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Teddy KGB @3814first.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

This guy was "smaht," too.

Teddy KGB @3814first.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

She was a DEI player. This guy beat her in the final of the Mar-a-Lago World Tennis Greatest Tournament Ever Championship, 6-0, 6-0. She didn't win a point. Many people think it's the greatest exhibition of tennis ever witnessed in the history of the world. His serve was clicked at 950 mph.

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Teddy KGB @3814first.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

You are in the lead in the first quarter mile of today's running of the Bluesky Derby!

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Teddy KGB @3814first.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

Fixed it. Now it's much more pleasant and lovable.

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Teddy KGB @3814first.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

All because they just couldn't bring themselves to vote for a black woman.

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Teddy KGB @3814first.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

Hey, pal, just so you know, the reply you meant to send to Ted Cruz was sent to me by accident.

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Teddy KGB @3814first.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

Photo for phoniest: Sununu, Mike Johnson, and JD Vance. Can't split 'em.

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Teddy KGB @3814first.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

Sounds like an SNL bit. He can't be serious. He's questioning his decision......now?

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Teddy KGB @3814first.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

After an incredible amount of thought, contemplation, and encouragement from so many, I have decided to remove my name from consideration for being the head coach of the Las Vegas Raiders.

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Teddy KGB @3814first.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

After several years of setting traps and disposing of dead mice, I can recommend to you the only solution. Use this, put it in a plastic bag, and out it goes. You'll barely have to look at the victim.

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Teddy KGB @3814first.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

If you state your good-faith position that may be different than mine, I'm all in for the exchange of ideas. After all, it's a valuable exercise to think, "What's the best argument against my position?" My job requires that inquiry daily. But, if you're simply a troll, you're outta here.

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Teddy KGB @3814first.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Joe Rogan? Honestly, Joe Rogan?

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Teddy KGB @3814first.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

On J20, we'll have at least two of them as players on the world stage. People are merely disposable pieces in the games they play. Neither have a conscience, and the corruption will be epic. 75m Americans think this is a good idea, a good course to take. So much for American exceptionalism.

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Teddy KGB @3814first.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

Clearly, it's pronounced Blue Sky. We all know that. But my immigrant, DP roots cause my brain to read it every time as Blueski, like a Polish or Macedonian surname. I asked a Serbian friend of mine to pronounce it, and he said Blueski, too.

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