT THAT ALREADY HAPPENED!
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5000words @5000words.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
You could do that in D&D if you don't mind freaking out your party. Just be a warforged. All war forged have some organic components. That's why healing spells and potions work on them. The rest is just flavor.
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5000words @5000words.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Out of curiosity, how long does it take you to make something like that?
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5000words @5000words.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
I didn't know Hillary Clinton's middle name started with an M.
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