iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

disgruntled pelican @3dprintedbajingo.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

lol hey good for me for getting a job post-internship at a place that has posters about NOT talking to ICE and how we actively hate them and provided training on what to do for other community members when these weenies show up so hey that’s pretty neat anyway fuck ice

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disgruntled pelican @3dprintedbajingo.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Getting credentialed to accept insurance is such a goddamn pain in the ass but I do it bc I have help at my job and I like not charging clients 8000k an hour but like can these stupid credentialing sites STOP putting my number out there for billing and CE and fake Medicare spam because it’s A LOT

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disgruntled pelican @3dprintedbajingo.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Alas the fact that I can recite most of ‘history of the entire world, I guess’ helps me like zero percent of the time

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disgruntled pelican @3dprintedbajingo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

enjoyed my break from work but man did I miss working with my teens. so happy my job is kicking an abundance of them onto my caseload. just genuinely love working with them. they’re neat humans and even though I sometimes feel ancient, it’s worth it to be an adult who can help them help themselves

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disgruntled pelican @3dprintedbajingo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The Venn diagram of old folks who post “FB cannot use my photos!” and who use AI to create shitty fall themed profile pictures or ads for their yard sales at the cost of an Olympic-sized swimming pool’s worth of water is a circle. The fifth circle of hell, in fact.

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disgruntled pelican @3dprintedbajingo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I think the cost of surviving cancer as a teen, the cost of being financially stable, the cost of being good at the career I found later in life, isn’t worth it, but it’s not exactly something I can change about myself. So it is what it is.

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disgruntled pelican @3dprintedbajingo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

my nickname in 5th grade was puce lady and no that’s not a typo

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disgruntled pelican @3dprintedbajingo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

My hometown— my home village— smells the same as it did 20 years ago in late summer. The walk to the small store to get snacks was the same. The music was the same. The phone and the credit card were different. But it’s the same. I don’t know who will understand this. But the air is the same.

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disgruntled pelican @3dprintedbajingo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Because if I never see you again you can be anything I want

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disgruntled pelican @3dprintedbajingo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I could smooch the creators of the Merlin bird ID app

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disgruntled pelican @3dprintedbajingo.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

sucks when your friend has a deep misunderstanding of your work and thinks little of what you do and only assumes people lie to you all day and you pat them on the head and go yes yes yes so much sympathy for you you’re perfect don’t change. sucks.

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disgruntled pelican @3dprintedbajingo.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

bruh I really gotta stop watching movies with dead dads in it when I’m on planes

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disgruntled pelican @3dprintedbajingo.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

brb asking the chat how to have a one night stand with my husband of a decade

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disgruntled pelican @3dprintedbajingo.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

don’t be happy to see me you assholes. don’t be happy to hear my voice or know i’ve shown up somewhere. don’t fucking do that. i barely tolerate myself why tf would anyone be anything but moderately annoyed to know that i exist within their circle . stop it. you’re weird.

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disgruntled pelican @3dprintedbajingo.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

dude still having kind of cramps despite having no uterus because your stupid ass garbage body decided to have endo is the dumbest goddamn thing. know what else is stupid my uterus left presents in my colon so now my butt has a period that’s disgusting and awful and if i have to know this so do yall

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disgruntled pelican @3dprintedbajingo.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

How many times a day is it appropriate to think of the classic dreamworks animated feature the prince of egypt

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disgruntled pelican @3dprintedbajingo.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

dudes how often do your meatballs fall out of your shorts I gotta know but I don’t like wanna know because I don’t trust 97% of you to answer without making it weird but at the same time this seems weirdly common do yall need a ball bra or what

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disgruntled pelican @3dprintedbajingo.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

next week I’ll have been cancer free for 18 years which is roughly the same amount of time I was cancer free before getting cancer in the first place which is some weird cancer math anyway cancer cancer cancer let’s see how many more times I can say cancer in one skeet apparently it’s eight

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disgruntled pelican @3dprintedbajingo.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

I think I might be Joanna from the hit Disney film The Rescuers Down Under

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disgruntled pelican @3dprintedbajingo.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

I do not like the thought that I exist in other people’s minds or thoughts. The idea that someone might say “oh yeah I’m just talking to Pelican about this” or “wait I remember Pelican went there and…” just grosses me out. Don’t bring me up to other people! I barely want to exist to proximal people

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disgruntled pelican @3dprintedbajingo.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

My own name gives me the ick when I see someone else write it. It’s just such a clunker. Gutteral. But it looks cutesy. I can stand it when I write it myself or even say it, but other people? Ugh gross.

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disgruntled pelican @3dprintedbajingo.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Hell yeah I’m gonna go watch queen Elizabeth II fuck a sexy basket vampire and no one can stop me

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disgruntled pelican @3dprintedbajingo.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

please take a lactaid before drinking the horny juice thank you

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disgruntled pelican @3dprintedbajingo.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

turns out being happily paired up for 17 years won’t stop some dude from calling you a whore bc you have male friends you’ve known a while🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

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disgruntled pelican @3dprintedbajingo.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

nothing screams “I’m a little bitch ass loser” more than an iron cross bumper sticker, but what adds the “and I’m also the dumbest lump of shitty rocks you’ve ever met” to the mix is having it in a Kia sorrento

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disgruntled pelican @3dprintedbajingo.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

been over two years since my dad died. the thing that’s jolted me the most in that time has been looking down at my hands and realizing that they’re his. scaled down, because the man had MASSIVE paws… but his. wide palms. short fingers. hitchhiker’s thumb. his hands.

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disgruntled pelican @3dprintedbajingo.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

well the HOA group chat took a turn when someone posted a video of a nearby unhoused man being revived from an OD and after myself and another person gently pointed out that that maybe isn’t helpful and the person (and board member) toon it down, and now people are bitching about it

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disgruntled pelican @3dprintedbajingo.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

the further removed someone is from the military the more likely they are to tell you how to be patriotic. cool bro, glad your granddad who died when you were 5 served. let me know when you enlist. let me know when you worry about your brother in law being shot down

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disgruntled pelican @3dprintedbajingo.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

brb gonna have fisticuffs with my clinic’s dumb new policy about client transfers after associateship bc now i have to break up w 10 clients and bro i’ve never broken up w anyone in my old ass life

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disgruntled pelican @3dprintedbajingo.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

stop asking yourself when you’re going to be happy and start asking yourself if you’re going to eat shredded cheese out of the bag while standing in front of the open fridge at 12:37am. the cheese isn’t going to fix your problems but it’ll answer the first question.

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disgruntled pelican @3dprintedbajingo.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

didn’t think i’d be consuming new homestar runner media in the year of our lord 2026 yet here i am

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disgruntled pelican @3dprintedbajingo.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

bruh sometimes grad school is gently bullying your prof into cancelling class under the guise of “modeling effective self care strategies to your students” and what a damn trip

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disgruntled pelican @3dprintedbajingo.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

the old cranky folks in my complex’s group chat are getting SO pissy about the fireworks and I can’t stop laughing. Like, yeah, they’re annoying, and we’ve had to drug the cat, but like… Is this your first July 4th? Have y’all ever lived around people before? Do you think the cops ACTUALLY care?

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disgruntled pelican @3dprintedbajingo.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

men with lisps are hot sorry i make the rules now and that’s one of them

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disgruntled pelican @3dprintedbajingo.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

i wonder how tired ghosts are of having people freely fart in front of them

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disgruntled pelican @3dprintedbajingo.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

my kingdom to be able to smooch a great white shark on the snoot

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disgruntled pelican @3dprintedbajingo.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

bruh i just wanted to read a good sci fi book why tf are you making me side with 18 inch long spiders i’m not emotionally ready for that shit

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disgruntled pelican @3dprintedbajingo.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

may my fat thigh being grabbed be forever memorialized in marble as god intended

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disgruntled pelican @3dprintedbajingo.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

hey dad hella rude of you to attend my wedding but not my brother’s. just sayin. we’re gonna have some words about this, you and i.

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disgruntled pelican @3dprintedbajingo.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Would you judge a marmot for being fat? No? Then stop judging yourself. Embrace your fat inner and outer marmot. Give it a pat on the head. Watch the teeth.

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disgruntled pelican @3dprintedbajingo.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

I would sacrifice my right pinkie toe if it meant folks knew what HIPAA means and does not mean. For example: I’ll sacrifice the toe bc it kinda doesn’t work. I’m openly sharing that medical fact. Yet there are people who think that somehow constitutes a HIPAA violation and i wish I was kidding.

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disgruntled pelican @3dprintedbajingo.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

wish i could go back 19 years and reassure my teenage self that, yeah, it’s not great news about your back and yeah, life is gonna suck ass for a long while, but it won’t suck forever. it’ll be pretty awesome in time. i wish i could tell her that she’s beautiful and that she’ll survive.

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Eric Michael Garcia @ericmgarcia.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

The last thing you see before opening ChatGPT

Pope Leo standing up in an airplane aisle holding a baseball bat

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disgruntled pelican @3dprintedbajingo.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

showed my boss a picture of me before junior prom and he said i look older than i am now and like i probably have two teenagers and the guy in the picture is my second husband. i think that was a compliment but i honestly can’t be sure.

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disgruntled pelican @3dprintedbajingo.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

what good is having adult friends if you can’t surprise them with small sushi cat figurines just because

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disgruntled pelican @3dprintedbajingo.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Me: i have like four hours of availability i would love to have filled so I can hella meet my direct hour requirements. That’d be nice. Also me, upon seeing our scheduler give me two intakes spread over the next two weeks: screeeeeeeee why would you do that I’m just a dumb little baby therapist

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disgruntled pelican @3dprintedbajingo.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

I hate that the hot part of my 30s was spent indoors/in a mask trying to not get COVID (and good on me, I didn’t get it until summer 24) because now that I’m in my late 30s and outside and visible, my grays are in, my grad school weight is on, and I’ve recently become allergic to bandaid adhesive💫💫

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