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C.K. Numbers @40waxx.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
We still are not going to forget the butt fumble. www.reddit.com/r/nfl/commen...
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From the nfl community on Reddit: [Highlight] Mark Sanchez commits the famous “Butt-Fumble”: Week 12, 2012.
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C.K. Numbers @40waxx.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Did Dotard climb the escalator or just stand at the bottom and whine?
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C.K. Numbers @40waxx.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
There was also a sitcom based on a movie by Francis Ford Coppola.
Happy Days cast at Mel's Drive-In.
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C.K. Numbers @40waxx.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
From now on its the Dept. of Military Spending, for me.
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C.K. Numbers @40waxx.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
The NFL must be proud.That looked like a ruptured Achilles, too. I hope I am wrong.
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C.K. Numbers @40waxx.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
It could hardly be any worse. The NFL must be proud. Also, that looked like a ruptured Achilles. I hope I am wrong.
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C.K. Numbers @40waxx.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
That looked like a ruptured Achilles to me. I hope I am wrong.
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C.K. Numbers @40waxx.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
That looked like a ruptured Achilles. I hope I am wrong.
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C.K. Numbers @40waxx.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
That looked like a ruptured Achilles. I hope I am wrong. @philadelphiaeagles.bsky.social
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Philadelphia Eagles (@philadelphiaeagles.bsky.social)
#FlyEaglesFly
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C.K. Numbers @40waxx.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
I think the New York review team also believes that ball hit the screen on the foul pole before the fielder touched it, but they could not confirm that conclusively. They didn't need to because the ball bounced off the fielder's glove and hit the foul pole again.
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C.K. Numbers @40waxx.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Yeah.
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C.K. Numbers @40waxx.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Baseball is played in a ballpark.
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C.K. Numbers @40waxx.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
think that HR glanced off the screen on the way down, and Trevor Story is the first player in baseball history to hit the foul pole twice with the same home run.
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C.K. Numbers @40waxx.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
I think that HR glanced off the screen on the way down, and Trevor Story is the first player in baseball history to hit the foul pole twice with the same home run.
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C.K. Numbers @40waxx.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
RED SOX FANS: "Hey, Kyle, we're really struggling to score runs here. Can you maybe send somebody home if you get a chance?" KYLE HUDSON: "Nah, we're good."
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C.K. Numbers @40waxx.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
My wife's car got hit by a bus, so I rented a U-Haul van for her to drive while the car is in the body shop because it was only $19.95/day. Guys, don't do this. Be smarter than me.
U-Haul van.
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C.K. Numbers @40waxx.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
I never think about my score, but I think about the test once in awhile because I still have a scar on my left index finger I got cutting myself opening a Heineken with a pen knife before the test. I turned in my score sheet with blood stains all over it.
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C.K. Numbers @40waxx.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
@andyelkhal.bsky.social I found a big piece of butcher block in the back of my garage last week that's probably been there maybe 50 years or so. So today I made a few cutting boards.
Three homemade butcher block cutting boards.
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C.K. Numbers @40waxx.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Gators vs. Cougars is a very even match. What matters most is whether they meet on land or in the water.
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C.K. Numbers @40waxx.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Also "Barry McGuire was wrong."
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C.K. Numbers @40waxx.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Sunita Williams comes back from space and learns Barry McGuire was wrong.
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C.K. Numbers @40waxx.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Not dropping the hammer on Putin when Russia invaded Crimea is shaping up to be a very bad decision too.
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C.K. Numbers @40waxx.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
He meant he would lower stock prices on Day One.
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C.K. Numbers @40waxx.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
There may already be data from exhaustive studies done on this topic your team can access.
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C.K. Numbers @40waxx.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Yup, that will happen when you elect a lifelong criminal to public office.
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C.K. Numbers @40waxx.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Twice now at grocery stores in the self checkout I swiped and bagged my groceries, and left. Once I got all the way home and when I went back they told me to just take the groceries and leave. The other time I only got halfway to my car, and when I went back my transaction was still on the machine.
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C.K. Numbers @40waxx.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Hey, New Hampshire here. I know we have a Civil War memorial in just about every town center here, and there are lots of familiar family names chiseled into those granite stones.
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C.K. Numbers @40waxx.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
We could live in a country where trucking curly fries around for profit is not a thing. But, no.
Curly fries truck on fire today in Maine.
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C.K. Numbers @40waxx.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Rest in peace Roberta Flack. You were the bomb.
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C.K. Numbers @40waxx.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
The Knicks look traumatized.
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C.K. Numbers @40waxx.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
The Knicks look traumatized.
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C.K. Numbers @40waxx.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
"Hard Times"
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C.K. Numbers @40waxx.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Charles Bronson "Hard Times"
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C.K. Numbers @40waxx.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Yeah it is.
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C.K. Numbers @40waxx.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
.I have got to work this into my chat messaging. "I will be in a little late today. My car won't start." "Ha Ha I feel you."
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C.K. Numbers @40waxx.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
I'm not worried about the Knicks in the playoffs any more. Jayson Tatum and 4 guys from Petersburg could beat them. #Celtics
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C.K. Numbers @40waxx.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
I shoveled the driveway and walks and cleaned off the cars.
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C.K. Numbers @40waxx.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Is Meals on Wheels gone?
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C.K. Numbers @40waxx.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
This has not happened yet.
Gulf of Mexico.
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C.K. Numbers @40waxx.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Only Robert Kraft would build a lighthouse while the shipwreck is happening.
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C.K. Numbers @40waxx.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Cute, but no squirrels on the house. No exceptions.
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C.K. Numbers @40waxx.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
"Came completely unc*nted" also works.
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C.K. Numbers @40waxx.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
This is pretty cool: m.youtube.com/watch?v=NuGK...
m.youtube.com
Sixteen Tons
YouTube video by Stevie Wonder - Topic
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C.K. Numbers @40waxx.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
I'll go with 1972 based on the type.
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C.K. Numbers @40waxx.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
It's the scent of the night summer air in my hometown, but I have to be there at night in the summer to experience it.
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C.K. Numbers @40waxx.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Molotov seems like the correct answer.
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a woman with pink hair is holding a torch that is on fire
Alt: a woman with pink hair is throwing a Molotov cocktail.
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C.K. Numbers @40waxx.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
I think we used to eat mostly cabbage.
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C.K. Numbers @40waxx.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
He probably thinks that means he owns it.
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C.K. Numbers @40waxx.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
I read an executive summary about their "commitment to mental health parody" recently, so that's a new one.
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C.K. Numbers @40waxx.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
It doesn't matter, really. It's all just spilt milk under the bridge. (cr. George "Boomer" Scott)
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