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Alex Murkoff [EVIL edition]

@413x1nkp.bsky.social
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adult buge / i get angry at rocks for a living / i post music on my newgrounds / i post sillies over here / fish🐟 ask for permission before using my stuff #music #art #ascii #programming 413x1nkp.newgrounds.com

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Alex Murkoff [EVIL edition] @413x1nkp.bsky.social · 2h
i don't care about fortnite but that pumpkin lady is cool looking
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Andre Weissflog @flohofwoe.bsky.social · 7h
Just learned about this crazy-ass browser MMO using Sokol for rendering: slopa.io Some more details: github.com/floooh/sokol...
slopa.io
Slopa
Play Slopa free in your browser: a 3D online RPG with no download. Roam an endless open world, fight skeletons for loot and gear, and raid dungeons with other players.
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Alex Murkoff [EVIL edition] @413x1nkp.bsky.social · 4h
seeing a company logo written in comic sans fills me with hope
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Alex Murkoff [EVIL edition] @413x1nkp.bsky.social · 15h
if you want to have a good scare this halloween, you'll just have to read through my code
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Alex Murkoff [EVIL edition] @413x1nkp.bsky.social · 17h
here's what an example loop looks like
screenshot of some more custom assembly language

it depicts a function definition called "main" that sets up a loop that loops 15 times and prints a string on each iteration

func main():
    local i: i32
    i32.const 0
    local.set i
    loop @top
        i32.const somestr
        i32.const 5
        call print

        local.get i
        i32.const 1
        i32.add

        local.tee i
        i32.const 15
        i32.ne
        br_if @top
    end
endfunc
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Alex Murkoff [EVIL edition] @413x1nkp.bsky.social · 18h
okay so i've been writing this wasm assembler cause i was bored, and wasm file is actually really neat underneath control flow is kind of weird because of wasm philosophy, but other than that i think it's pretty neat and yeah, there's already WAT, but frankly i don't like it #programming
some assembly code that turns to wasm binary

memory mem: 1

data the_answer: i32 = 42
data the_answer_but_64bit: i64 = 42
data some_float: f32 = 12.123123
data some_double: f64 = 12123123123.123123

data some_string: str = "boo (it's halo weiner)"
data some_bytes: bytes = 0x01, 0x24, 0x98, 0xF2

export main

func main() -> i32:
    i32.const the_answer
    i32.load

    i32.const the_answer_but_64bit
    i64.load

    i32.const some_float
    f32.load

    i32.const some_double
    f64.load

    i32.const some_string
    i32.const some_bytes

    drop
    drop
    drop
    drop
    drop
endfunc
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Alex Murkoff [EVIL edition] @413x1nkp.bsky.social · 20h
a floppy drive that's actually just a micro sd plugged into a plastic case acting as an adapter
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Kurt @kaatokunart.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Shoutout to everyone who choose to create in spite of everything
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Alex Murkoff [EVIL edition] @413x1nkp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
a lot of internet horror media nowadays is really cool and mysterious, but then they do a "big reveal" and it becomes the goofiest thing ever one of the most disappointing examples of this i can think of is the interloper series. it was cool as hell and then towards the end they went "it was trick"
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Alex Murkoff [EVIL edition] @413x1nkp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i added freedom motif to my divorce's theme
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Alex Murkoff [EVIL edition] @413x1nkp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
when you falling out of a boeing 747 when you're jumping off and dying just sit in the chair and you will bouncy
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Alex Murkoff [EVIL edition] @413x1nkp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
this thing is getting really complex but i'm way too lazy to refactor
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Chew ☁️噛む @chewchewer.com · 04/10/2026
Episode 2.
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Dingus @dingitydingus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Look, it smiles! ✨ #peach #nintendo #fanart
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Alex Murkoff [EVIL edition] @413x1nkp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
what do you mean i spent 28 quadrillion years on this code and i haven't really touched the logic yet
horribly crude screenshot of some C code with a bunch of shit drawn on top, and random text sprewn about. there's a fake title and timestamp in the top right. title: penismusic time: 28 quadrillion

there's a bunch of garbage notes sprewn about: "if something something then: woah" "parse numn um," "chat bobity write me a pro rogram pleas" "do sum parsin gandb if we see a num numer then pares that too (2) two (2) (II) (1+1)
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Alex Murkoff [EVIL edition] @413x1nkp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
holy shit is it christmas???? in the span of a couple days we got a SPOOKY MONTH episode AND a MONKEY WRENCH episode AND a JOJO's SBR episode
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Alex Murkoff [EVIL edition] @413x1nkp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
shiiiitttt maannnnnn i gotta rewrite the entire parser because i underestimated the complexity fuuuuuuuuuuuck but if i rewrite it it'll become a lot simpler.. but it's so much work.. AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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Alex Murkoff [EVIL edition] @413x1nkp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
capitalism in 2026: this is a mascot for our company "glorporp", we specialize in the creation of torment nexus
crude drawing of a tv monitor with a goofy smile, silly antennae and cartoony legs
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Pelo @srpelo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🍄‍SPOOKY MONTH: THE WACKY WICKED WOODS🍄 youtu.be/ErOgqBb1sUc 🌳🌳🌳🍄🌳🏚️🪾🌳🍄🌳🌳💀🎃💛🧢🧢🧢🌳🌳🌳
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Alex Murkoff [EVIL edition] @413x1nkp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i can't play first person games with horizontal FOV less than ~110 i just feel cramped and it makes me vicious might have something to do with dissociation now that i think about it
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Alex Murkoff [EVIL edition] @413x1nkp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
oh no.... i think.... i feel like i'm becoming.... EVIL
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Alex Murkoff [EVIL edition] @413x1nkp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
look i understand this is official document and whatever, but did you really have to write it like this what's the point of this overly complex math notation if the idea is so ridiculously simple imagine if instead of talking i just went @* &$ @^@ ^#% $ @! (+ math gatekeepers strike again........
screenshot from wasm binary file format documentation, it covers global section of the wasm binary and explains its structure

basically global section is denoted by a special byte and then just has a list of each global definition. each global itself defines its value type and mutability
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Alex Murkoff [EVIL edition] @413x1nkp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
apparently some countries have this unspoken rule that you're supposed to refuse gifts and wait until the giftgiver insists like 5 times before finally taking it but if everyone knows you're "supposed to" act this way, doesn't this whole charade become completely pointless?
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⛧Vikintor⛧ 🇧🇷 @vikintor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm still fixing bugs, testing, adding animations, and I've just started creating new sounds (haven't finished yet), but... It feels like an horror version of Traveller's Tales' Toy Story for the Mega Drive/Sega Genesis.
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ⓘ chloe @unluckychloe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
⏰ ITS OCTOBER SALE ⏰ 10S FOREVER IS 2 DOLLARS ON STEAM my girlfriend says this is my best game and you should believe her unless... you think lesbians are liars...... interesting store.steampowered.com/app/3257310/...
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SiIvaGunner @highquality.rip · 01/10/2026
SiIvaGunner will be performing a brand new DJ set at @idolfest.bsky.social in Redondo Beach, CA on October 29th (Thursday Night) You’ll be able to catch an idol-themed performance, meet some of the team members behind the channel, and buy some exclusive merch made just for IdolFes!
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 31/10/2024
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Alex Murkoff [EVIL edition] @413x1nkp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i've heard some people like to bounce between their main big project and a bunch of smaller projects, so i tried to do the same thing i kind of underestimated the size of my "small" project, though
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Alex Murkoff [EVIL edition] @413x1nkp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
tfw you've been using just regular fprintf throughout the entire codebase but now you realize you need a dedicated logger but now it takes like 50 hacks just to get it working so you realize you need to fundamentally re-structure everything
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Alex Murkoff [EVIL edition] @413x1nkp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i remember a while ago i tried to make one of those custom feeds on bluesky for programming related stuff, so naturally i added tags like gcc, c, c++, clang anyway turns out a lot of people who REALLY like robots use the word `clang' excessively, so the feed was just full of porn instead
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Alex Murkoff [EVIL edition] @413x1nkp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
shiiiittt fuuuuuck man it's not christmas there's this whole scary month in between september and december fuuuuuuuuuck maan i'm scared now fuuuuuuuuck
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Alex Murkoff [EVIL edition] @413x1nkp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
it's beginning to look a lot like christmas
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リズ @rizunm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🥞
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dollip💙 doll VTuber @dollip.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I've had some invasive breathing issues that have exacerbated over time. The surgeon I spoke to said I needed a septoplasty + nasal reconstruction. There are more details I couldn't fit here on the page itself! please consider donating to & sharing my gofundme to cover my operation. thank you ❤️
gofundme.com
Donate to They Did Surgery on a Doll (Joy's Septoplasty Fund), organized by Joy Charlotte
Hello, My name is Joy and I'm hoping to raise funds for an… Joy Charlotte needs your support for They Did Surgery on a Doll (Joy's Septoplasty Fund)
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doodlelotl @doodlelotl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
See ya tomorrow! 😘 #Mikutober2026
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Тsфdiиg @tsoding.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My first impression of GameMaker
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Alex Murkoff [EVIL edition] @413x1nkp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
building a NAS based on a raspberry pi would be really funny but holy shit hard drives are expensive i don't even know where i'd put it to be honest. my pi currently lives on my table and every moment i spend terrified i'll spill coca cola on it frankly i live in a shoe box
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Alex Murkoff [EVIL edition] @413x1nkp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i had such a productive programming day it's genuinely insane this almost never happens
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Alex Murkoff [EVIL edition] @413x1nkp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
you want the world of tech to get better? stop sending money to jeff bezos and mark zuckerberg and send it to maintainers of open source projects dump all your money on a bunch of autistic engineers and watch them create a much better version of literally every device in existence
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Kurbii @kurbiismind.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh hey, Have you seen them? [ #Muri / #snail / #pixelart ]
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Alex Murkoff [EVIL edition] @413x1nkp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i promised myself i wouldn't share any details on projects i've not finished yet and it sucks MEGA balls cause i'm working on something really cool right now
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Da Scary Rose @modernmodron.itch.io · 29/09/2026
now this is the good stuff
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Ao Norte @aonorte.com · 29/09/2026
LOOK AT MY GAME! please :) #indiegame #steam #companionfallsforyou
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ash s. @housegoblin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
rumination
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Alex Murkoff [EVIL edition] @413x1nkp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
there's this ~century year old art installation here that was recently painted lesbian colors and i think that's beautiful
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Alex Murkoff [EVIL edition] @413x1nkp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
some fucking idiot used ai to "reverse-engineer" terraria terraria is written in C#. you know, the language that is famously very easy to decompile. like "one click" easy to decompile but still people will clap like seals over this because they understand jack shit regarding technology in general
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Alex Murkoff [EVIL edition] @413x1nkp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
there's a relatively new proposal that adds name prefixing into C, and it's so cool. it literally just appends the library name prefix to function names though, knowing C committee, we will absolutely not be getting this www.open-std.org/jtc1/sc22/wg...
open-std.org
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Alex Murkoff [EVIL edition] @413x1nkp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
you know what? i'll rant about android some more so you know how there's usb debugging? actually nice feature, but if you want to have touch controls work, you also need an extra toggle that extra toggle. for some fucking reason. requires a [Mi Account] and an internet connection to turn on.
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Alex Murkoff [EVIL edition] @413x1nkp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
steampunk but everything runs on BLOOD instead of steam
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Alex Murkoff [EVIL edition] @413x1nkp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
was really mad so my EVIL part tried to yell "I'M GOING TO KILL SOMEONE" in frustration except they got confused so instead they yelled [I'M GOING TO EAT SOMEONE] someone must be hungry. maybe even.. so hungry.. they could.. heh........ eat a horse....
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