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@32percentcat.bsky.social
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Dumb cat with too many hobbies, voted Britain's most useless three years running 18+ 22 - He/they but with a fat ass.

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Occasional :3-er @32percentcat.bsky.social · 10h
My approximation of multi talented nature has led me to dark evil and fucked up places.
Dodgy imitation of the Digger poster.

Except it's diggy, the minion, from flash game diggy that I fucking hope someone else remembers.
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Occasional :3-er @32percentcat.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
What's up with the new control game glazing on twitter. Like I'm genuinely betting people were payed for it
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Occasional :3-er @32percentcat.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Anyone else missing word 2003?
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Occasional :3-er @32percentcat.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
We make bullshit here
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Occasional :3-er @32percentcat.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Why did Jim Steinman write a German musical? Is it specifically to edge me with snippets of Total eclipse of the heart for two hours??
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Occasional :3-er @32percentcat.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
If help at a self service checkout doesn't come in ten minutes, you're legally allowed to leave
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Occasional :3-er @32percentcat.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Burke and Hare
Sketch done with fast, thick strokes, of two men carrying something wrapped in a sheet to a open door with the name KNOX.
It's dark and raining and the light comes from the door.

Burke here is an Irish terrier, and Hare is well, a Hare
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Occasional :3-er @32percentcat.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Since I figured out how to make sketches look about 5% better, I may as well make some degree of reference for The Guy (TM)
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Occasional :3-er @32percentcat.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
First time digitising and colouring a sketch, bit of art for @khloros.bsky.social of their Private Limpid Amber.
Drone SKY-2d4c squats under a barbell.

Instead of weights, there's two CAT drones hanging off of it, one each end
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Occasional :3-er @32percentcat.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Current state of the art flirting on Grindr in my local area: - Threatening starvation -Pretending to be a peadophile
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Occasional :3-er @32percentcat.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
There is a man called John Cope and holy fuck he was coping
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Occasional :3-er @32percentcat.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Fuck yeah, village gala is blasting 99 luftballons in English and I am getting absolutely obliterated in strongbow dark fruits (the curse has caught me)
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Occasional :3-er @32percentcat.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
It's an easy mistake to make to be fair. (Credit to @daf.monster for the drones and DAF trucks for the lorries)
It's the "I thought I hired goons" format.

In the upper half Is three European style lorries (from DAF), saying "when do we start delivering freight"
In response, a large equine latexey drone says "who the fuck are you people, I thought I hired DAF.

In the lower half a crowd of identical drones in black are all saying "ayyyy, C-unit when do we start converting people"

In response a man wearing a mesh-backed cap and shirt saying truck life says "who the fuck are you people I thought I hired DAF
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Occasional :3-er @32percentcat.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Yeah nah @furtherecord.bsky.social was class
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Occasional :3-er @32percentcat.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Okay so making a set of cuffs+collar before FTR was a really good idea actually
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Occasional :3-er @32percentcat.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
The environmental storytelling of two empty bottles of buckfast on the subway platform
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Occasional :3-er @32percentcat.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I'll be real I've never actually seen blue sky downtime, I assume it's a schedule thing
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Occasional :3-er @32percentcat.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
I'm sending you to the Aberdeen preggo sphere
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Occasional :3-er @32percentcat.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Absolutely dripless at the outdoors function when compared to the transmascs, honestly soul destroying
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Occasional :3-er @32percentcat.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
SKY service is appropriate for all weight classes of UTKN chassis Thanks go to Kaye for the setting, and the discord server for inspiring stupid ideas 💕
Two UTKN Sky drones.
One is layed down, ass up in the "jacko pose" without a shirt.
The other smaller drone is sat down resting a rifle between the firsts cheeks
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Occasional :3-er @32percentcat.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Engagement discourse this, engagement discourse that. How about you all start engaging with some bitches.
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Khloros (ミルフィ) @khloros.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
They told him to serve 💔💅 #utilikin
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Occasional :3-er @32percentcat.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Gay little creature
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Occasional :3-er @32percentcat.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
There is a Stihl saw outside and it's so fucking cool like always
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Occasional :3-er @32percentcat.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
God bless whatever furries at Scotia decided to just go to Cathouse, absolutely made my night :3
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Occasional :3-er @32percentcat.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
I am so sorry to have missed the ball kicking (with flute accompaniment) (execution style) today :(
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Occasional :3-er @32percentcat.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
So uh basically I'm kttiy and you should grope my thighs hard enough to leave marks
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Occasional :3-er @32percentcat.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
The "you should be my Sweatrag" jokes have become no longer jokes, I will gladly stuff my face in your pits or huff used clothing and I hate how easily it gets me
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Ambush Toys @ambushtoys.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
7 Years! Wow. Help us celebrate our Anniversary! Like, Follow, Repost to enter! Grand Prize: 7 toys, any style or size we offer! Includes MTO! 2nd & 3rd prizes: 2 toys, any style or size we offer! Inventory Only. This will be on all our socials! Good luck! Intl. pays S&H!
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Occasional :3-er @32percentcat.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
For NYE, can I nuzzle a slightly sweaty chest?? 🥺
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Occasional :3-er @32percentcat.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Homeowphobic I can't sleep in that nice space between the sofa and heater
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Occasional :3-er @32percentcat.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Where the fuck do they get feathers in avatar, all their creatures are like, fleshy
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Occasional :3-er @32percentcat.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
They call me Angelina the way I'm trying to suck wine from that pit
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Occasional :3-er @32percentcat.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Meowning
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Occasional :3-er @32percentcat.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Submissive and breedable top on ✅ Baked macaroni cheese ✅
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Occasional :3-er @32percentcat.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Why is everything on wednesday, Like three things on id love to go to, all on Wednesday :p
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Occasional :3-er @32percentcat.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
(hm yep this is probably my most anonymous socials) Go to social event :) Sit in corner and dont talk to anyone the entire time :) Sometimes I really hate myself for making any idea of community unobtainable.
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Occasional :3-er @32percentcat.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Screaming internally at 2 am because the texture of my skin feels wrong Like actually what the hell
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Occasional :3-er @32percentcat.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
I think the bit where he said "I'm going to trepang^2 you was pretty good.
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Occasional :3-er @32percentcat.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Lego theme reviewers on about that "good pounding action" and "play" features
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Occasional :3-er @32percentcat.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Do I put wonderwall on five times in a row on the jukebox before leaving?
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Occasional :3-er @32percentcat.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Normal thoughts at the gym: "If I had breasts I would be unstoppable"
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Occasional :3-er @32percentcat.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
So as it turns out it's really easy to fluster the mechsplo crowd :3
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Occasional :3-er @32percentcat.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
When JFK said "and the other things" What were the things? Marilyn Monroe?
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Occasional :3-er @32percentcat.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
What if we kissed at the Gregg's outlet?
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Occasional :3-er @32percentcat.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Wait so hexdrone codes aren't even in hex format? Real missed opportunity there
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Occasional :3-er @32percentcat.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
I got high on cad software and now I wake up at 2pm. This is worse than factorio
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Occasional :3-er @32percentcat.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Boots finally starting to die after 6 years of almost daily use 😔 Suggestions on pawtential replacements are appreciated
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Occasional :3-er @32percentcat.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Ah, it's October quite fast.... And now i need to lock up...
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