tarlton minse @2smij.bsky.social · 22/04/2026just tripped on my own dick and fell into a woodchipper achieved with cryengine 3 and #Claude 230
tarlton minse @2smij.bsky.social · 22/04/2026just turned my wife into a grass fire, enabled by #Claude 020
tarlton minse @2smij.bsky.social · 17/04/2026 hot sauce up the hole so i spit fire. golf ball too cause life is a game, i am Him 2101
tarlton minse @2smij.bsky.social · 17/04/2026so much ass my caboose need a carriage, opps under the juicy dumper palanquin BEAK 050
tarlton minse @2smij.bsky.social · 17/04/2026call my opps boomer the way they drink from the hose. gobble gobble BEAK 030
tarlton minse @2smij.bsky.social · 17/04/2026spend loud like a orchestra, fuck louder like a bigger orchestra 080
tarlton minse @2smij.bsky.social · 17/04/2026dodging reais like bossa nova neo money ain't shit, i dance on business 040
tarlton minse @2smij.bsky.social · 17/04/2026false ass full of hotdog water i jiggle like a DEMON 050
tarlton minse @2smij.bsky.social · 17/04/2026money tower money power, you all in this petting zoo and the animals are My Nuts 030
tarlton minse @2smij.bsky.social · 17/04/2026need that 6-pack hobgoblin protein pussy, whole game on my back like a spider monkey 040
tarlton minse @2smij.bsky.social · 30/03/2026petitioning the governor of guizho province for more Tummy Time 050
tarlton minse @2smij.bsky.social · 26/03/2026under my stewardship the empire will shrivel like a worm in the sun 081
tarlton minse @2smij.bsky.social · 26/03/2026just entered syrian airspace. it won't stop happening 060
tarlton minse @2smij.bsky.social · 26/03/2026peak efficiency put food in the toilet and skip the middleman 091
tarlton minse @2smij.bsky.social · 26/03/2026made to sleep in a sack full of custard, born to be awake in a sack full of custard 050
tarlton minse @2smij.bsky.social · 17/03/2026welcome to Whooters. we're staffed entirely by Pete Townshend with massive cans 082
tarlton minse @2smij.bsky.social · 04/03/2026if you're child is too small for me to see over the dashboard of my Ford Raptor, THAT'S 👏 ON 👏 YOU 👏. make a bigger child 1131
tarlton minse @2smij.bsky.social · 12/01/2026hit the squock so hard i got that gremular orbosis. got the milk sweat, that slippin cornea. hit that shit so hard my dog levitated two feet off the floor and got a job 050
tarlton minse @2smij.bsky.social · 10/01/2026best part of not taking your meds for 5 days is being able to cum again. time to hit up the aquarium 040
tarlton minse @2smij.bsky.social · 10/01/2026saw my reflection in the eye of a sparrow, it was headed west 060
tarlton minse @2smij.bsky.social · 05/12/2025hey pussy we're gonna go unload our glocks into a rotisserie chicken down the wawa. you want in on this shit? 190
tarlton minse @2smij.bsky.social · 21/10/2025*six bees in my ass voice*: there's six bees in my ass 1132
tarlton minse @2smij.bsky.social · 20/10/2025kill yourself kill your self kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill your 050
tarlton minse @2smij.bsky.social · 20/10/2025fresh flesh carpentry living jigsaw puzzle meat man missing pieces 040
tarlton minse @2smij.bsky.social · 20/10/2025used cars, west ennui vehicular hostages suck exhaust rich boy 040
tarlton minse @2smij.bsky.social · 20/10/2025coming to you live inside your dad i now wait online parasite 050
tarlton minse @2smij.bsky.social · 20/10/2025chunky piss is here now in kidneys everywhere celebrate your pain 050
tarlton minse @2smij.bsky.social · 20/10/2025corroborated ethically studied ham pork science will reign 151
tarlton minse @2smij.bsky.social · 20/10/2025it's earth's haiku week. post/reply in haiku or get moon imprisoned 250
tarlton minse @2smij.bsky.social · 14/10/2025there's a small, pink man dancing on my grave. he's pink as a grapefruit, probably from all the exercise dancing 020
tarlton minse @2smij.bsky.social · 14/10/2025the government want you to know. they want you to share the miracle. mix every cleaning chemical you can find into a gatorade bottle and drink it. they need you to know that this is how we make it. this is how we break through. 030
tarlton minse @2smij.bsky.social · 12/10/2025mission impossible: dad reckoning. 1.5 hours of dad looking at burgers on the grill and going mmhmmm i reckon that's done. tom cruise scissor kicks me into space 070
tarlton minse @2smij.bsky.social · 12/10/2025all five of my thumbs point to the east. i can't control it. it's like a physical metaphor for optimism 060
tarlton minse @2smij.bsky.social · 12/10/2025look upon my twerks ye mighty and despair; the booty is poppin for thee 0133
tarlton minse @2smij.bsky.social · 11/10/2025popping a clutch of horse eggs like jellybeans. gonna hatch in my tummy and give the gut flora something to bet on 070
tarlton minse @2smij.bsky.social · 11/10/2025sitting calmly at the end of a very long, elaborate rube-goldberg machine. the final piece is a shotgun, the barrel is in my mouth. i'm humming the theme tune from pacific rim 0232
tarlton minse @2smij.bsky.social · 10/10/2025following a beautiful swan into the mist. our oil lamps are flickering and the men are frightened but it has my pocket watch and i need it back 16513
tarlton minse @2smij.bsky.social · 10/10/2025battlefield 6 comes out in a few hours. gamers rise up #johnhaloismypresident 040
tarlton minse @2smij.bsky.social · 10/10/2025if mclaren don't put some respect on piastri's name i will subject zak brown to The Ten Gauntlets of Xiao Lu 010
tarlton minse @2smij.bsky.social · 09/10/2025i'm the 8th wheel in a polycule that has rigged every election on earth since mankind developed the census 0100
